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WTF is wrong with my dick? (38)

1 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-20 19:55 ID:YgqPxMoQ

So, the one Dutch girl who I met in Spain visited me Friday till now, Sunday. We had a good time together, making out, talking, arguing about music and whatnot. But seriously is one thing which makes me anxious: what the hell is up with my dick?

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 20:24 ID:PO9gAU/n


3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 20:59 ID:qaD2tMv2

Hookers, just using girls to fullfill your own sexual desires, it comes back at you and here it is. Divine justice. Enjoy your limp dick.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 21:35 ID:Lq+ejGZp

your friends rent you hookers? wow. where they any good?

5 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-20 22:30 ID:YgqPxMoQ

One was as a birthday gift, the other one was just a random gift. Yeah, one was Turkish/Hispanic, the other one was Latino. I was nervous as hell and a bit drunk, so maybe that's why I couldn't enjoy it :(

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 22:58 ID:qaD2tMv2


No ofcourse you have some kind of excuse you believe in and expect others to buy too, I both read and commented on the other thread. But let's face the facts, the bottom line here is your dick and nothing else, because you do not seem to have listened to me. If you had, you would not sit here telling me how she looks "ok" as she sucks your dick, you would tell me how happy you are and that she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

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7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 04:28 ID:Heaven

One shitty thread after another. Will you ever learn? Will it ever stop?

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 08:29 ID:rKngajPK

If you really like that girl and you know that she's a virgin then you'll unconsciously want to "give her the maximum" and that's why you can't get it up. Maybe you don't feel nervous but deep inside you are! You like that girl, you don't want to hurt her and this unconsciously blocks you because if it's not up, you can't hurt her.

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9 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-21 18:03 ID:hclO1Ei4

Um, NO. Why would I say that? Of course I don't love the girl, and so she doesn't love me, we have already talked it out and agreed to label ourselves "friends with benefits". Is there something divinely wrong in wanted to fuck someone who you don't love? I think not

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10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 19:21 ID:Lq+ejGZp

whaha! tell her, "I don't love you, I love your body. Friends?"
Maybe your girl is defective. Her radiation may interfere with your Love Drive TM. Let me try.

11 Name: five : 2006-08-21 22:37 ID:8hR5XXbr

its not uncommon, many men may have that condition at least once in their lifetime, its only temporary, no need to worry dude.

don't forget; any problem you have, i can bet you someone else has already been through it.

12 Name: sage : 2006-08-21 23:24 ID:FtOSkXrD

You're gay, let me bang you in the ass. :D

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-22 00:31 ID:qaD2tMv2

Σ(゜д゜;) It begins here

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-22 00:52 ID:pbCLkH6L


15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-23 11:40 ID:Heaven

nothing at all. except AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS...

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-24 03:21 ID:Heaven

This thread is made of FAIL and AIDS.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-28 22:48 ID:lwAqyAGY

if that's the girl I fall in love with RIGHT NOW!

i'm gonna find you..

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18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-04 23:23 ID:tg9/Jcso

You obviously just need a new dick.

19 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-09-07 04:19 ID:q+VlNYdN

Let's see... you got an erectile dysfunction and it could be anything from lifestyle, diet, stress or other psychological trigger, hormone dysfuction, but I'd descart the nerve lesion option (because you can go halfway erect). That leaves us with hormones and general body health. Go to a doctor to get a check up if you want to discard the hormones possibility. Usually a healthy workout schedule balances your testosterone level, but you can go to the doctor regardless.

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20 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-09-07 04:20 ID:q+VlNYdN

Viagra's another valid option as well.

21 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-09-07 18:00 ID:TZv939hj

Hard anal sex by a large black male is also just as good

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-07 22:48 ID:tg9/Jcso


Stop. You are making me horny.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-08 03:21 ID:bko1qtJd

It's funny someone should bring this up because I have a similar issue when it's the "wrong girl". I've discovered recently that most hookers are completely incapable of getting me to orgasm, not just because I'm too cheap to double the session time, but also because I don't have the right feelings for them. On the other hand, with my ex, I last maybe a minute inside in the majority of cases.

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24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-08 03:35 ID:Heaven


25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 02:37 ID:x/ufylWW


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26 Name: Love_fiasco-guy : 2006-09-10 16:58 ID:1T0wtZxf

Well, while thinking about this whole stuff, I think I really did have performing anxiety because I still am a virgin :-/
Well, she'll probably come over this weekend, we'll see how it turns out

27 Name: NoPhotoGuy : 2006-09-10 17:49 ID:6stj0Hqd

Good luck man! And just relax!

28 Name: Love_fiasco-guy : 2006-09-18 14:26 ID:lq4CmXLR

Ok, I failed again and now there are just 2 things which can be true: I am somehow really not attracted to her, which sounds doubtfull, or there is something wrong in my head

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-18 17:20 ID:Heaven


30 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-09-19 18:33 ID:r2hPVps3

Did you follow my instructions? Did you tackle the problem together? Were you creative? Did you use whipped cream on her body, use cunnilingus and have her orgasm multiple times before trying to penetrate her? Did you tell her you get nervous because she's so sexy? I need some answers to give you a diagnose (although I'm almost sure what your problem is).

31 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-09-19 18:36 ID:r2hPVps3

If you can share everything that happened, it would help me give you more advice.

32 Name: Love_fiasco-guy : 2006-09-20 21:20 ID:lq4CmXLR

K, first day: went to town with her, ate at some German bistro, went home, got naked pretty fast with her. Brought her to an orgasm by fiddling with the clit, then was just fondling for a while, I became tired at that time because it was already 3 in the morning and I didn't get that much sleep the whole week long. Dick was actually getting stiff and soft during the whole day more or less, but it was completly motionless while I was playing with her clit. Dunno, maybe I was too concentrated, though it did get hard for some time when I saw her face contorting and her slightly moaning

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33 Name: Mireille guy !2dC8hbcvNA : 2006-09-20 21:56 ID:r2hPVps3

Hahah. Tell her to help you by being sexier. You get aroused when she is moaning and contorting... (who doesn't?) Then ask her to do more of that for you. Tell her what you feel is sexy and she will feel sexier just by doing it, so it reinforces itself. Women are emotional like that, they like to share emotions together, so obviously, she wants to feel pleased while she pleases you, that means copulating. Sometimes being adventurous helps (sex outside, elevator, rooftop, balcony, etc.) Realize one of her fetishes, and ask her to realize one of yours. She just wants to please you, so you're doing well.

34 Name: Mireille guy !2dC8hbcvNA : 2006-09-20 21:59 ID:r2hPVps3

It's funny you mentioned that you felt nothing. It sounds like anorgasmia... Does this happen often? When was the last time you got an orgasm/ejaculated? How long have you been tired?

35 Name: Mireille guy !2dC8hbcvNA : 2006-09-20 22:06 ID:r2hPVps3

I recommend you take multivitamins daily for a month (if you do not already do so). Centrum or something like that. Maybe the one with ginko biloba to increase blood flow (this one is not to be taken every day). Although the dilated vessels could make your member even limper (because of lower blood pressure from ginko biloba), you can still give it a try. You need to clear your body of all the toxins accumulated by stress. Dedicate some time to work out your abs, and thighs (Lie down and lift your legs or torso). This will increase circulation in the mid-body, after warming up of course. Run for 5 min as a warm-up. I woudln't recommend caffeinated drinks for a while.

36 Name: Love_fiasco-guy : 2006-09-21 16:23 ID:lq4CmXLR

Oh don't worry, it's not that I can't orgasm. In fact, as soon as brought her to the central station and came home, I fapped to see if there really is nothing wrong, and, what do you know, now it worked like a charm. Maybe it's just the way that blowjobs feel and I discribed it wrongly.

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37 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-09-23 17:52 ID:yJQbTy58

Keep us posted on how it goes.

38 Name: Love_fiasco-guy : 2006-09-24 11:23 ID:lq4CmXLR

Well, the next time that I'll be able to meet with her would be in 3 weeks. But I'll keep this updated if other possibilities for failure/success arise