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wanting a girlfriend (52)

1 Name: born to suffer : 2007-01-07 13:19 ID:yi3qCL/2

no one loves me. i need love. plz gimme some. i want a woman in bed when i'm back home. do you know of someone who got old without having sex? i fear i'll be the only one in the world to achieve this. shit i go masturbate now.

2 Name: fart man : 2007-01-07 16:28 ID:7P3zCQa7

well maybe u can a master of masturbation

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-07 17:51 ID:Heaven

is english your first language?

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-08 01:59 ID:yV0kbkkO

well if you want sex that bad, go pay someone.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-08 04:06 ID:Heaven


Then how old you?

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-08 05:15 ID:PWHqMBol

u sex bad
u breed bad
cut off balls good

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-08 08:06 ID:3DqvzIC0

the weakest in the chain shall not multiply for the sake of humans, thats us!

8 Name: fart man : 2007-01-09 06:27 ID:7P3zCQa7

getting girlfriens has always been guys' desire. masturbating has always been too. but now, which one do u think is easier??

see, here is the answer for u. turn off ur PC and wank.

9 Name: fart man : 2007-01-09 08:00 ID:7P3zCQa7

or u can fuck a inflatable rubber doll, if wanks make u feel miserable

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-09 11:49 ID:Heaven

1) There are plenty of people you'd never suspect they ever got laid, but they very much indeed did.
2) Your worth is not about whether or not you have someone to shag, or a pet female in your bed.
3) Get help: You need to work on your selfesteem and your self-perceived value. Perhaps get some therapy as well as trying to make more of your life than this obviously empty shell you're clinging onto. The intarwebs is your friend: there are tons of sites about self-help and personal development.

11 Name: born to suffer : 2007-01-11 22:32 ID:aFWgwdEq

I had a long distance gf for 3 months then I broke up. We kissed and cuddled a lot but no sex so I'm still a virgin. I found her on a chat for social phobics. She was so much worse off than me and so desperately depressed that in the end I couldn't bear it and broke up. She also wasn't able to break free of her tyrannical mother so we couldn't even see each other more than twice a month. So I left. I left her alone without any friend, yes she was even more desperate than me... I left just because I couldn't picture myself living with such a depressed person and I didn't think it was right nor honest to stay with her only out of fear of being alone! But shit, I'm so hopeless. Now I know why girls don't want us otakus, what it means to be a "boring person", because I was with one and dumped her myself because of that!! What a miserable condition we live, not only are we unable to find a normal partner, but we can't even stay with our depressed kind!

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12 Name: fart man : 2007-01-12 02:23 ID:7P3zCQa7

[I should die now but instead I will go cry in my bed ]
a u still crying? or already dead? okay stop crying and killing urself. now u try ur hardest to get a girlfriend whom u can picture urself living with.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 03:46 ID:XBPAnLnV

I was a virgin until I was 21. Very shy, low confidence, etc. The first time I had sex was with someone I met over the internet, and it turned out horrible. Then I started smoking weed (which helped me relax around other people while not losing control as with alcohol) and when I got to college, I found a group of people I was comfortable with, fell in love with an experienced girl, and got a world-class sex education.

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14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 09:16 ID:Heaven

>Then I started smoking weed (which helped me relax around other people while not losing control as with alcohol)

protip: you don't need to be slaughtered to relax, and alcohol is cheaper and easier to obtain than weed. moderation is key.

15 Name: born to suffer : 2007-01-12 12:06 ID:aFWgwdEq

I'm 26 already and never fucked and the only girl I kissed lasted 3 months only and she was desperate because she was a social phobic and could barely talk to other ppl without having anxiety attacks...
I'm confident and comfortable only with computers, anime and games, no girl is into this stuff enough to really talk about it... I have no idea what normal ppl talk about with their girlfriends...

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16 Name: Densha Otaku!!ZYkjrp2f : 2007-01-12 12:36 ID:EvqHAWNw

Hey, we male people don't need girls, it's just that most of us think like that coz we're born perverts (we can't stop it when our hormones scream for the opposite sex). But hey dude, life doesn't revolve around female if you're male, don't think too much about it. Maybe do something productive and just don't be too sensitive, stop giving a fuck about things that bothers you.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 14:50 ID:epoHH4TY

I used to be like you then i realised to stop being such a motherfucking depressed shit.

YOU are the only one who can turn your life around so do it. I have.

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18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 19:07 ID:Heaven

Sorry to inform you, but you'll still crave human company as well as still be attracted to women and crave cuddly intimacy. You just won't be interested in sticking it into anyone. Most humans are hardwired to crave close contact in more ways than just their genitals.

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19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 19:09 ID:lKJ4qLQb

speaks the truth

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 19:22 ID:cvkQ1k+k

The answer is to find a girl that has atleast some mutual interests. You may not believe it, but yes, there are girls that are just as geeky as some of us guys are.

21 Name: pandaman : 2007-01-12 19:52 ID:JK4tfj+b

Hearing you guys make me feel less pathetic, I now know that there's people like me in the world, I'm constantly looking for a girlfriend too but can't get the courage to ask a girl out when I see her for the first time and while talking to girls, another me appears, I can't stop loosing my face by saying perverted jokes T.T

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22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-12 23:42 ID:Heaven

Your problem isn't bachelorhood, your problem is your communication difficulties. Change your mindset, and get some training.

23 Name: NANA : 2007-01-13 13:26 ID:SS547e0E

Save your perverted jokes for the all-guy hangout, if you're not asking for a slap in the face.
There are many single, attractive, available girls out there, who are willing to be with geeky men. Some of them are geeks to, bur some are not. Only hot chicks with genuine human hearts.

24 Name: Peter : 2007-02-05 04:24 ID:LLWzWCG+

I'm 26 already and never fucked HAHHA i'm 23 and i've fucked, but paying XD

25 Name: Peter : 2007-02-05 05:42 ID:3DqvzIC0

Too bad that people can not really know themselves, thats why they look around for acceptance. I think it all requires RISKS, if you take risks, you win. I always lost in the board game that was called "THE RISK" when i was kid. maybe this has to do with it...

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 06:48 ID:TzjYrgBO

>>Stop thinking you need to get a girlfriend, it'll happen out of the blue.

This cannot be stressed enough.

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27 Name: hotaro : 2007-02-07 19:10 ID:c+NJHYxL

fuck a pig! or fuck urself

28 Name: Mystery Man : 2007-02-09 02:13 ID:84X907LI

If you dont get laid by 40 become selebate and become a sholin monk

29 Name: kurodesu : 2007-02-09 04:57 ID:1mGLHnPy

I'm male, and I don't think sex is everything in the world, I think that it's better to love someone first.

Having sex.. lol (>'o')>

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 17:18 ID:R858Iy08

And doing it with someone you love is quite wonderful. But be careful, don't be stupid like me and go without protection. Nothing came of it thank God, but we had a pregnancy scare (I didn't let go inside, but that still risks it). And let me tell you contemplating every day how you're gonna tell everyone how bad you fucked up, sucks hard core. Sex is great, sure, but do it responsibly.

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31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 01:07 ID:TzjYrgBO

That's into my arms...<('.'<)

32 Name: Kira : 2007-02-10 07:07 ID:KbvN5PdM

Hey having sex is not a big accomplishment... Trust me... I was in relationships before... But still... It depends on each person. But having a good sex is to be in a good relationship first.... So find a girl first (There are lots of ways to do that). And try ur best... Be cautious and brave. Eventually, having a good relationship will lead to sex... Ok... A good sex... Oh btw I know a friend's friend who was depressed and desperate like you so I tried to set him up with someone... So maybe ask ur friend to hook you up with someone maybe blind date. Don't give up btw!

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 13:17 ID:/FrUIBGn

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34 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-11 01:18 ID:SODT6QWH

Do like I am, look for that one person you want to be with for a long time and got get them but keep your options open cause that first one may not be THE ONE.

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 03:44 ID:TzjYrgBO

What exactly do you mean by "keeping your options open"? Because it sounds dangerously like "having a rebound handy".

36 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-11 06:53 ID:SODT6QWH

I mean make sure its THE ONE before you do anything drastic like have a kid or anything, cause a kid growing up with divorced parents does alot of emotional damage on the kid.

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 07:36 ID:W62lLoPd

I wish I had a girlfriend. Sex must be great and all but it's not my priority, I want some companionship. I'm tired of being alone. I've never had anyone... but I want someone's warmth to radiate beside me as I lay in bed at night, as well.

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 12:17 ID:4eVZHkWW


Same here, I was a virgin for a long time, had sex, and it was nothing special. And I quickly lose interest in most girls that I get together with.

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 14:00 ID:Heaven

I feel the same way. But think... do you deserve it? Are you good enough to have a girlfriend? I know I'm not. Not yet, anyway.

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 22:11 ID:Heaven


I just want some warmth and wetness around my cock when I lay in bed at night. Sometimes I therefore wrap a towel soaked in hot water around my dick before I go to bed, put it in a plastic bag and close it up with a few rubber-bands to keep the warmth. As I sleep I thus often dream of having sex, and the sensation is quite close to the real thing. The trick is to wrap the towel tightly to apply some pressure to the shaft, so when the dick erects it gets tight and nice.

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41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 23:15 ID:W62lLoPd

I do not deserve one, just not yet!

42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 23:45 ID:heEPo8K/


lol. Don't you understand that you grow into the part once you get one? If you wouldn't, you are not the kind of guy who would care anyway. So get a girlfriend and get straightened out.

43 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-12 05:06 ID:SODT6QWH

>>39 Do you think its a possibility that you might be gay then ay?
I for one was very excited my first time, and ever since then I sex as much as possible, but dont get me wrong, I dont just jump into a relationship for sex, I get in it for the love. One thing about me when Im in a relationship I dont care about sex as much anymore cause I can have it whenever, but when Im single all I think about is sex, anybody feel the same?

44 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-12 05:11 ID:SODT6QWH

Oops meant say >>38

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-12 06:44 ID:TzjYrgBO


>>close it up with a few rubber-bands..
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46 Name: TokyoJapan22 : 2007-02-12 07:13 ID:nVwwyjGd

Having a girlfriend would make everything worthwhile. But not just any gf...someone beautiful, caring, nice, intelligent.....Too bad they don't exist in reality, Only in dreams and manga/anime.. What is it to "not deserve a gf"?

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-12 17:02 ID:/pv845TS

u need to stop dreaming and reading manga, i think. There's plenty of intelligent caring beauties out there.

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49 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-13 02:07 ID:SODT6QWH

>>48 You need help, do yourself and commit yourself into the nearest hospital, Thank You :D

50 Name: TokyoJapan22 : 2007-02-13 02:34 ID:nVwwyjGd


I second that motion!

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52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-16 17:55 ID:Heaven

Thanks for your kind words :)