Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine-gun.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.
Love is banging your bitch. SHIT!
Love is just a fucking mage,
If I catch him I'm gonna rip his balls off.
Love is a song: hear it all the time and you'll get tired of it
Love is the moment you saw the one you know was perfect for you.
Love is the moment when you had your first date.
Love is the moment you lied to her and it hurt you.
Love is the heart breaking experience you get when it didn't go right.
El amor es ilusión
no es más que un sentimiento
que te quita el aliento
y te carcome el corazón.
ＨＥＬＬＯ Ｉ ＬＩＫＥ ４ＣＨ
love is the best spell in super robot wars
Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope
Love is... OVER.
Listen, kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're going to let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, baby, you might as well stay right there on the ground, because people are going to be walking over you for the rest of your life.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
love = fail
someone did this on purpose?
Love is like a snowstorm. You're riding through it on a snowmobile, and suddenly it flips over and you're pinned beneath it. At night, the ice weasels come.
haha wait, that wasn't a new thread. whoops
Love is when the pole enters the hole and it makes squishy noises and most of the time emit moans like "OOOOOOOHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, MOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE"
"You like that bitch?!"
Love is a dream.
Love is a laughing clown with a machine gun.
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
>>33 >>"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
That's a wise kid.
Love is the sunshine in your heart that you miss everytime it goes away
>> "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ Boon is my loverboy.
Love is A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETIONS