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I have a small, informal harem (27)

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-25 06:11 ID:ksWQRaIU

Ok you bleeding bastard losers....

Here is how to have your own informal harem where you actually get some of that ass.

  1. Have a Steyr AUG. I cannot stress this enough.
  2. Be Metal. The more metal the better. Wear leather jackets, pick fights, make racial slurs, drink a LOT of vodka, and end every sentence with "hail satan".
  3. Scream at old ladies. This goes with being metal.
  4. Have a large unit.
  5. Be a raving pyschopath. Chicks dig raving psychopaths
  6. Buy a puppy. Treat him nicely, give him a cute name. Value the puppy more than the women. This will make them jealous.
  7. Do not get pussy whipped. Women like a challenge
  8. Be me.

Hope that helps.