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1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 19:36 ID:Heaven

A HUGE HOLIDAY
"VALENTINE'S DAY"
IS APPROACHING FAST

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2 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-01-27 19:59 ID:SLI6hy7d

Aw shit.

You just had to rub some of that salt on my wounds ;_;
Well, DARN. I guess another valentine's without a girlfriend. Not that I ever HAD a (serious) girlfriend. Thanks a lot, asshole!

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3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 20:44 ID:Heaven

I'll treat it like any other day.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 23:35 ID:Heaven

>>3
Me too. Never spent a Valentine's Day with someone special (,_,)
That's why I feel so explosive when I hear February 14th!!!
Obligatory holiday with capitalist intentions >.<

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5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 02:51 ID:Heaven

>>1
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Flowers are always a must. Every girl loves receiving a bunch of flowers.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 06:43 ID:AqCedAxr

>>5 I personally don't like flowers. I get sad when they die. You should invest in potatoes instead (I hope at least one person will get my reference).

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 11:07 ID:Heaven

>>6 How about some nice, bricks? You know, a nice slab of brick. Would that make you happy?

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 13:07 ID:Heaven

>>6
You're a farm girl?

9 Name: Googe : 2007-01-29 16:37 ID:Heaven

>>6 i got it :D , but i don't remember its origin much...

10 Name: 1 : 2007-01-29 19:43 ID:Heaven

>>5

I refuse to answer that, i'm a little older than you might expect from a post like >>1

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11 Name: 6 : 2007-01-29 21:21 ID:AqCedAxr

>>7 Bricks aren't very practical. I'd consider towels, even.

>>8 I'm not a farm girl.

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12 Name: fart man : 2007-01-29 21:31 ID:J62aLqp6

give her some money. everybody loves money!

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 21:40 ID:RmulJJGH

Arg, the 13th at midnight I will take some sleeping pills hoping I wake up on the 15th. Yet another Valentine's Day alone, all my friends have someone except me. And the girl I am interested in would reject me on the spot.

14 Name: fart man : 2007-01-29 21:59 ID:J62aLqp6

>>13
sad. would u like to visit "i will teach u how to attract girls" thread?

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-30 02:56 ID:UftbcE5K

im glad i have a doctors appointment on valentines day, yearly checkup, so, yeah, at least SOMEONES gonna touch my balls come february 14th =P oh wow, that wasnt gay at all. ugh, "turn ur head and cough" .........

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-30 06:41 ID:Heaven

>>15

haha. fyi, the doctor's actually asking you to bear down (like when you take a crap) to check if you have a hernia poking through...it's just easier, not to mention more dignified, to ask a patient to cough. plus, you don't even realize what you're doing.

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17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 07:32 ID:VWFyX18Z

>> 2,3,4

SAME HERE

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 11:34 ID:Heaven

>>16
fucking signed, ahaha. you win my internet

19 Name: Anna : 2007-01-31 23:58 ID:DpOZXNIA

I've never had a person give me a valentine. I was desperate last year, and now I want everyone to STAY AWAY. I realized the sappy romantic fantasies I want don't exist :B

20 Name: Anonym~ : 2007-02-01 01:47 ID:alct7FOf

Well, moving away from the "Damn this Day"...I hat it too, but still, if ytou wanna make her happy, then flowers are a must. Istead of home dinner, take her out to a really nice restaurant. Then maybe home for a late movie and some drinks.

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21 Name: fart man : 2007-02-01 04:50 ID:J62aLqp6

many sad pple here. why dont u give urself valentine presents?

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-01 07:19 ID:ZecRBNpc

>>21a friend of mine was "forced to be single" a few months before V-day, I sent him a box of choclates and flowers and had it signed "from someone who cares", then I went to his place and ate his choclates.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-01 08:55 ID:Heaven

smooooth