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You: Hey there Wayne.
Him: F*ck You Stacy.
You: Can we talk?
Him: I don't have time for this. Hurry up.
You: Well the thing is, I need your advice on something.
You: There's this guy-
Him: Oh f*ck not girl troubles. I don't wanna listen to this sh*t.
You: Just hear me out alright? So, there's this guy...and I'm really confused about him at the moment. We started off with a rocky start, but gradually as I got to know him, I saw what a nice guy he actually was. I used to see him as a friend, but now I'm not sure about my feelings towards him, and I don't know whether he likes me or not. Sometimes he will swear at me, and the next moment he will sweep my feet away. But I know that deep down he's a great guy, and I think I've fallen for him. What should I do? Look deep into his eyes.
Him: Looks into your eyse Kiss me.