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My mother...? (52)


1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-30 18:17 ID:Oi+/OXrj

For several years I have wanted to seduce and make love to my mother. She is currently living with me, and the opportunity seems right. However, I don't know how to go about seducing her.

Any help?

2 Name: frigid onanoko : 2006-06-30 20:07 ID:+7SG0qsj

sage

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-30 20:55 ID:aWeM+W+f

Dude, if you're considering boinking yer mom why not go all the way and just rape her? I mean, you're going to hell already, why not enjoy the ride?

And though this gave me a laugh I believe it as far as I can throw a schoolbus.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-30 22:27 ID:um94fvXa

this thread is WRONG

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-30 23:45 ID:Heaven

This thread is TROLL

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-30 23:57 ID:uMlIR9z7

now now let's hear the man out.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 00:34 ID:+7SG0qsj

>She is currently living with me

kid, don't you think its the other way round?

8 Name: Desperate otoko (no ko) : 2006-07-01 03:41 ID:4UX4IMTl

OP err... what makes you think posting something like this here gonna help you?! I dont think any1 here thinks having the hots for your own mother is ...

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 03:45 ID:DhzADqpf

Years of reading hentai tell me that you should find her or have her find you in a sexually awkward situation, like masturbating. Or just ask her to wash your back in the bath.

Good luck.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 04:24 ID:Oi+/OXrj

What, not a single serious response?

That's a surprise.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 04:40 ID:1dwjxJG3

>>7

hoooooooooooooooo you called that bitch out

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 04:43 ID:Oi+/OXrj

>>7
Nope. I'm the one with the cash in this family, biatch.

pwned & served in one reply.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 04:47 ID:Heaven

>>12 pwned
Are you 13? :(

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 05:34 ID:Oi+/OXrj

>>13
Nope. Just typing in terminology #'s 7 & 11 would understand.

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 06:20 ID:um94fvXa

Whats the mattter OP, can't fuck any girls outside of the family?

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 06:28 ID:Oi+/OXrj

>>15
Says the poster who wouldn't know what a vagina looks like without the internet.

I get laid pretty much whenever I want, thank you for asking.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 07:10 ID:Heaven

>>1 thats really wrong if you asking me, i mean for gods sake shes your freacken MOTHER!!!

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 08:12 ID:Heaven

>>17
Hey, he's already been in there once, why not return?

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 10:04 ID:Heaven

What a sad no lifer loser. Can't get attention in the real world, so you have to beg for it on the internet. Some people just fail at life. This troll should rather kill himself, it's not like anyone would miss him.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 11:44 ID:GJLBzMT1

if you're gonna make a troll, at least make it original.

21 Name: Rick Brickmeister : 2006-07-01 17:48 ID:946CfxOj

>>20
Nah, it's my way of saying you're all a bunch of no-life losers who have to talk anonymously over the internet for "love advise" (which roughly translates to stalking some poor girl in your chemistry class who's already to you five times she's not interested in a fungus like you) because you have no friends to talk to OR your friends have to you to knock it off and you refuse to listen. Of course, your fragile little egos won't let you. It would be admitting to yourselves that your pathetic and won't get laid until well after your thirty (except for the occasional pity-sex, which you will masturbate to the memory of for months on end). Wah wah wah...gitting mixed signals. Wah wah wah...how do I ask her out. Wah wah wah...I like my best friend because no-one else will have me.

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22 Name: Chill-Anon : 2006-07-01 17:54 ID:MHO/KZtb

>>21 I want you to read that post over again.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 17:57 ID:Heaven

lol

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 18:20 ID:946CfxOj

>>21
Hmm...he's dissing everyone of us and quoting thread names found here.

Only lol I see is against us!

25 Name: Chill-Anon : 2006-07-01 18:39 ID:MHO/KZtb

>girl in your chemistry class who's already to you five times

how do I 'to' someone?

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 18:41 ID:Heaven

>>24 I lol because he generalizing everyone on 4-ch as losers who have never had and never will have a relationship etc. When people make false assumptions about me on the internet, rather than frantically defending myself, I laugh!

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 18:53 ID:Heaven

sage this shit already

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 19:53 ID:Heaven

>>21
>>24
same person

29 Name: frigid onanoko : 2006-07-01 20:06 ID:+7SG0qsj

Brikkmeister is also |_|lrich

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-01 23:30 ID:smjN+Rdf

>>18
Wins the thread

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 02:37 ID:fL0yMJd2

Now We Are Offtopic LOL

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 02:59 ID:um94fvXa

>>31
Would rather talk about how he is going to bang his mother?

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 04:41 ID:mdOUmeY7

>>26
I lol because he speaks the truth u_u

It is a sad lol.

34 Name: LuRkEr : 2006-07-02 07:17 ID:9nol2Qs6

Sluts > Other Girls

They are teh best girlz ever cause they never use the words "no" , "stop" and "dont".. There's nothing you can do about it.

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 11:17 ID:GJLBzMT1

>>21
if you're gonna make a troll, at least make it original.

and with a name like yours, i would be talking anonymously too.

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 14:00 ID:Heaven

sage

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 02:34 ID:Heaven

>>33 I troll because I'm lonely. It is sad lol.
fixed

38 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-03 07:00 ID:fAfBL4wn

wtf?!

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 08:20 ID:Heaven

>>38
Learn to sage you fucking idiot

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 13:59 ID:edstpA02

>>21 hit a nerve lol

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 16:58 ID:Heaven

sage

42 Name: LuRkEr : 2006-07-03 17:31 ID:1nv3U1ps

and what happened with yor mom?
how she looks like?

43 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-07-03 19:30 ID:UEHWy8zk

Indeed, such a tabooed complex like Oedipus's will not be taken seriously in a board such as this. I am very curious mostly because I want to empathize, but also I want to know if what you're going through is just a phase. First, the circumstances in which your fantasy arises, like age, socioeconomical situation, and any traumatic experiences do make a difference in how strong your desires are, and how much self-control you have. If indeed you can get laid whenever you want, then you probably are socially integrated, or extremely attractive and pitied by women.

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44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 21:42 ID:Heaven

sage this shit thread if you want to post here...

45 Name: Coupdeboule : 2006-07-14 03:24 ID:JxaiuDiL

AND ZIDANE SMACKED YOU IN THE CHEST!! ^^

46 Name: Coupdeboule : 2006-07-14 03:24 ID:JxaiuDiL

AND ZIDANE SMACKED YOU IN THE CHEST!! ^^

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 11:10 ID:Heaven

Mama

http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1106547007/11

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48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-08 21:29 ID:2/KBtXU2

bump

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-09 20:39 ID:2/KBtXU2

ew

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-09 23:36 ID:Heaven

>>48
>>49

don't bump this shit.

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 23:47 ID:ElEYt1rX

This is a funny thread.

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-15 00:25 ID:r/Xdcjyb

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