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1 Name: SynthL0rd : 2006-02-21 04:47 ID:gDqyhgwL

How do I kiss a girl?...LOL!

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-21 05:40 ID:Heaven

Yeah, real funny.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-21 06:10 ID:Heaven

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-21 10:49 ID:Heaven

Put lips on lips and blow spit out

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-21 14:39 ID:PDxEJCQv

Tounge. Tounge!

6 Name: SynthL0rd : 2006-02-21 20:36 ID:gDqyhgwL

>>2
Sorry, this is actually a serious question I don't know why I said LOL at the end :(.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-21 22:34 ID:d7PJv1ii

I don't think you'll have to worry about the hows once you've made it that far. Seriously.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-21 23:02 ID:+mWU4p12

There is no wrong way to kiss, seriously

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 00:05 ID:1vTe3rJF

>>8
that is, unless you accidently poke someones eye out =P

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 11:48 ID:SHtZXeX/

>>1 some tips

  1. be gentle!!!
  2. take it slow!!!
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11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 14:30 ID:+svzccwP

>>1
just get yourself a girl first

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 17:25 ID:gFJhjwmb

1.Get a girl
2.???
3.Profit

13 Name: SynthL0rd : 2006-02-22 18:41 ID:gDqyhgwL

>>11
uh, I have a girl, lol.
>>12 LOL!!, WIN!

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 18:42 ID:Heaven

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15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 19:36 ID:qyGlXx0z

Mouth kissing is unhygienic.

A peck on the cheek is acceptable.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-22 22:07 ID:mceOHT8a

>>10 "keep your eyes shut!!"

After you're very familiar, though, there's much hilarity to be had by opening your eyes really, terrifyingly wide. Wait for the girl to open hers, and savour the reaction.

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17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-23 01:14 ID:X3lBy7X8

>>16

hahahahaa that is GENIUS!

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-23 02:24 ID:+mWU4p12

>>9

I guess, but there are people who seriously worry about "knowing" how to kiss. There's no right way to do it, you're just pressing your lips together

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-23 04:18 ID:Y756Sd3Z

>>13
then kiss her.
any problem??

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-24 11:38 ID:zdl2y1pv

>>16
lol, i'm so stealing that!

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-24 22:13 ID:fNR8ctwn

>>10
1) You just made my day
2) ????
3) PROFIT!

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22 Name: sage : 2006-02-26 16:53 ID:lIcjCWbm

>>12

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

23 Name: cats : 2006-03-21 14:27 ID:vlRy36KG

stick ur tongue down her throat

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-21 20:43 ID:Heaven

>>22

somehow, ちょwwwwwwww doesn't feel as much "spam-ish" as a loong loool...

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-21 20:54 ID:RyFKJyId

Err it really depends how close you are
if its just a first kiss and you aren't reaaaaaaaallllly that close yet then just a mouth to mouth peck sorta have your lips pressed softly together is a good start

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26 Name: tongues : 2006-03-21 21:21 ID:zdl2y1pv

stick ur cat down her throat

27 Name: Saw-Square : 2006-03-22 01:08 ID:YwU8kLWm

>> 1: http://www.bossanova.com/weevil/kiss/

I guess there isn't such thing as a "manual" for kissing, bacause it's a thing sooo intimate, that no one can explain you How to do it right. Just let yourself go, and your body and mind will do the rest ^_^

28 Name: Kitty-ko : 2006-03-26 07:26 ID:0bPa7jrI

I agree with Numbah 10. But, if it's your first time withthis girl, do NOT use tongue. Wait until, like, the fourth kiss or her using tongue to start with that stuff.

I personally thing tongues are gross, but...

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-26 13:06 ID:3dCS7ypF

I like it with tongue ^_^. If it's first kiss it's really better if she starts with a tongue. Especially if you have no experience in it. btw. My girlfriend like to bite my tongue during the kiss Ouch! But she's a half cat anyway...

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-26 14:51 ID:zXU99cbT

if its first kiss you probably shouldn't do tongue UNLESS she starts it first but then its probably alot better to just have a normal kiss for the first time rather than going straight for tongues

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-26 19:50 ID:3dCS7ypF

Oh, and btw. don't keep your condom in the wallet unless you want to have kids ;)

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-27 03:37 ID:ImUBF1xE

As a girl, I can say outright that starting with tongue is really... ew. Don't do it! Girls will eventually talk with other people about that first kiss, and if you rush it or do some other gross things then they will just laugh at you with their friends. >_<;

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-27 12:52 ID:3dCS7ypF

Only some childlish girls in my opinion...

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-27 13:57 ID:81EsdA0n

Seriously, unless you guys are really close already you shouldn't try to use tongue unless she starts it first/she said she is ok with it. I know a lot of girls who would get grossed out by it, they wants a nice first kiss not a freaking tongue stuck down thier throat.

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-28 05:16 ID:ImUBF1xE

>>33

Girls talk. Any idiot who doesn't realize this is beyond stupid and either is an emo chick without friends or only has Rosy Palm to keep them company.

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-13 18:48 ID:TtH86Kik

>>6

O RLY

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-08 00:53 ID:Ja3AXGkC

recently i've got a boyfriend, and he does kiss like exactly what >>10 said.
at first, he doesn't use a tongue; then, he moves to it.
i think it's good to put your weight on your girlfriend when you're kissing.

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38 Name: RedMuppet : 2006-05-11 06:05 ID:sSLRVqsG

I haven't been kissed in a good while :(

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-12 05:07 ID:fxFcQR0g

My first kiss was full tongue, like she was trying to scrape away my plaque. Considering I was as chaste as a nun back then, it was like an A-bomb was dropped in my mouth. HOT

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-12 05:51 ID:Heaven

>>39
Me too. What a wild ride that relationship that was.

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-12 06:50 ID:j84oK7Ln

  1. Tongue, and lots of it! You want your tongue to hit her lips before your lips do. Think of it like having sex on your face, and your tongue is the penis penetrating the vagina that is her mouth.
  2. Keep your eyes open the entire time. Eye contact is important! If she's closing her eyes, she's bored. If that happens, more tongue!
  3. For bonus points, start kissing around her lips. Or what I like to do for the high score: use your tongue to draw a heart on her face (from the chin to the forehead).
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42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-12 07:25 ID:Heaven

>>37
Put your weight on her? How?

43 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-12 09:05 ID:j84oK7Ln

>>42 I think she means to kiss sort of like you're "on top" while having sex. Push her with it?

44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-13 04:40 ID:Heaven

>>41 is being a smart-ass, for those naïve saps who might not be able to tell.

45 Name: RedMuppet : 2006-05-13 18:53 ID:Heaven

>>41 LOL

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47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-24 20:16 ID:otgZdanR

I've never kissed this way. But I think it would be nice that if you initiate a tongue-kiss, you don't have some repugnant taste in your mouth. Like after a long night drinking...

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-29 15:06 ID:ZgFoB0vS

Take it easy, and don't shove your tongue down each other's throat. Massage the other person's tongue.

Kissing should be a connnection, not a competition.

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-30 06:48 ID:Heaven

unless it's a kiss of death mortal kombat finishing move

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-01 05:09 ID:K1DHkHG3

follow the ADULT KISS by Yamada Tsuyoshi!

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-01 07:14 ID:DauOlF5z

okay, im sorry, but keeping your EYES OPEN during kissing is stupid. For one, peoples faces look pretty weird from that close up and you have to kinda cross your eyes to be able to focus. If your eyes are open when someone's going to kiss you you'll most likely start laughing and ruin the mood. Close your eyes once your close enough that you know you wont miss XD

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-01 17:33 ID:+F/tow1C

>>51
He was joking

53 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-03 06:30 ID:Q3zEZ+lR

>>49
t, t, b, b, block

54 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-22 12:03 ID:oPcPLKiX

>>16 lol good one ..... saving that for later
>>1 Buying a packet of airwaves blackcurrent menthol chewing gum is a must if you smoke or drink like me and is generally just a good idea otherwise.
Be gentle but hold her tight (don't put a choke hold on her). Don't over balance (did this once, fell over and nearly broke both our teeth as well as the kiss turned into something more like a canine attack, needless to say I didn't get much after that, oh the humanity).

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55 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-22 16:43 ID:jRC1rgEC

>My girlfriend like to bite my tongue during the kiss Ouch! But she's a half cat anyway...

w w w w w w

56 Name: Chill-Anon : 2006-06-22 16:56 ID:eGYFbaDn

>>29 My girlfriend is like that too, only instead of biting my tonuge she bites ME.

57 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-21 15:57 ID:xoSZJFKV

http://www.kissingnet.com/ Just found this site, was reminded of this thread, and figured you folks may be interested. Have fun.

58 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-21 20:34 ID:otgZdanR

as you are mouth to mouth, put your hands firmly on her buttock, and slowly knead her ass. This is quite a sensitive part. To get the force right, practice by kneading bread-dough, but prepared with just half the water. If you are tender enough, she will let you do her breasts. here the force to use is a little less. Generally it will get a bit uncomfortable when, as you cup your hand over her breast and grab (in a manner that the volume is pressed in your palms) , the tips of your fourth and fifth finger are about 1 cm away from the palm of your hand. Other people promote the melonsqueezer technique, but then theres the problem with how ripe they are.

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59 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-22 03:37 ID:5dnApBQ0

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
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60 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-22 03:54 ID:5dnApBQ0

( ゚д゚) HUH...

(( ;゚д゚)) WHOA

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61 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-25 01:45 ID:oFsErcgU

>>58
disregarded

62 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-25 02:18 ID:rBod8VUJ

>>58 oshiete sensei

63 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-25 03:23 ID:Heaven

>>58
gave me a boner

good work, crew!

64 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-25 12:15 ID:lIcjCWbm

>>58
more please!

65 Name: Troll : 2006-07-27 04:25 ID:oMRCMzhB

>>58, nice post man.

You'll have your own style after you get there, you'll be good at it after doing it a few more times. :D

66 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-31 22:16 ID:2zkZIIDB

>>58
(w

67 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-31 22:22 ID:pCVvWL4m

Most first kisses aren't perfect like people idealize them to be.
Mine was really awkward and actually stemmed from a dare on the playground at school. (^-^') My second was...a pity kiss.

68 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 13:12 ID:t7JCoc5U

>>67
well you're hardly gonna get fireworks if you're forced to kiss in front of a playground of people.
you just set yourself up for failure -_-

69 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 18:48 ID:3R63CWXY

>>68
Force kissing, reminds me, that's probably a plot for a manga. The Japanese school bullies make the shy kids make out and have sex, then beat them up anyway.

70 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 20:42 ID:vynEPM11

>>58
TEACH ME MORE MASTER!

71 Name: Couch男 : 2006-08-01 20:56 ID:/i946QwI

Wow... I just got back from my girlfriend's house, and, although still a virgin (due to the lack of a condom) I had an amazing time. She was really tired in the beginning, and we just sat on her couch, her half asleep. I pulled a strand of her hair away from her face, and kissed her neck gently. After a few minutes, I tried to raise her head a bit and kiss her lips. She returned the kiss (I thought she was asleep! O_O ) and we slowly shifted into more comfortable positions. Eventually I was leaning over her, she had her arms around me, and our lips were together. My lips parted from hers and I started kissing down the side of her neck. I kissed and softly bit until I realized I was above her breast. (She was wearing a white blouse, with a relatively low neck, but above her bra). I was slightly confuzed when there didn't seem to be much fabric in the area of my lips (I believe I might have pulled it away subconciously) and kept probing and kissing. Eventually I got to her bra. She was moaning slightly by then, and we had started to move together in a bit of a rhythm. I released my right hand from where it was hugging her and pulled down the right (well, her left) side of her bra. I almost started sucking on her breast, or kneading it with my teeth, but I've seen (yes..in hentai... -__-;; ) that, and it looks childish. So I trailed my kisses more to the center of her chest, and then lifted my head and kissed her lips, in rhythm. I tried to explore further, but she muttered "no condom", so I went back to massaging her breast with my right hand as I kissed her lips and neck. We were like this for about 30 minutes, with me eventually shifting on top of her and us thrusting in rhythm with out kisses. (but we were both wearing clothes...well, her shirt was halfway off) At around 11:20 she said her parents were coming home soon (we both live with our parents), so we better stop. But, the urgency just seemed to turn her on even more. Finally, we got up off the couch (this took a lot of determination, we were still kissing and moving together) and slowly made out way towards the door. She broke off and grabbed my phone, glasses, etc which I had put on the table. As she was doing that, I tied my shoes and rebuttonned my shirt. Then she came back and put her arms around me again, and we stood there, clutching each other, out tongues moving together in rhythm with out breathing.

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72 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 21:12 ID:Heaven

>>71
I came.

73 Name: Couch男 : 2006-08-01 21:55 ID:/i946QwI

Oh..also. Just wanted to point out that this was definitely not our first kiss. Our first was a soft peck on the lips, even though it lasted more than most pecks do. That was about a month after we started dating. No tongue until she got back from europe a few weeks ago. (approaching three months right now) Good luck, I have to go to work. I'll be back online later.

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74 Name: Troll!!6MhJ5+eg : 2006-08-02 05:22 ID:oMRCMzhB

>>71

>I almost started sucking on her breast, or kneading it with my teeth, but I've seen (yes..in hentai... -__-;; ) that, and it looks childish.
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75 Name: Couch男 : 2006-08-02 07:34 ID:/i946QwI

Hi, I'm back. I have a question for all of you on /love/. Where is a good place to go to be with each other? Both of us live with our parents, and I know the owners of local hotels, so that would be...awkward. So, where can we go to be alone with each other?

76 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 02:48 ID:BKaJqPJn

>>74

milk fetish <333

77 Name: Kail : 2006-08-03 06:35 ID:onze8al7

My first kiss tasted like guacamole and I threw up afterwords. It sucked.

78 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 06:54 ID:vynEPM11

When you kiss, blow air in her mouth and make her cheeks fill with air, squeeze her mouth shut and laugh at her.

79 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-03 12:01 ID:xFAWOLoo

Try to always kiss at an angle, it'll make it easier since your lips interlock with each other. Just don't take her head and twist it to an angle, it'll make thing awkward. Also, keep steady with the tongue - while tongue action is nice, it is definitly not nice to have all your face wet as if you were kissing with a dog.

80 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 12:18 ID:ZebF5CjZ

I am scared of kissing a girl cause I never have and don't really know what to do. I am starting to think it is just a bunch of random kneading and mouth movement though. I hope I am not a really bad kisser, I know that I will only end up kissing a girl I know that I want to be with. But I am sure that if she is the one then she will like me regardless of whether I am a good kisser or not.

81 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 12:27 ID:uGiibhIh

Something my girlfriend enjoys before kissing is if I lick her nose and sometimes suck on it a little.

82 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 12:34 ID:ZebF5CjZ

That is cute.

83 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 12:34 ID:ZebF5CjZ

I can't see myself doing that though.

84 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 13:11 ID:vynEPM11

>>81
well.. each his own ways

85 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-03 20:28 ID:xFAWOLoo

>>80
You really shouldn't be. I randomly kissed with a girl who was a friend of a love interest of me. It was really awkward for me since I couldn't kiss for shit, but if there really is some mutual interest, she'll forgive your bad kissing. And believe me, once you kiss a couple of times, you'll get the hand out of it.

86 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 21:43 ID:ZebF5CjZ

>>85

That is actually good advice.

87 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-05 12:46 ID:t7JCoc5U

>>78
true story.

88 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-05 13:03 ID:t7JCoc5U

What should you do to kiss a seemingly willing victim? The first thing you'll want to do is to figure out whether or not the victim is really unconscious. Just like you were trying to get them out of bed, you should call out to them, tap them, and gently shake them to try and provoke a response. You also should check to see if they are breathing. If you try and perform a kiss on someone who is not in cardiopulmonary arrest, you can actually hurt them!

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89 Name: 58 : 2006-08-15 16:14 ID:otgZdanR

as requested, there will be further wisdom from sensei soon

90 Name: Tanuka : 2006-08-16 03:46 ID:QiN7ltGw

>>58 I don't think grabbing the buttocks is a good way to start. First there should be more caressing and trailing up and down your hands through the female's back.

I like when my, err, daresay "boyfriend" (we're not really a couple, but he's already fixated on the thought of we marrying at age 24 so...), just moves his hands randomly from my shoulders to my ass, not fondling but massaging or just merely touching me with his fingers, gives a tickling and exiting feeling. After that I may recomend going to the groping-buttocks part, but I see that more like a joke or something, not really a big turn-on. Then trailing one hand from the back to the stomach would be my option, moving to said hand's side and going up until reaching the base of the breast, brushing it sightly with your thumb from below. Horny girls like me will find this as a "may I continue?" message (which we will answer with an OMGYES), and the shy kind of girl may probably see it as an accident or shyness from you too, which is good. After fooling around a while more I'd say GO FOR THAT BOOB D: Just if she seems to ask for more action. Some caressing and massaging to start is good, and don't fucking go crazy for the nipple from the start, tease it a bit damnit! Passing your fingers over it to touch it but not totally grabbing it would be what I would do (like I'll ever have a chance with a girl XD) and then moving it with your fingers like... I hate myself for doing such comparsion but, like a joystick =_= but not freaking pressing them too much.

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91 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-16 04:51 ID:iGd1TSlf

>>90

>like a joystick =_=
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92 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-16 08:32 ID:IvbUsda1

>>90
Your advice has opened a whole new world to me, and for that, I congratulate you!

93 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-16 17:47 ID:rmxHOYKp

>>91
What if you're a mouse&keyboard guy? Can one circle strafe their way into a girl's good graces?

94 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-16 17:54 ID:jSqrhAKY

>>91

down-right-down-right-fierce