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Soooo my sister doesn't give bj's (64)


1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 16:27 ID:mYEQgqWl

Last night we were foolin' around and I told her I wanted her to go down on me and she say's "um, I don't do that"

You don't do that? why? that totally killed my mood. She lets me go down on her but I can't get any? wtf!!!

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 16:46 ID:Heaven

go back to /b/

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 17:20 ID:Heaven

go back to /b/

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 20:09 ID:Ze2Fcs6K

>>1
would you return the favor?

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 21:47 ID:Heaven

why are you fucking your sister?

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 23:04 ID:Ze2Fcs6K

>>5
did you even read?
can you even read?
are you even willing to read?

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-05 12:20 ID:Heaven

He didn't answer 5's question, but he did answer yours... lol.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-05 14:38 ID:jOQY5BZz

>>4
I eat her out all the time!

>>5

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9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-05 14:43 ID:bzF4ZfDs

how did you get your sister to fool around?

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-05 16:54 ID:0scyj3Gd

yes please tell us your method

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-06 03:47 ID:Ze2Fcs6K

incest all over the place

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-06 18:29 ID:0FIpPkh1

I caught her masturbating one evening a few months ago. She later told me she let me catch her in the act on purpose because she'd been thinking about me in that way for a while. Since then it's been hot and steamy whenever we are alone

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-06 21:43 ID:8ya815Mt

Wow. I am not even grossed out about that. The best place to talk about anything from incest to loli is in the company of anime fans, cause all this stuff in anime just desensitises me to it.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-07 01:42 ID:6p+w+m0W

>>12
bahahahaha oh man
instinct sure did fuck up reason

15 Name: Shinku : 2006-08-07 05:20 ID:A2dtZ2mE

Well, she might have a -legitimate- reason for not wanting to give BJs. Abuse in the past, a strong gag reflex, et cetera. Don't press the issue, but ask about it when the time is right in a sympathetic way.

Good luck!

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 02:31 ID:eZaXBLGV

13>>

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 05:51 ID:Heaven

(-_-) Why do people age, let alone reply to this crap...

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 19:19 ID:Heaven

sage

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-12 14:41 ID:Heaven

You need to dig your head out of your ass and start using it because that other head of yours isn't doing much thinking.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-14 02:53 ID:Heaven

>>17

because incest is hilarious and fun

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 07:27 ID:GNlGewjU

>>20 very true

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 08:40 ID:Heaven

sage

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 09:05 ID:Heaven

>>22
posting just "sage" is exactly the same as not posting at all. the point of "sage" is so you can make an actual comment without bumping; if you have no comment then just don't post.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 17:58 ID:Heaven

sage>>23

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 18:52 ID:Heaven

>>23

unless you're trying to remind dicks to sage

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-18 04:48 ID:J/G3qdY8

This evokes many deep emotions.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-18 07:51 ID:Heaven

A literary masterpiece and a wonderful exhibition of Secret Admirer's artistic insight and skill with the pen. Awaiting the sequel eagerly!

28 Name: Maturity... : 2006-08-19 02:58 ID:338aBQSD

I'm still in high school at the moment - a private Christian school, mind you, (Yes, I hate it.) but what really gets me is how immature the girls are. Half of them are still on "orlando bloom is hawt im gonna marry him when i grow upomgomgomg" while the other half are total jerks. Does this get any better when I get out of here? Honestly, this is really starting to piss me off.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 05:53 ID:yHFYNqTk

My first torid kiss was when I was four... It was with my blood sister, if I didn't backout because of the taste of the saliva, I would've got my little dick inside her little cunt...

She's a lezbo now and had girlfriends, i'm still straight. I only got to talk about it freely with her when I was a freshman in college, she was with her GF, I feel better now... I told her that it didn't give me peace for all those years (what we did), after telling her I felt a lot better and well, got on with life. Still, the memory will never fade, what's done is done. Fuck.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 05:53 ID:yHFYNqTk

True story...

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 06:03 ID:Heaven

get out of here

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 09:47 ID:jOQY5BZz

>>29
hot

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 11:52 ID:Heaven

>>29

>backout because of the taste of the saliva
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34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 17:56 ID:U5XUS69d

age

35 Name: Tanuka : 2006-08-19 22:11 ID:DoOpHCAL

>>28 You really need to understand that at least 80% of the high school population is an inmature asshole. So yeah, it does get better, but if you can't get to this conclusion on your own it means you still need a little improvement in the mature apartment.

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 08:41 ID:xFcWwa+k

>>35
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! HAHAHA!

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 13:54 ID:Heaven

>>33
maybe she was some kind of mutant monster with acid saliva

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 13:56 ID:Heaven

What's a "torid kiss," anyway?

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 05:19 ID:WJVeZFcv

>>33

He wasn't a man; he was four years old. This was clearly stated in the first sentence.

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 09:24 ID:Heaven

>>39
Still, though. I'm guessing her saliva tasted a lot different from his own? :p

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 09:34 ID:xFcWwa+k

>>38
rhymes with horrid

42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 10:18 ID:Heaven

>>40
probably tasted of cooties

43 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 11:29 ID:yHFYNqTk

>>42 made me laugh

I guess saliva just tastes better when you grow up, I was still a kid then and it was my first, what do you expect?!

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44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 11:30 ID:yHFYNqTk

Ignore the pic, search torrid kiss there...

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-22 04:02 ID:Heaven

>>38

torrid is just another word for passionate/hot.

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-25 14:42 ID:Heaven

>>45
i sed rhymes with horrid dammit!

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-31 00:54 ID:lGyupjuq

u neva tasted ur own saliva?

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-31 02:36 ID:Heaven

how old is >>1's sister

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-01 02:11 ID:xuqdgoKY

This reminds me of that quote: "Incest is at least something the whole family can do."

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-01 22:36 ID:Heaven

>>49

FAMILY GAMES!~XD

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-04 05:59 ID:lqWNdalb

INCEST IS BEST

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-06 06:39 ID:E3IJYP98

>>48

I AM ALSO CURIOUS

53 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-06 08:26 ID:TF9Pef4s

please talk to my sister.

54 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-07 03:53 ID:Heaven

OMFG Can't you guys notice this is a troll thread?
Sage and let this topic die already.

55 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 02:34 ID:6zJGlLKL

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

56 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 07:28 ID:0iry8BR1

>>55
? :(

57 Name: 991 : 2006-09-10 07:32 ID:Heaven

.

58 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 07:47 ID:NwliRIY7

>>54

So? Even if the content of the first post isn't true (though there is no reason to doubt that it is), it's something we can all relate to.

59 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-14 23:18 ID:757oVFvj

iM more of a pooper guy myself.

also>>15 shut the fuck up tea bitch desu

60 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 07:24 ID:DVrDcXtY

I am 15 yrs old in High School still without a girlfriend. Life is so depressing cuz everyone else has a girlfriend. (T_T)

61 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 07:26 ID:DVrDcXtY

so i decided to get my sis.....

62 Name: fart man : 2007-01-31 11:17 ID:UNXIL6xe

i saw a thread with the same title as this one in Internet Addict board. what a coincidence!

63 Name: YOU SICK FUCK!J.1DML1uL2 : 2007-02-05 19:45 ID:1gzI0Lm5

there must be a party in her pants and every1 is cumming

64 Name: 913 : 2007-02-05 19:48 ID:1gzI0Lm5

Lol this shit is fucking hilarious, if you want it attract her with candy lolz