What are some "fancy" sentences I can use for asking out?
"Hey, do you want to go watch a movie?" "Let's go eat dinner together." Sentences like these are too often used, and when they are used over and over, I think it sounds pretty lame.
Save the fancy sentences and overprepared speeches for the marriage proposal. Overplanning asking someone for a date makes you look either desperate (and therefore not self-confident) and/or obsessive, both of which are going to turn your target off.
Think about something you want to do anyway and ask that petson to join you. Don't go to the movies because you're "supposed to." Trying to be overly romantic with someone you're not going really going out with is kinda weird.
"Do you press charges?"
Ask her out casually in conversation, so you don't freak her out.
"I really don't like black coffee that much. Would you mind giving my a pint of your breast milk? You seem to have a lot to spare."
N.B. This requires a bit of setup.
"Would you like to <insert activity here> sometime?" works fine, and it's for you asking her out in the first place, you're not sending a serenade here, you're just trying to let her know you want to spend time with her. Simple is mostly the best.
All right, the smartasses here are kind of starting to ruin things.
That's okay, >>13. We forgive you.
Exactly. Granted, if you're going to ask a girl to marry you, then they want to hear all about how her eyes are like the stars and why you want to spend your life with her.
When asking a girl out, just ask a girl out.
Be straight forward
Or be sneaky...
Tell her you were thinking of changing your image and you need her advice when you go shopping. If this works out try to go shopping late in the day and then ask her out for a drink to thank her for her help. You'll wearing the new clothes she picked out so she's gonna like how you look, now it is just up to your wit and charm. You'll be sitting on the porch in thirty years time with you grandkids reminiscing on just who was that masked poster.:-)
If I was a master I wouldn't be single myself lol. GREAT PLANS POOR EXECUTION ;-)
Show her your gun collection. Immediately afterward tell her that you don't take rejection well and also let her know just how many people in your country/state/town/neighborhood you hate.
Be sure to inform her what a Jacketed Hollowpoint .45 round can do to an unarmored target. Remark that "they" are out to get you.
And if she's still keen, run like fuck, because she's batshit insane.
hmmm I've got a gun collection! i'm gonna try that!
Don't forget to mention your shovel and access to 10 acres of land.
but ya asking for fashion help is good
lol get a HAIR CUT ask her what style would look best