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A whale of a time (16)

1 Name: Help meee : 2006-10-01 09:38 ID:LZWPyfu+

Where to start? Perhaps the best place would be 2 months ago. I hadn't had sex in 2 months, and I was at a bar with a cute girl clinging on my every word. That is, until she told me about her attempted raping and I broke out in pearls of laughter.
I spent the next day bitching to my friend Tina (who is a lot of a whore, but that's a whole other story) and finally when she couldn't take it anymore, she said the damning words that fucked the next 2 months of my life up: "You know, I've got a friend who's a bit desperate, I reckon she'd go for you." How could I not say no to such an offer? A desperate girl? Hell, I'd get laid within a month at the most.

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2 Name: Help meee : 2006-10-01 09:38 ID:LZWPyfu+

I noticed that the next train stopped at my uni, so I hopped on and spent a wonderful night huddled at my university's train station, staring at the drug addicts on the opposite platform. Surprisingly, I managed to fluke 90% in my test that I had the next day.
It was later that day, I was on msn to amuse myself in the lecture and I found myself talking to Tina. She asked me how the date went and I told her the truth; she was a nice girl, but I didn't want to date someone twice my weight and half my height. We formulated a plan to rid myself of Kim.

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3 Name: Help meee : 2006-10-01 09:38 ID:LZWPyfu+

What's this? It's the next day and Kim is following Tina around, oh shit, this isn't good. Tina persuaded Kim that they should go to the toilet together and while Kim was in the stall, she made a run for it. The day was off to a great start. I wanted to hang around the outskirts of the uni, but Tina was young and foolish, she wanted to walk around the marvelous place and bitch about how there were too many trees and how it should all be paved over. What a sense of style she had.

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-01 13:53 ID:Whzi1hHo

so liek what happend to the cute girl at the bar?

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-01 16:00 ID:ox74QYcb

Tina is worried that it would ruin her friendship with Kim after she ditched Kim earlier that day? lol

6 Name: Help meee : 2006-10-01 17:05 ID:LZWPyfu+

>> 4

she hates me :)

7 Name: TEENAGER : 2006-10-01 17:23 ID:zlNQT5mr

But, dude. What is your question about this whole fiasco?

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-01 22:14 ID:4AAEAz29

yeah i am also fucking confused as to why you'd tell /luv/ this

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-01 23:20 ID:nF41YySX

Win :D
I kinda wanna hear more about what happened!

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-02 06:06 ID:Whzi1hHo

Are you kidding? This is gold.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-02 06:35 ID:Heaven

Sounds fictional.

12 Name: MrHands : 2006-10-02 10:17 ID:LZWPyfu+

I posted this for comedic factor. No question was meant to be posed, you were just supposed to chuckle at it :)

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-02 12:27 ID:ZlJWPu3y

chuckle chuckle -_-;

14 Name: MrHands : 2006-10-04 07:51 ID:LZWPyfu+


15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-27 07:26 ID:CMt3Ywff

I feel asleep.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-31 03:56 ID:+76KDKU5

>>15 Suck my dick