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1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 16:27 ID:+EyZr26s

How do I flirt with a girl?


2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 17:10 ID:GT6dZ/A8

First you tell me how to flirt with a guy. Argh.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 17:22 ID:6RS2Mipq

Best thread evar.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 18:45 ID:70E5tiDD

How do I know a girl is flirting with me? Sometimes on the dancefloor, I meet a random girl and she'll approach me and do some dance moves, so I do some back. And then she walks away and I know I missed something crucial.. WHAT!!!!???

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 19:40 ID:eYI4LL4n

Me too. I guess they just want to have fun and have their own fucker somewhere else.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 21:11 ID:6RS2Mipq

You need to pull out your wang.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 22:34 ID:Heaven

That only works if it's big. Otherwise they'll just laugh.

From experience.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 23:05 ID:70E5tiDD

oh oh,, culture difference again.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 23:39 ID:6RS2Mipq

Never had that problem. See "cocks" thread; I'm one of the guys with a 8.5" penis.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 23:55 ID:xnEMV76c

Be naked.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-24 00:48 ID:yTDcFPqt

>>1 DON'T do something like tryin to hold her hand. Give her your attention, like looking over at her occasionally. It's flattering. Then if she doesn't look disgusted at catching your attention, then go over and give her a GOOD compliment(i.e. don't say something like, "whoa you got perky boobs"). A good compliment consists of commenting on her personality or a nonsexual observation on her appearance, like how you appreciate her style.

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12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-24 23:11 ID:3VLKFuGT


Have a lot of money

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13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-25 00:00 ID:VzULC110

I've been trying that strategy on this one girl I know who is so compatible with me its not even funny...but there are two obstacles, such as the fact that I think shes just being nice by not brushing off my advances, and the fact that she might have a boyfriend, but from what I can tell thats probably not the case. I don't want to ruin the friendship I have with her by trying to go to the next level (as in dating) but I suppose I'll let time decide. I'm getting impatient though....

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-25 00:37 ID:Heaven

>>13 ahh! Don't ruin the friendship! What's wrong with staying friends? I think it's bad if you start rushing it though, cause then she'll just get nervous, and it'll be easier for you to make an irreversible mistake. On the other hand, if you know for CERTAIN that she likes you(i.e. NOT a situation where you admire her from afar), then go for it. It's better to try and have no regrets than to wonder the rest of your life what COULD HAVE happened. and if you are going to ask her out, then don't do any "mixed signals" crap or hints. Just ask her straight, cause it's annoying if a guy is too wimpy and takes forever to ask. Even if the girl likes you, she won't say anything most likely. YOU hafta be the one to make the first move.

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-25 02:05 ID:VzULC110

I suppose thats good advice, I'll probably try for the casual "wanna go get lunch together?" approach, or something like that, and as I said before, let time decide. Cause I'm 100% certain that she'd be down for most activities, we've been hanging out together so much this summer...

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-25 03:23 ID:Heaven

>>15 yay, yay, go for the casual approach! it sounds like you guys are pretty much going out though, if you guys hang out all the time. Some of us aren't so lucky....I'm envious

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-25 08:52 ID:3lI3oL7g

I don't know, pulling out my wang on the dance floor has always worked for me.

And when I'm in countries when there's not as normal, I wear my bling and throw around lots of cash. Also, I pull out wang-shaped items, such as bananas, popsicles, and giant pens.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-25 21:20 ID:70E5tiDD

^^^The question was how to flirt with girls, not flirt with castration^^^

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-26 02:24 ID:83VvYKEe

Have lots of money

Have nice car

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20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-26 02:34 ID:Heaven

Don't live with your parents. :(

Or if you do, it's because they're fucking rich.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-26 04:29 ID:euOf4CBx



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22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-26 04:40 ID:VzULC110

Speaks the truth, sadly....

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-26 04:51 ID:yV53DvZ1

indeed. orz

24 Name: KIRA : 2006-06-27 19:15 ID:9rqqU/yD

really, its to be yourself. cuz if u fake it or lie, its gonna be obvious later that u arent that type of person =P

good ways to flirt is to show interests. be able to talk to her confidently, do a little gentleman stuff as open doors and talk nicely. also a good way is to tease her a bit, make fun of stuff, because its fun and funny to them. (but dont do it so mean that they start crying, they would start to hate them). just make fun of small stuff, like the way they do something. it usually works and gets u closer. good luck! combatte!

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-28 02:46 ID:Nfgumr0+

Make fun of her, but don't be a jerk. Be confident, but don't be cocky. Challenge her, but don't be a competitive jackass. In short, be playful.

But most of all, say something. Anything. Just talk. Let her know you're actually alive.

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-28 04:17 ID:oJcUrQ8D

There is this girl I like. We are close and she likes me back. We often hang out and we talk a lot in person. However, when we chat online we don't talk as much. :\ Should I just call her then?

27 Name: KIRA : 2006-06-28 06:23 ID:IO6t5mCX

its always better to talk to her face to face, or at least phone. because online isnt so personal, u can IM anytime, and also be talking to multiple people. at least with a phone, u know u at least concentrating on the person on the other side of the phone.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 11:58 ID:kJngr9ql

truer words could not be said.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 03:48 ID:i6JxehZi

Oh, I have this really cute pick-up line:
Take his/her hand in your hand and draw a line with a pen, this is the river. Then draw a cute little bunny on the other side. "So the bunny wants to get to the other side, how does he do it?" Let them guess... make up witty reasons why the bunny cannot do it that way. Then when they finally give up, "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

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30 Name: Amarok : 2006-07-10 04:17 ID:wig47dau

>>29 Thats almost too cute to be rubbing elbows with such vulgar pick up lines like "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-23 02:12 ID:Heaven

This thread made me crack up, and I was nearly going to bump it for that reason, but I had to sage it so that nobody else will use >>29's pickup line. So this post is useless. Sorry.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-03-05 19:07 ID:jzADLT96

dicks out for Harambe