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How to get chicks and not worry about self improvement (49)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-08 07:20 ID:oM+sgRjB

Ok...I've been here and I've helped a bunch of people, but now I've decided to go ahead and give everyone some of my secret sexual powers over women. Here goes:

  1. Be an asshole. This is key. Women love assholes. They know what they are getting. They don't want sensitive bitch tits who get out here and try to be nice. Women find these guys creepy and needy. Assholes speak their mind, call other people worse assholes, fart, belch, and hold nothing back. The KEY is not to be the WORST asshole. Just an AVERAGE asshole. An asshole with a few moderately redeeming values. The extreme assholes are jock douchebags who peaked their prime during highschool, knocked up some slut, and now work as janitors. Don't be that way.
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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-08 17:46 ID:J2jEgPoK

Your "secrets" are nothing new, everyone knows this. Did you read this in Maxim or what?

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-08 18:28 ID:Ti9334dF

No....This is something I came up with on my own.

I just decided to help you people. I can give individual advice like getting Steyr AUGs or playing race cards, but this is broader advice to more people.

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-08 18:29 ID:Ti9334dF

Also being a raving psychotic helps a lot too.....

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-09 21:12 ID:RqD4BPYr

Who am I kidding? I don't even like women. In fact, I kind of hate them. I can go on dates and all that, but it leaves me empty.

I hate their personalities, their neediness, and it almost seems like their only purpose is human reproduction.

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-09 22:45 ID:7LtWgnMX

You must be homosexual.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-10 14:50 ID:w6V2zXiL

No, I'm not.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-10 16:53 ID:Heaven

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9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-10 21:25 ID:2db1Rh2/

Japan isn't cool. They USED to be cool, like in the 30s or something, before the germans bombed us at pearl harbor

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 01:46 ID:80cTF86y


The only thing that is useful is numbers 9 and 10. Everything before that is just abosoloutely ridiculous and stupid. Then again, leave it to a guy on the internet to think of such idiotic ideas...

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 01:54 ID:abHlqyy9

didn't japan bomb U.S at pearl harbour?

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 02:31 ID:U/p1wSDF

actually these are decent ideas, if used in moderation.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 02:47 ID:K23mhOMq


These are sound ideas. Very sound. And they work, but unfortunately I don't really like that many women.

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14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 03:20 ID:80cTF86y


How would you know if they work if you don't even really like many women?

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 04:39 ID:K23mhOMq

Simple my dear, 14.

I tried these tactics to much success, but found many disappointments. I'm one of these people who have no problem picking up women, but find that I don't really like them. I'm not queer or nothing and I have really, really unique standards.

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16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 08:00 ID:Heaven


That was Israel, shortly before they took control of amiland.

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17 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-04-11 09:03 ID:X3yyA6dT

I must disagree with some of those..
Depending how you act will get you a certain kind of girl. (personally not my type if she digs all those attitudes.)
If you want to like the girl, you ought to be yourself. I do strongly agree with 3. 4. and 8.
The "scratch your balls" thing won't do for me. I like classy women, and I enjoy being a gentleman.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 21:36 ID:J2jEgPoK

Acting like something you are not only works for the short term. In the end you will be debunked, and you will be not only fake but very lonely too.

Women do not want to date "assholes", they want someone who is confident and I think many men get the two confused. Do not act confident, BE confident. I do not want to be with a man who seems unsure of himself, because how can he be sure of anything else?

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19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 21:47 ID:80cTF86y


Or dating one...

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 23:04 ID:VFNJXsRK

....I know, I know.

I was just trying to help.

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21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-13 01:04 ID:G3q740Uw

>>18 I thought being an ass and being confident are the same for men?

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-13 01:12 ID:vhypu85d

Not worry about self improvement? But how am I supposed to lead the unwashed masses to a crimson-red, bloody revolution without a charisma that is firmly rooted in my surprisingly refined character (... "for his age")?

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-13 03:49 ID:J2jEgPoK

>>21 I do not think they are the same for men. I know men who are confident, classy, and very kind...nothing close to an asshole. Most of the assholes I know are not really confident, just rude.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-13 04:07 ID:80cTF86y

>>21 They are NOT the same thing! I've seen both and they are completely different. As >>23 mentioned, assholes are just plain rude and, well, assholes. Confidence does not equal to being an asshole.

If the guy gives off an air of being self-assured and is able to exercise his self-assurance by trusting his abilities without doing asshole-y things- then he is self confident. And that is a whole lot sexier than an asshole.

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-14 19:56 ID:CUAjVWOG

>>1 needs to either wisen up or get castrated.
Your behavior towards people attracts certain people.
Act like an asshole, and you'll attract idiots. Are you really surprised that you can't find a woman to have a decent conversation with?

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-14 20:20 ID:ib5pwG7t

I shall give you no quarter 25.

I stand by my words.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-15 03:46 ID:h1BcT8os

I could be confident about my video game prowess and that'd be sexy to a female? Does not compute.

I don't understand this thing about confidence. Studies have shown that those who don't consider themselves incompetant are actually more incompetant than those that do. If you never doubt or are unsure of yourself - it is hard to be sure you're doing the right thing in this world - you may indeed be incompetant. Doubting yourself is a sign of intelligence.

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28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-15 04:33 ID:aWuPKam/

Actually.....I'm the OP and while I like to be controversial and while what a general bit of what I had said is, in fact, sound.

I would say that the best advice of all would be to be to just do what you deem to be right at the time.

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29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-15 10:31 ID:CUAjVWOG

Gamers are sexy. As long as that's not the only thing they've got going for them. A jerk's a jerk, regardless of he's confident in an area or a hundred. At least I do not fancy jerks, though the "everything is someone's fetish" is too true. Generic good people who also are good at gaming are just even hotter, in my opinion :-p

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30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-15 20:53 ID:iMW3I95c

Non non non non......

You've got me all wrong >>29, granted my nihilism and relatively negative view on the world has made me see things in a decidedly darker tone than anything else, but I'm not saying that one should ogle a girls breasts. I would not do that and that certainly wouldn't be the first thing I would say. In fact, while I do admire a woman's breasts and the concavity thereof, they aren't the main thing I care about. Besides, I actually think it would be rude NOT to complement a girl on her tits.

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31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-16 11:02 ID:CUAjVWOG


>Tits, hair, ass, and shoes. Women are the most self conscious about those four things.
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32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-16 16:09 ID:ywUdojXr


You just don't get it do you?

33 Name: cyra : 2006-05-15 06:12 ID:4UXKCQ4S

I'm a woman and number 5 is totally right... I hate my own sex half the time... all they do is whine and wont shut up!

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-15 06:47 ID:J2jEgPoK

Self-hating women are so funny, because MOST women say that hate their gender most of the time.

35 Name: >>1 from another thread : 2006-05-15 13:37 ID:pcxe2O6U

For some reason it seems like >>1 is channeling the spirit of Tom Leykis or something. Or at least the comb-over.

The truth of the matter is, there's no sure-fire way to pick up chicks, one hundred percent of the time. The principal from Killer 7 lied to you.

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36 Name: G Otoko!AboRDsJIEk : 2006-05-15 19:45 ID:/SZHchIc


/r/ advice on AUG's since I think your entire plan is full of shit.

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37 Name: Pms : 2006-05-15 20:04 ID:xV9dbwBj

I don't care what you do, girls will never stop.

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-15 20:10 ID:xV9dbwBj

excuse # 37, I was IMing someone.

Being an asshole is appealing though, but you sound a little like a future wife beater. But thats just me. Being and ass and not taking shit annoys girls sometimes. Girls like it when a guy can connect. A connection is more important to a gal than scratching and fondling your nuts. If you can be an ass to sweet as tea to her, then you've got it right.

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-16 00:31 ID:/m/Nm4v4

God...You people are whiners.

Actually That was just for fun. You don't need my advice if you are cool enough.

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40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-16 04:48 ID:SIOQP+jx

You should always strive to improve yourself, regardless of whether or not it's to impress a girl. What the fuck kind of attitude is that?

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-16 07:12 ID:Heaven

Self-improvment is for delusional people chasing false happiness

42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-16 12:48 ID:Heaven

Right up there with spell-checking, amirite.

43 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-16 18:26 ID:hkK9VroA

>>41 true happiness is weighing 400 pounds and sitting in front of the computer all day while you apply hemorroidal cream with a sock amirite

44 Name: Bunny-san : 2006-05-16 21:47 ID:C2JDL3sh

Save the whole hickish "beat up mah wife y'all" complex, some of these things are true.

Being TOO sensitive is probably as big of a turnoff for girls as being a complete asshole is. No girl wants a guy whose life is as big of a dorama as hers is, right?

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-16 22:17 ID:8wnN6+S+

It never hurts to have a Steyr AUG or to enjoy trance music.

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-24 11:31 ID:Vd4SeL/N

>>1 That works for getting a piece of pussy that's gonna leave you for the next jerk, but not for a good, intelligent full-functional human being

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 08:21 ID:onHXaWRb

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 22:35 ID:Heaven

not this shit again

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 05:59 ID:qmybFzMN

There are different boys with different tastes
There are different girls with different tastes