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GIMMIE HOT SEX STORIES. anything thats happened to you. (55)


1 Name: mmmm : 2007-04-03 02:41 ID:Kxaqcp1g

spill, my dears.
tell me your hottest and kinkiest--in full detail.
i'll prolly cum really hard from it. ;)

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 05:21 ID:fEgN1hYJ

Sorry, a lot of us are virgins here.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 05:46 ID:hiOAm6z/

I accidentally put it in the other hole, couldn't tell in the dark. Not kinky, but it did hurt her, I felt bad.

4 Name: Severin : 2007-04-03 05:55 ID:sT2TeE9d

I once had sex with a female platonic friend of mine riding down I-85 in the back of a minivan... her parents were driving.

It was very very odd. We started cuddling, then somehow my hand went up her skirt, and then... into her panties... which then resulted in them being taken off. Much fingerbanging and handjobbing occurred for a while, and then finally- finding a way to look as if she was leaning her back to my chest and innocently cuddling- I took her from behind. It was somewhat uncomfortable, and I was convinced that I was going to be in huge trouble; it was only a matter of time before her parents glanced back there... but amazingly enough (I guess they were too tired, or maybe honestly didn't care) we pulled it off. She climaxed (both of us biting our lips so hard to not make any noise), and then finished me off with a handjob. She then licked the cum/vaginal fluid from her fingers, which astonished me.

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5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 06:28 ID:4xp0FIpg

>>4
I'd recommend talking about it. Not for the chance of letting it happen again, but to get it off your chest. Hers, too.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 09:20 ID:j83OnX89

So like, there was this fruit salad bowl in front of me...

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 10:52 ID:PmHERFMs

>>6
AND!? LOL

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 11:04 ID:j83OnX89

>>7
It was missing some grapes if you really must know..

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 12:06 ID:VKBaWWK9

When I was in highschool in the footballteam we did a gay gangbang under the shower.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 12:08 ID:Heaven

>>6
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD

... which makes it a great way to avoid being friend-zoned amirite

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-03 19:40 ID:Heaven

>>6
why dont you toss that salad?

12 Name: uh-oh : 2007-04-07 21:35 ID:Kxaqcp1g

i just fucked my best guy friend, my pussy is still soaked in cum. but now he has to go and im still so aroused.
goddammit.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-07 22:13 ID:HHEBRCBh

>>12
fail

14 Name: wagimagi : 2007-04-08 06:01 ID:9cqybw6k

One time there was some bubble rap and a pringles can in front of me..... and some mushy bannana in a cup beside it...

15 Name: Severin : 2007-04-08 06:52 ID:sT2TeE9d

>>4 here.

I talked to my friend about it, and we had a good laugh. We definitely wouldn't fuck now (she has a boyfriend right now), but we had fun reminiscing about it, and both agreed 'twas a fine fucking.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-08 23:58 ID:5DPkL+e/

One time my left hand and I...

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-09 00:34 ID:Bf87WpzN

>>14
I couldn't put the pringle part together. What did you do?

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-09 04:13 ID:HHEBRCBh

>>17

Bubble wrap, pringles can and slimy banana goo... Obviously he padded the insides of the pringles can with the bubble wrap, smudged it with the banana-stuff and inserted. Like an improvised fleshlight you might say.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-09 04:41 ID:El7DDcRm

>>18

holy shit that's ingenious

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 07:50 ID:PmHERFMs

BUMP! NEED MORE!

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 08:08 ID:B6ZQxBc8

Hmm. Where should I start. Having sex on the sly is always fun. I remember one time at a LAN party when I fucked a girl so that we both were in the same sleeping bag. A friend of mine was sitting not 10 feet away, but he either didn't care or didn't figure out what we were doing, which was nice.

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22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 10:49 ID:fQ1sdPxP

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23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 10:50 ID:fQ1sdPxP

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24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 10:51 ID:fQ1sdPxP

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25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 18:33 ID:Heaven

>>24 is the
same person trolling all the
boards. Ban I.P. please.

26 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:21 ID:a3K6A9PR

one time i masturbated at the speed of fear to Ripley's believe it or not...this caused my penis to go up in flames and then eventually self propelling itself to the white house where it decked Bush in the Solar Plexus and he died

27 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:26 ID:xab9xVgi

mega orc you are a immature douche bag who will probly never get a girlfriend unless she was korean

28 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:27 ID:a3K6A9PR

christines breast milk tastes like cream cheese

29 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:28 ID:xab9xVgi

angela was as flat as a board

30 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:29 ID:a3K6A9PR

im sure she was to bad i seem to have amnesia for the past year

31 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:30 ID:xab9xVgi

did you even forget the back rub? or the skirt or hell even the flowers? wat was that like 30 bucks?

32 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:30 ID:a3K6A9PR

i do however remember inserting my toes inside christines center while reading teh newspaper as i watched her hips undulate and squirm like a sex godesss

33 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:31 ID:a3K6A9PR

i think you are mistaking me with george lopez

34 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:31 ID:xab9xVgi

......wel at least i talk to a goddess.. wat about you and your korean alien eh?

35 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:32 ID:xab9xVgi

dont give me george lopez

36 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:32 ID:a3K6A9PR

i think i shoudl give them angelas numer

37 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:33 ID:xab9xVgi

LOL good idea, if she ever picks up

38 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:34 ID:a3K6A9PR

(213)2005379 EVERYONE CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER

39 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:34 ID:xab9xVgi

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this will be good

40 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:35 ID:a3K6A9PR

so whens your bro coming home

41 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:35 ID:xab9xVgi

if its anythin like totse the people will be too cheap or lazy to dial and probably pretend they called

42 Name: devilzkloud : 2007-04-12 02:35 ID:xab9xVgi

uh like saturday or friday

43 Name: MEGA ORC : 2007-04-12 02:36 ID:a3K6A9PR

lol oh yeah well he needs to order the stuff and i am getting of this board

44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-13 03:20 ID:Heaven

thread is become fail

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-17 00:50 ID:BH8VLfHk

Once, when I was about 20 and sitting on the couch visiting home, I was alone with my sister, me in nothing but a bathrobe, her in nothing but pajamas. She climbed on my lap to show me a magazine, though I whisked the whole obscene thing away.

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46 Name: THEE MEGAZORD : 2007-05-18 00:20 ID:rMiNf0+E

Anyone up for the first time i got saran-wrapped? :D

47 Name: ... : 2007-05-18 04:11 ID:BrRW/jRg

um..sure

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-18 21:35 ID:dQYg2/t6

>>45 You are a very very good writer, if that is indeed your own writing. It's definitely fiction though because you can't expect anyone to believe you used your sister's legs to masturbate without her ever knowing it. Give me a break.

49 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-18 22:18 ID:sGnwYb4o

One time I when i was 69ing my girlfriend with me on the top I took a dump on her face. It was good.

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-19 02:24 ID:BH8VLfHk

>>48
It's an excerpt from Lolita. {Though heavily edited to sound more 4-chish.}

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2011-09-25 13:37 ID:ksk47fBq

on the other side of the paper-thin wall, my 21yr-old neighbor is getting head from her 26yr-old BF. She sounds like a wounded seal, or a drunken cat in heat. They do this every Monday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday. At 1st i used to pleasure myself while she got off; but after a while even MY vagoo didn't want to hear her wailing. I made audio tapes of her voice and sold them to our neighbors, but only got enough cash for a pizza. She's doing it a again right now, and I just wanna Amanda Knox them both.

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2011-09-25 20:32 ID:2xQXfSiH

>>51
Nice timestamp, bro.

53 Name: Secret Admirer : 2011-09-26 10:19 ID:ctgqC5+Q

i dont want to b your neighbos.

54 Name: Secret Admirer : 2011-09-26 23:29 ID:ctgqC5+Q

you are mean,

55 Name: Secret Admirer : 2011-09-30 02:25 ID:ctgqC5+Q

fuck him outside like a trush.