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Kinda gross, but still...(First Time Experiences) (16)


1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-29 08:02 ID:rVvZaX9C

Okay, first: I'm not a "/b/tard". This is something of a humorous (some may say sick) story of what happened to me some years ago. And yes, it's all true.

It was the summer of...ahh...forget that. I'd just be dating myself. But yeah, it was summer. My aunt and uncle were visiting my grandparents for a few weeks. We lived only about twenty miles away from my grandparents, so my parents and I just drove over. Naturally my aunt and uncle brought their kids. The boy was seven (I think) and the girl two years my junior (I never was close to these people mind you--I'd only met them twice before and once since, so their ages are pretty hazy).

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-29 08:02 ID:rVvZaX9C

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They were right, too. Neither of us were interested at all in fooling around, even though we had the house to ourselves and the brat was alseep down the hall. We eventually went to bed around midnight (I don't remember that part too well, my mind wasn't exactly on whatever late show was on). She got a guest bed in the room with her mother (twin beds), while I got the hide-a-bed in the living room.

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3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-29 08:03 ID:rVvZaX9C

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She let me keep her panties as a sorta "momento" (which I probably still have somewhere, they weren't outlandishly special or anything), though she didn't want anything to do with my boxers...go fig. The next day we saw them all off at the airport, and that was the last I saw of her (though I saw my aunt and uncle and little cousin again a few years later on a return visit; she was away at college).

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-29 19:45 ID:rVvZaX9C

That was long.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-30 06:52 ID:2R85TjOV

interesting lol

6 Name: Densha Otaku LOL!!ZYkjrp2f : 2006-12-01 02:31 ID:7o0DLUn4

A nice read. :D

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-01 11:32 ID:U482VaaM

taken from 4chan

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 17:14 ID:M8CJLjlS

>>7
Actually, the post on 4chan was taken from here.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 17:36 ID:DWhoWq3x

>>1
luck a$$!! I wish I had a life!!

10 Name: booger : 2006-12-03 18:48 ID:uubswEx4

nice!

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 19:17 ID:kObXruR9

am I the only person that feels awkward after reading this??

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 19:22 ID:nI8kyOFM

>>3
there is a 35% chance that most of this is made up

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-05 09:50 ID:22VmiZsB

>>11
Yes

14 Name: WeirdBlackTea : 2006-12-13 04:25 ID:a6JQ9wAK

With COUSIN??????

15 Name: Some Guy!ur6F5gR21E : 2006-12-21 00:42 ID:UH3YPGdg

How old were you compared to her?

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-21 00:58 ID:V/BWW4Pz

>>15
2 years older.