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I think I'm a bad person (7)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:14 ID:ALpyApt/

I am obsessed with this girl. I stare at her and think about her all the time. I think she likes me too. One day we will travel to another universe and make a new civilization with my immortal sperm. The End.

The steps involved:

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:29 ID:/qTpr5g9

I love this girl, she's a friend.

More than anything or anyone else.

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3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:35 ID:ALpyApt/

That's pretty harsh... what makes you think you have no chance?

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:53 ID:/qTpr5g9

I'm shy, short and perhaps some would say boring, and I'm such a reclusive, nit-picky, near-autistic geek that no HUMAN --- male or female --- would want to have my company for longer than a session of D&D once a week.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-04 00:10 ID:AElKrPEw

No wonder you have no chance... you're too pessimistic.

How are girls supposed to like you if you don't like yourself?

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-04 01:23 ID:/qTpr5g9

I like myself, I am still gonna ask her out sometime soon. Even though my chances with her are like 0.000000001%, they are still not zero.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-04 07:01 ID:AElKrPEw

That's the spirit! Go now! You can do it!