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Weird sexual habits (7)

1 Name: ???? : 2007-02-11 04:40 ID:HJEP9XYg

Hey i was just wondering if n e one has any suggestions that could help me with my problem. I cant get off, i just cant. And the only way i can is if there are small childeren watching me yes SMALL CHILDEREN. so is there n e thing you guys could do to help.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 05:07 ID:Heaven

if you are serious/half serious:

1st, that means you had small children watching you other wise who would you know, cause images don't watch you (unless you are in soviet Russia ). first have someone (not you) take the poor child to a therapist because he/she has encountered a very unpleasant situation. 2nd contact the police to arrest you because you are not safe to the society and sexual urges might get out of hand. 3rd get professional help, we can't help you.

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3 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-11 06:48 ID:SS2/tLyz

You need to go to the hospital, those people are your friends and will give you lots of candy to fix you. Yeah :D

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 07:56 ID:PasBbOeM

you could always hire a dwarf to stay at your house and watch you fap. they look close enough to a kid for you to at least get some sort of buzz effect or something.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-12 07:22 ID:NAfZq4vG

I bite my nails while I have sex.

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7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-13 07:36 ID:MUdcvH/o

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