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Guide to get girls (30)


1 Name: Gin : 2007-02-16 06:09 ID:I05ZjxlV

After reading fart man's guide to get girls, I want to write one of my own.

Lesson 1 for today:

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2 Name: Gin : 2007-02-16 07:46 ID:n/ZJlbyW

PROTIP: Draw your inspiration from the weather when talking to her.

3 Name: Gin : 2007-02-16 07:54 ID:Heaven

Lesson 2 for today:

Know your boundaries.

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-16 12:15 ID:gPWNtUHX

>>1 thinking the girl might not like you because she's too pretty or if she's really hot that she might be taken

Oh, HOW true that... how true... [sighs]

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-16 12:58 ID:Heaven

>>3
Not twice by the same chick, I hope. If it's in a longer time span, then that's okay, as people change and anonymous probably sensed a change in her attitude, but if it's shortly after the other, he's just begging for a beating. In which case he should go to some BDSM club instead of trying to aggravate random chicks to beat him up.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-18 05:54 ID:Heaven

Okay I gotta step in.

>Advice for Teenagers: Watch Teen Romance movies.
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7 Name: Gin : 2007-02-19 17:21 ID:I05ZjxlV

Wow. People posting for me for >>2 and >>3.

Alright, Lesson 2!

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8 Name: Gin : 2007-02-19 17:25 ID:I05ZjxlV

>>3

I agree with the "Know your boundaries" and Yes, if you've been rejected... just even once, just move on to the next girl.

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9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-19 17:34 ID:Heaven

>>4
Haha, I used that one for the longest time, works like an absolute charm.

>>3

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10 Name: Gin : 2007-02-19 17:38 ID:I05ZjxlV

>>9

Better things to do than talk to people? Well enjoy your lonely life.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-19 20:10 ID:4o7yiOgg

>>7
Your tests intrigue me. Perhaps I should... do them. There is no reason I should be scared. But in truth, I'm fucking terrified :D

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-20 05:14 ID:Heaven

>>6

>>The weather is a boring,cliche topic.
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13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-21 01:59 ID:1ULHcY3N

>>6
Some guys could take a clue from teen romance movies. I was dating an adorably nebbish computer science student for awhile that COULDN'T TAKE THE HINT that I expected a nice Valentine's Day. I ended up buying him a box of truffles and making dinner reservations-- he gave me a card promising flowers at a later date. Needless to say, I was upset. Kid could've taken a tip from a chick flick.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-21 05:42 ID:CCj0sfFg

>>13
the trick is to do what you can to fulfill a girl's dreams. you WILL fail, but she'll appreciate the effort.

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-21 06:01 ID:Heaven

>>10
And I do.
>>13
He was probably too busy.

16 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-02-21 14:30 ID:oaIRK1Ap

>>13! nyaha! some guys really need to grow into concept of hints. They aware of them, just not able to recognize very fast. Is life.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-21 16:13 ID:DPsWa0ih

>>16
In fact, a lot of them really are aware of hints. Problem is that they are maybe too aware of them, and then don't know what to think because they see hints everywhere. Girls are so twisted...
I think that's probably the main reason >>1 said "Do not assume": there is a whole world between "seeing" the hint, and understanding it correctly. Actually, misinterpreting a hint might be worse than pretending not having got it, so guys often skip them - more or less conscientiously.

18 Name: hotaro : 2007-02-21 19:21 ID:whfugEA1

u wanna know how to get girls! then whack off and fuck a pig!!!

btw i'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahhahaha and here to stay s0 u can keep fucking pigs!!!!!!!!!!

19 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-02-21 19:45 ID:Heaven

>>18
I knew it! I just had a bad dream tonight and BOOM, you here.
P.S. LEAVE NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-22 02:26 ID:jZJWC760

>>3
OH SHI-! I've been rejected three times, by three different girls. D:

21 Name: Gin : 2007-02-22 06:59 ID:0KyeR0u6

Alright the next lesson is "Dress for Success" So, lets begin with lesson 3.

Image is important. Take dating like a job interview, you wouldn't go to a job interview wearing a dirty pair of jeans, mustard covered t-shirt, and greasy hair. But, dating on the other hand is a bit more relaxed on how you look. I'll break the section into parts.

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22 Name: Gin : 2007-02-22 06:59 ID:0KyeR0u6

Alright the next lesson is "Dress for Success" So, lets begin with lesson 3.

Image is important. Take dating like a job interview, you wouldn't go to a job interview wearing a dirty pair of jeans, mustard covered t-shirt, and greasy hair. But, dating on the other hand is a bit more relaxed on how you look. I'll break the section into parts.

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23 Name: Gin : 2007-02-22 06:59 ID:Heaven

shit sorry x.x posted twice!

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-03 20:39 ID:aKTBq35s

>>23
haha, no problem. btw, love your advice. i might go through with it, as soon as i find someone \(><)/

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-03 20:40 ID:aKTBq35s

i'll keep an update of my efforts, whenever i can

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-04 00:06 ID:McLaicMv

Hi all, i'm a girl, and all what he said about >>22 are BASIC.

Good Job, Gin

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-04 02:47 ID:Heaven

>Guide to being a normal human being

fixed.

28 Name: warez otoko : 2007-03-19 20:29 ID:9BxpBC91

lawl ur guide is good man!!! plz dont stop i made ur stuff, i talked to grlz many times and i felt cooler... (well in fact i just looked and hi'ed them..) .. uh anyway this is the real stuff man lol great job

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-19 20:54 ID:O2hz3pBd

the point about talking to strangers is a good one, because youll learn that actually people arent going to turn around and bite your head off if you try to smalltalk with them - this confidence in speaking to strangers can then extend to starting up conversations with girls with the aim of getting a date.

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30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-20 20:11 ID:Heaven

I dont talk to negros that I dont know.