Ok you bleeding bastard losers....
Here is how to have your own informal harem where you actually get some of that ass.
- Have a Steyr AUG. I cannot stress this enough.
- Be Metal. The more metal the better. Wear leather jackets, pick fights, make racial slurs, drink a LOT of vodka, and end every sentence with "hail satan".
- Scream at old ladies. This goes with being metal.
- Have a large unit.
- Be a raving pyschopath. Chicks dig raving psychopaths
- Buy a puppy. Treat him nicely, give him a cute name. Value the puppy more than the women. This will make them jealous.
- Do not get pussy whipped. Women like a challenge
- Be me.
Hope that helps.