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Okay, my name is ____. I'm a __-year old _____ and I'm having prolems with _______________. You see, _____ is very important to me, and well, ______ means that I'd have to _______, and you see why I can't do that.
_____________ __ __________ _____________ _______.
i could fill in those blanks...
It's MySpace !!!!!
That's my answer.
Okay, my name is Dave. I'm a 18-year old male and I'm having prolems with women. You see, the female species is very important to me, and well, dating one means that I'd have to spend lots of money, and you see why I can't do that.
'tis a regexp that matches 80% of /love/ ?
You give in to your passions.... and then you learn
That's probably exactly what Jane was trying to avoid. I don't think she really enjoys oral, she wanted to do it for the wrong reasons. Also, you left out why Sally all of a sudden became interested in you
What's this business of "Do you think Sally was 'right'?"... morally, no, but given your entire story, I think morals have officially been tossed out the window.