Last night we were foolin' around and I told her I wanted her to go down on me and she say's "um, I don't do that"
You don't do that? why? that totally killed my mood. She lets me go down on her but I can't get any? wtf!!!
did you even read?
can you even read?
are you even willing to read?
He didn't answer 5's question, but he did answer yours... lol.
how did you get your sister to fool around?
yes please tell us your method
incest all over the place
I caught her masturbating one evening a few months ago. She later told me she let me catch her in the act on purpose because she'd been thinking about me in that way for a while. Since then it's been hot and steamy whenever we are alone
Wow. I am not even grossed out about that. The best place to talk about anything from incest to loli is in the company of anime fans, cause all this stuff in anime just desensitises me to it.
bahahahaha oh man
instinct sure did fuck up reason
Well, she might have a -legitimate- reason for not wanting to give BJs. Abuse in the past, a strong gag reflex, et cetera. Don't press the issue, but ask about it when the time is right in a sympathetic way.
(-_-) Why do people age, let alone reply to this crap...
You need to dig your head out of your ass and start using it because that other head of yours isn't doing much thinking.
posting just "sage" is exactly the same as not posting at all. the point of "sage" is so you can make an actual comment without bumping; if you have no comment then just don't post.
unless you're trying to remind dicks to sage
This evokes many deep emotions.
A literary masterpiece and a wonderful exhibition of Secret Admirer's artistic insight and skill with the pen. Awaiting the sequel eagerly!
I'm still in high school at the moment - a private Christian school, mind you, (Yes, I hate it.) but what really gets me is how immature the girls are. Half of them are still on "orlando bloom is hawt im gonna marry him when i grow upomgomgomg" while the other half are total jerks. Does this get any better when I get out of here? Honestly, this is really starting to piss me off.
My first torid kiss was when I was four... It was with my blood sister, if I didn't backout because of the taste of the saliva, I would've got my little dick inside her little cunt...
She's a lezbo now and had girlfriends, i'm still straight. I only got to talk about it freely with her when I was a freshman in college, she was with her GF, I feel better now... I told her that it didn't give me peace for all those years (what we did), after telling her I felt a lot better and well, got on with life. Still, the memory will never fade, what's done is done. Fuck.
>backout because of the taste of the saliva
>>28 You really need to understand that at least 80% of the high school population is an inmature asshole. So yeah, it does get better, but if you can't get to this conclusion on your own it means you still need a little improvement in the mature apartment.
maybe she was some kind of mutant monster with acid saliva
He wasn't a man; he was four years old. This was clearly stated in the first sentence.
Still, though. I'm guessing her saliva tasted a lot different from his own? :p
>>42 made me laugh
I guess saliva just tastes better when you grow up, I was still a kid then and it was my first, what do you expect?!
Ignore the pic, search torrid kiss there...
torrid is just another word for passionate/hot.
This reminds me of that quote: "Incest is at least something the whole family can do."
INCEST IS BEST
please talk to my sister.
OMFG Can't you guys notice this is a troll thread?
Sage and let this topic die already.
So? Even if the content of the first post isn't true (though there is no reason to doubt that it is), it's something we can all relate to.
iM more of a pooper guy myself.
also>>15 shut the fuck up tea bitch desu
I am 15 yrs old in High School still without a girlfriend. Life is so depressing cuz everyone else has a girlfriend. (T_T)
so i decided to get my sis.....
i saw a thread with the same title as this one in Internet Addict board. what a coincidence!
there must be a party in her pants and every1 is cumming
Lol this shit is fucking hilarious, if you want it attract her with candy lolz