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Love is... (39)


1 Name: Kierkegaard : 2006-10-11 22:13 ID:UOANWBvM

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine-gun.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-25 15:23 ID:K03iRV1X

Love is when the pole enters the hole and it makes squishy noises and most of the time emit moans like "OOOOOOOHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, MOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE"

"You like that bitch?!"

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-25 21:23 ID:Ff6STSVF

Love is a dream.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-27 12:51 ID:PQPF+m9Y

Love is a laughing clown with a machine gun.

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-30 12:43 ID:IvkanTiU

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

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34 Name: Tanuka : 2006-10-31 01:50 ID:H4IxWN2F

>>33 >>"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

That's a wise kid.

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35 Name: Strawberry Cake : 2006-10-31 02:17 ID:xA+9IJjG

Love is the sunshine in your heart that you miss everytime it goes away

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-31 08:12 ID:Heaven

>>33

>> "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
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37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-05 09:38 ID:UuXRx/TB

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ Boon is my loverboy.

38 Name: Dracula : 2006-11-05 11:02 ID:zyT9+6qA

Love is A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETIONS

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-09 14:31 ID:Heaven

>"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

That's when I knew these weren't actually quotes from real kids.