Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine-gun.
Love is when the pole enters the hole and it makes squishy noises and most of the time emit moans like "OOOOOOOHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, MOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE"
"You like that bitch?!"
Love is a dream.
Love is a laughing clown with a machine gun.
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
>>33 >>"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
That's a wise kid.
Love is the sunshine in your heart that you miss everytime it goes away
>> "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ Boon is my loverboy.
Love is A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETIONS