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URGENT!!! How to pick up girls at a hotel, that you will probably never see again...I'm 14. (16)

1 Name: shy-kun : 2007-03-24 04:16 ID:QQoBYIYY

Alright... me, my brother, and my cousin are at a hotel for tonite and tomorrow, we see three interesting girls in the lobby. How to pick them up and get laid...?

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-24 04:19 ID:Heaven

whip out your penis

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-24 07:57 ID:ycDwj7/v

If anybody in this thread knows how to pick up 14 year old girls, I'd be creeped out, but probably not surprised.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-24 16:35 ID:u8SV1CPi

Well I guess everyone here has been 14, so everyone has a chance to know how to pick up 14 years old girls being 14 years old themselves.

5 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-03-24 16:38 ID:Heaven

What would Beavis & Butthead do?

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-24 19:58 ID:oPNDxYJ7

Give her your sultriest look, and say "Come, to Butthead".

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-25 23:37 ID:iMosnDfT

whip out your dick and tell them it's a lolipop

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-26 10:52 ID:Heaven

Learn to masturbate properly first, kiddo. You're too young to have your dick anywhere near a girl's genitalia. Learn some techniques for pleasing yourself and others without involving your dick, and learn all about STDs and pregnancy prevention. Having sex with a real person is very different from masturbating. A person that young is no masturbation aid, possibly many years later when they willingly want to help you masturbate. Sticking it into her is about pleasing her as much as yourself, and quite frankly at your age with that attitude you might as well go take it up the ass from your buddies. At least that will give you some sense of perspective a few years down the lane when you're trying to do something pleasant together with a chick.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-26 20:21 ID:dCHH4QRL

hehe, so true

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-26 23:14 ID:Heaven


11 Name: C : 2007-03-26 23:27 ID:5qyw1i8n

Listen to the man.

12 Name: Kira : 2007-03-27 08:05 ID:xpHd9RSE

So young... And you want to have sex already?!?! Wow... Some people are just sex-crazed... What happened to the good old love.... Now a days people are usually sex sex sex.... I think it's just wrong way of thinking... That's why relationships don't last long these days... With people thinking like this...

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13 Name: ND : 2007-07-23 00:56 ID:0PiPFZun

Dude, do as >>8 says. Seriously. At fourteen you want to go and have sex? Do you even know where the clitoris is located?

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-23 17:09 ID:jk1D/GN+

The guy was at the place back in March... He's not there anymore. What kind of person stays in a hotel for four months?

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-24 15:54 ID:Heaven

>>1 it's easy if you are girl.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-27 10:19 ID:A7yh+Pn2