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How can I "dump" my girlfriend? (28)

1 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-04-24 01:31 ID:Anguh5gK

I have a girlfriend who really likes me, but I don't like her as a girlfriend. I just want to be friends. (just about everyone who knows me knows we're BF+GF, so If we break up people would be all over me. And Thats really annoying). How can I break up?

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-24 02:24 ID:Heaven

lol tell her and then just deal with it faggot.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-24 08:54 ID:Heaven

>>I have a fetish..., but thats not why I want to break up


4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-24 17:20 ID:KlwAO6W7

"i love you, but im not in love with you"

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-24 19:42 ID:FzVe7Li+


You need to die instead.

6 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-04-25 01:27 ID:Anguh5gK

yea, I agree with Secret Admirers first comment. I'll just do it..not hard, I dont show very much emotion usually...

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-25 21:04 ID:FzVe7Li+

No you should brainwash yourself to love her. Find out what it takes for you to summon those chemical substances of yours, and do the right thing you selfserving motherfucker. You are all selfserving motherfuckers. Being in love is a state that is meant to serve our good morals, not a state that is meant to control our lifes. If that is the case, we will never be in control of our own lifes, we will never survive our own kind, we are doomed. Learn how to terraform your fucking minds to do the right thing, stop being conquered by your own physical drives and circumstances you cannot grasp nor understand.

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8 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-04-26 05:00 ID:Anguh5gK

Before I could tell her, someone else found out and told her. I want to know what they said to her because I haven't seen her smile once in the past two days, and whenever I walk by her she walks faster and just leaves. I hate it when you break up with your girlfriend and they hold a grudge against you. I think is just stupid.

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9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-26 06:33 ID:FzVe7Li+


I think you need to re-evaluate yourself. You feel free to admit your sick motivations now once you're rid of your gf. You will realize one day how all this was a huge mistake on your behalf, and you will feel awful about your feelings departing from their rightful place just for the sake of some retarded ideas of yours. You will also regret doing it and miss what you had and wasted for nothing.

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10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-26 12:54 ID:aRXaSm8J

You fucker.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-26 13:38 ID:PpcK5qmh


>I hate it when you break up with your girlfriend and they hold a grudge against you. I think is just stupid.
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12 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-04-27 01:57 ID:Anguh5gK

good point..
I can be oblivious to the world sometimes...

13 Name: warez otoko : 2007-04-27 23:27 ID:oYZ2iU1H

Just tell her that you don't give a fuck about her, that you only wanted her to have a good fuck every night, and finally ask her to fuck the hell off.
What's the problem? Women do this kind of treatment to men every day, it's time we start too.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 20:17 ID:jOOkCWnD


I hope your genitals shrivel.
Oh, maybe it already happened!

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 20:17 ID:jOOkCWnD


I hope your genitals shrivel.
Oh, maybe it already happened!

16 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-05-01 01:12 ID:Anguh5gK

I never wanted to fuck her.

and SA, stop blaming people for things that already happened to you.

17 Name: anus butthole of destruction : 2007-05-02 20:52 ID:DmJfhoEH

tell the girl you want to take a shit on her...then take a shit on her even if she refuses...then eat the shit off the place you took a shit on her

18 Name: crusty vagina of displeasure : 2007-05-02 20:52 ID:DmJfhoEH

yeah you gotta do some scat fetish sex and like fuck her feces

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-03 00:21 ID:LXkYyN3r

no-one knows anythink do they? i feel like i hav 2 explain everythink round here. teacherlover, dude, u r just plain gay. u feel betr now, rite? good boy

20 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-05-04 02:24 ID:Anguh5gK

No one knows anything, but I am not gay. I like women. a lot of people I know are lesbians or bi though. no guy to guy relations.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-04 09:07 ID:CnyP0P8i

I'm pretty sure that's a confession of gayness.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-04 16:38 ID:Heaven


23 Name: argg : 2007-05-08 22:21 ID:SAjRfmik

put a 555 deal in her pooper

24 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-05-11 19:18 ID:Anguh5gK

I'm not gay. If I was the person I'm stalking would be a guy, but she's not.

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 07:23 ID:OLMOsZfd

>>20 you are gay.

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27 Name: Teacher Lover : 2007-05-16 03:12 ID:Anguh5gK

<note to all>

Denying you're gay makes you sound like you are gay.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-16 23:00 ID:IXLz0D/A

Yes indeed, best just to ignore the accusations.