I'll just give the somewhat tl;dr version here.
I liked a girl, maybe too much, said it, she said only friendship, I said ok, still loved her, one night she was sleepwalking, I dunno why but I took advantage of it and grabbed her boob. She noticed it, next morning she met with me and said that the friendship ist over.
You have to learn to be strait forward with women. They like to play the games, they don't like YOU to play the games on them. You must show her exactly how you feel in a pseudo-machismo/emotional way (depending on her mood.) You need to take a gdamned risk. Girls like it when you stick your neck out on the line for them. Lay it out on the table with confidence. Find a way to gear yourself up so you can be confident. Think of the bigger picture of life, and how your life does not end no matter what the outcome.
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Uhm....how were you around when she was sleepwalking?!?!
LOL people keep posting shit like this, I'm gonna fucking die LOL! Either you are a compulsive liar, or this is, like THE stupidest occurance ever. Were you drunk or something? Oh goodness gracious, if this would be so awkward you can't even see eachother no more, according to her, your friendship couldn't have been very deep in the first place. So unless you're hoping that renewed friendship might in time provide you a chance with her, why the fuck bother? You can still be a friend on standby, should she ever come around in the meantime, man you just got to have other stuff to care about? SRSLY!
Go ahead and apologize. It's not like you have to mean it or anything.
I apologize for a lot of things I'm not really sorry for and it usually satisfies people to where they do my bidding. No problems.
Write it in a letter or an email. Be honest, be brief, don't be too sappy. Make it clear that what you did was stupid and regrettable, and ask for her forgiveness BUT NOTHING MORE. Write the letter with the expectation of never getting a reply, because you probably won't. But even if you do, I'd forget ever trying to get romantically involved with her. You blew it, so take whatever semblance of reconstructed friendship you can get.
What's next, rape? You've already resorted to molesting, you sick fuck. Men like you disgust me.
Pretty simple really
In all honesty she's probably so creeped out that the issue of you waiting for a few weeks probably doesn't matter all that much.
Yeah get worked up over a little slip like this, you know I find this girls reaction rather loud too. Sure it was a fucked up thing to do and he should be ashamed, but it isn't like he's sick for it and you being disgusted just tells me you're oversensitive because you have issues yourself.
I know that that was a fucked up thing to do, but fuck, cut me some slack, I was so fucking crushed into this girl that I guess rational thought was thrown out the window at this moment. It was a cowardly and sneaky thing to do, I agree, but I can't undo this, so I'll just have to face it.
I would ditch her. As said above, the "friendship" wasn't worth anything if something like this is the reason (or more likely, her excuse) for ending it.
Don't feel too bad about her, she wasn't worth any effort, she just played with you. Don't apologize, or even have contact with her anymore. There are tons of better girls out there - although you probably don't realize that, because that crush of yours don't let you see things clearly.
Compose yourself, and keep a cool head (Ice-cold I would say in this case). Be rational, and insistent.
I can tell you've gauged the situation as 'dangerous', since you're saying she's disgusted of seeing you. Apologies are always good. Be INSISTENT. Maybe if you're skillful enough you could get to have sex with her then ditch her.
Well, I just now phoned her, met her, apologized. She even forgave me and said that she knows that I'm actually not this kind of guy. But, as you and I already know, the friendship is broken to a certain point. Well I didn't expect it to be intact, so this is more than I have hoped to get. I feel like a heavy burden is off my heart now. I feel at ease :)
Now is the perfect time to invite her over to your place, drug her up and rape her ;)
Thats great. Now you just need to find yourself another girl to think about.
Touching the boobs of a sleepwalker, how low can you get, you virgin. Just kidding man! I'm a virgin. ;) Apologize ASAP and mean it, make it really look like you mean it.