Ok...I've been here and I've helped a bunch of people, but now I've decided to go ahead and give everyone some of my secret sexual powers over women. Here goes:
Your "secrets" are nothing new, everyone knows this. Did you read this in Maxim or what?
No....This is something I came up with on my own.
I just decided to help you people. I can give individual advice like getting Steyr AUGs or playing race cards, but this is broader advice to more people.
Also being a raving psychotic helps a lot too.....
Who am I kidding? I don't even like women. In fact, I kind of hate them. I can go on dates and all that, but it leaves me empty.
I hate their personalities, their neediness, and it almost seems like their only purpose is human reproduction.
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Japan isn't cool. They USED to be cool, like in the 30s or something, before the germans bombed us at pearl harbor
The only thing that is useful is numbers 9 and 10. Everything before that is just abosoloutely ridiculous and stupid. Then again, leave it to a guy on the internet to think of such idiotic ideas...
actually these are decent ideas, if used in moderation.
These are sound ideas. Very sound. And they work, but unfortunately I don't really like that many women.
How would you know if they work if you don't even really like many women?
Simple my dear, 14.
I tried these tactics to much success, but found many disappointments. I'm one of these people who have no problem picking up women, but find that I don't really like them. I'm not queer or nothing and I have really, really unique standards.
That was Israel, shortly before they took control of amiland.
I must disagree with some of those..
Depending how you act will get you a certain kind of girl. (personally not my type if she digs all those attitudes.)
If you want to like the girl, you ought to be yourself. I do strongly agree with 3. 4. and 8.
The "scratch your balls" thing won't do for me. I like classy women, and I enjoy being a gentleman.
Acting like something you are not only works for the short term. In the end you will be debunked, and you will be not only fake but very lonely too.
Women do not want to date "assholes", they want someone who is confident and I think many men get the two confused. Do not act confident, BE confident. I do not want to be with a man who seems unsure of himself, because how can he be sure of anything else?
....I know, I know.
I was just trying to help.
>>18 I thought being an ass and being confident are the same for men?
Not worry about self improvement? But how am I supposed to lead the unwashed masses to a crimson-red, bloody revolution without a charisma that is firmly rooted in my surprisingly refined character (... "for his age")?
>>21 I do not think they are the same for men. I know men who are confident, classy, and very kind...nothing close to an asshole. Most of the assholes I know are not really confident, just rude.
If the guy gives off an air of being self-assured and is able to exercise his self-assurance by trusting his abilities without doing asshole-y things- then he is self confident. And that is a whole lot sexier than an asshole.
>>1 needs to either wisen up or get castrated.
Your behavior towards people attracts certain people.
Act like an asshole, and you'll attract idiots. Are you really surprised that you can't find a woman to have a decent conversation with?
I shall give you no quarter 25.
I stand by my words.
I could be confident about my video game prowess and that'd be sexy to a female? Does not compute.
I don't understand this thing about confidence. Studies have shown that those who don't consider themselves incompetant are actually more incompetant than those that do. If you never doubt or are unsure of yourself - it is hard to be sure you're doing the right thing in this world - you may indeed be incompetant. Doubting yourself is a sign of intelligence.
Actually.....I'm the OP and while I like to be controversial and while what a general bit of what I had said is, in fact, sound.
I would say that the best advice of all would be to be to just do what you deem to be right at the time.
Gamers are sexy. As long as that's not the only thing they've got going for them. A jerk's a jerk, regardless of he's confident in an area or a hundred. At least I do not fancy jerks, though the "everything is someone's fetish" is too true. Generic good people who also are good at gaming are just even hotter, in my opinion :-p
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You've got me all wrong >>29, granted my nihilism and relatively negative view on the world has made me see things in a decidedly darker tone than anything else, but I'm not saying that one should ogle a girls breasts. I would not do that and that certainly wouldn't be the first thing I would say. In fact, while I do admire a woman's breasts and the concavity thereof, they aren't the main thing I care about. Besides, I actually think it would be rude NOT to complement a girl on her tits.
>Tits, hair, ass, and shoes. Women are the most self conscious about those four things.
I'm a woman and number 5 is totally right... I hate my own sex half the time... all they do is whine and wont shut up!
Self-hating women are so funny, because MOST women say that hate their gender most of the time.
For some reason it seems like >>1 is channeling the spirit of Tom Leykis or something. Or at least the comb-over.
The truth of the matter is, there's no sure-fire way to pick up chicks, one hundred percent of the time. The principal from Killer 7 lied to you.
I don't care what you do, girls will never stop.
excuse # 37, I was IMing someone.
Being an asshole is appealing though, but you sound a little like a future wife beater. But thats just me. Being and ass and not taking shit annoys girls sometimes. Girls like it when a guy can connect. A connection is more important to a gal than scratching and fondling your nuts. If you can be an ass to sweet as tea to her, then you've got it right.
God...You people are whiners.
Actually That was just for fun. You don't need my advice if you are cool enough.
You should always strive to improve yourself, regardless of whether or not it's to impress a girl. What the fuck kind of attitude is that?
Self-improvment is for delusional people chasing false happiness
Right up there with spell-checking, amirite.
>>41 true happiness is weighing 400 pounds and sitting in front of the computer all day while you apply hemorroidal cream with a sock amirite
Save the whole hickish "beat up mah wife y'all" complex, some of these things are true.
Being TOO sensitive is probably as big of a turnoff for girls as being a complete asshole is. No girl wants a guy whose life is as big of a dorama as hers is, right?
It never hurts to have a Steyr AUG or to enjoy trance music.
>>1 That works for getting a piece of pussy that's gonna leave you for the next jerk, but not for a good, intelligent full-functional human being
There are different boys with different tastes
There are different girls with different tastes