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How do you confess? (56)


14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-11 08:42 ID:Of4Z9vfc

First of all...don't be so quick to give up your freedoms for some stupid girl.

Second, you don't confess shit to a girl. You just do whatever. Women want Men. They want to be taken, not begged over.

I personally would not confess my love to a girl unless I was in my bunker and I knew the bastards had already taken my captial city and would be descending upon me with their dogs and rifles.

Then...and ONLY THEN would I confess how much I loved my girl. Of course then we'd have to do ourselves in and have our corpses burned so those bastards wouldn't have the satisfaction of parading our dead corpses around for their own left wing causes.

That is the only time you "confess your love" to a girl.

Your true feelings for a girl are strictly between you and Odin.

Of course you can say other stuff like "Nice tits" or "You smell nice today" or "I like that dress and those shoes". BUT THAT IS AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN EVER COME AND GO NO FURTHER.