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Suicidial To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend (35)


1 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-04 00:44 ID:0Pg6qNok

Any suggestion 4channers?
My girlfriend is great looking, and shares most of my interests. We watch anime together and play DS. We're both 19. She's a bit of a nympho.

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-04 01:24 ID:+XI8LSlk

>>1
try and get HER to break up with YOU, thats what id do. play the asshole, and mabye she'll leave?

3 Name: Klaymen : 2006-07-04 01:40 ID:mAnjIOHo

just make her want to kill you more than she'd want to kill herself. And then watch your back for the next year and a half

4 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-04 02:39 ID:0Pg6qNok

Thought of that. At this point, unfortunately, I could rip her arms out and cheat on her using those arms to pleasure another girl and she'd be cool with it.

Sigh. Obsession.

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5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-04 04:47 ID:3qwvytPe

you should talk to a therapist

6 Name: Humbaba : 2006-07-04 05:48 ID:bHUBUWdG

Dear Irrelevant,

From what I can tell you are too kind. The best advice I can offer you is to think of yourself a bit. The more you stay with her the more you suffer and the harder it will be for you to break up with her later. It is best for you to be firm and simply break up with her if it isn't going to work.

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7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-04 09:34 ID:y6j8VsKz

Just dump her, she's not going to kill herself.

8 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-04 09:47 ID:po59vrWL

Would like to add to what >>7 said...and to an extent what >>6 said,too.

You should get our while you can, OP. Because this isn't a relationship anymore, it's a bear-trap / prison/ Chinese Finger trap, whatever...you will be stuck as long as you keep on thinking that this girl will commit suicide once you leave her.

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9 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-04 21:27 ID:0Pg6qNok

>>8
Hmmm... thank you. It's all good advice.

I've thought of doing it a lot, especially in recent days, but she's on the part of her magical angst cycle where she sounds sweet and starts to cry any time I sound unhappy. This'll be a lot easier once we fight again next.

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10 Name: Chill-Anon : 2006-07-05 00:23 ID:btAP3NOp

If she loves who you are now, you could try being the oppisite... or if there is a type of guy she hate you could be like that...

11 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-05 07:08 ID:0Pg6qNok

4chan...

I wanted you to know what happened. I went ahead and did it... I broke up with her.

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12 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-05 07:14 ID:0Pg6qNok

Shit.

Tomorrow (the 6th) is her birthday.

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13 Name: Humbaba : 2006-07-05 07:46 ID:bHUBUWdG

Irrelevant, look if you give in now nothing will change. The only thing that will happen is you will hurt yourself and her more. By trying again the only thing you do is set up more pain for her when things don't work out again and you break up.

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14 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-05 08:09 ID:po59vrWL

200% agree with >>13, thank God someone put a msg up quick enough!

Seriously, OP, you took a big step in breaking up with her...it will work out in the long run for both you and her...all part of life and learning and growing-up.

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15 Name: Humbaba : 2006-07-07 07:11 ID:bHUBUWdG

I wonder how Irrelevant is doing...I haven't heard from him. I wonder do you think my message didn't make it in time?

16 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-07 07:33 ID:po59vrWL

I sure hope it did...

...then again, he's probably not around coz he did end up gettin' back together with the girl and spending time around her again.

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17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-07 08:02 ID:stZmHJZI

You have a problem if you can't remember why you wanted to break up with her when it's explicitly written down in this thread.

18 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-08 05:06 ID:0Pg6qNok

Well, I know it won't be respected, but I took her back. On terms.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Screwing myself over. And maybe her.

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19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-09 07:20 ID:XbxzJuh8

>>18
omgsauce n00b!!!! you did it! wat the hecks?! nothings gonna change tho, you break up with her, you dont vow to be a hermit, you make peace with yourself and move on. same for any problem. all you did was regress urself and wind up kind of in the same situation you were before. im sorry but, if you end up sucking again, dont come crawling crying back to us....

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-09 07:51 ID:547gTd78

stick it in her pooper

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-09 18:40 ID:Ap+aJQpz

Oh. My. God.

Dude, you need to get OUT. There are other girls out there, man! Hotter, sweeter, with bigger tits and tighter pussies and who'll rock your fuckin' world. Even some that spend more time playing DS games!

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22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 00:39 ID:Heaven

lol these kind of relationships are so dumb. Why even be in a relationship if you KNOW it's not going to work? I don't understand how you can discuss with eachother how things will work out when (and not if) you break up. "Hey, we're going to break up eventually, so do you think we should still see eachother when we do?" How romantic!

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 01:14 ID:+a2KG9tJ

You did the right thing Irrelevant, the wrong thing was to break up with her. Fight, this is as good as it will get because you love her, shit follows you wherever you go, you can't run from it, only work with it as best you can. Then you might as well deal with the shit you have already started on and gotten used to. Come to grips with reality or hope for something that doesn't exist and be dissapointed again.

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24 Name: Amarok : 2006-07-10 04:15 ID:corHQgD0

You REALLY need to assess how YOU feel about her and how the situation with hermakes you feel. Like I've said before, relationships are about both of you, if you really cared about her you would include her in the calculations. I'm not advocating either option of dumping her or not, I don't think I know enough from this thread to make such a suggestion just yet. YOU however do have all the information you need right behind your eyes.

25 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-10 07:04 ID:po59vrWL

Can't believe you got back with her after all you said about how she made you feel and how felt being around her...might as well not have made the thread in the first place!

Good luck to you, man..

26 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-13 07:45 ID:0Pg6qNok

Did it again. More details tomorrow if you want. I'd say "Yeah, permanent, this time." But, hell, after my last post, I probably wouldn't believe me outright.

27 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-13 08:03 ID:0Pg6qNok

>>23
Wow, I hadn't read that one before. While I agree with you to an extent (which is obviously why I tried getting back together), chances only go so far.

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28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-13 08:37 ID:+a2KG9tJ

>>26

Well I don't know you, I don't know your girlfriend, I don't know why she is depressed, I don't know what solutions you have tried, I don't even know how or why you love eachother.

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29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-14 02:25 ID:fjkjEkoG

I've been in a similiar situation. Trust me: get out. Eventually, you'll meet a more suitable girlfriend and you'll wonder, "what the hell have I been doing all this time?"

30 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-14 05:10 ID:0Pg6qNok

Well, yeah. But it's also be unfair to totally ignore a person's good points.

I've heard that's a character flaw of mine. Or saving grace. Depends who you ask.

31 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-14 05:53 ID:po59vrWL

There's ignoring a person's good points and realizing whether they are good for you or not!

For sure, you aren't doing the former (coz, it's probably the reason YOU used to rationalize getting back together with the girl i.e. "She is improving")...but the latter is what you need to think about...especially for YOURSELF.

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32 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-15 07:51 ID:0Pg6qNok

>>29

Hm. I'm not sure my way of saying it was clear the first time, since people keep saying it - I broke up with her. And, like... stayed broken up with her.

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33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 22:25 ID:wgCeIpMP

After you broke up with her, she was so heartbroken. Honestly, you are an asshole with no morals. She came over earlier because she was about to /cut herself and I said I'd help her out. As she walked into the house I gave her a deep embrace heart to heart. She sighed a little, releasing some of the stress of a broken heart. I started to let go but she held me tight against her breasts. I gazed deep into her eyes, her sadness penetrated into my soul. At that moment I promised this heinous wrong would not go unpunished. I slid my fingertips along her inner thigh. She gasped a bit as my hand lifted her skirt up to her panties. They were already a little wet. She trembled in anticipation a little as I massaged her. I felt suction on my neck, coupled with the warm saliva on her tongue. I was in heaven. Slowly she slid down to her knees, her beautiful hair held tight by my fist. She unbuckled my pants and pulled out my footlong of manliness. She seemed ravenous for it. Like a lion stalking its prey she pounced, slupring down every last bit of my huge member. With every stroke I became closer and closer to unloading. She was amazing. Tongue techniques only fabled in the dirtiest tomes of erotica she had long since mastered. Deeper and deeper. My heart pounded seemingly in beat with her strokes, she was in utter control of my body. The strokes became faster as all the muscles in my body clenched, I felt a twinge in my testicles and a huge relief as I spurted gallons of hot creamy manbroth all over her face and mouth. Its blast was that of a firehose, but she gobbled up every droplet as if it were candy. It was the best orgasm of my life. I then took a vow to end your life.

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 23:12 ID:+a2KG9tJ

>>33

To think that you would grow up to be such a funny motherfucker. I never saw it coming.

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-22 04:52 ID:UgAq+xSu

>>34

>> I came.
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