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1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-27 22:10 ID:W7zc5lnP

1) Lose weight
2) Make sure you're not an ugly piece of shit
3) If you fail at 2), significantly lower your standards
3) ?

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2 Name: Warez Otoko : 2007-04-27 23:20 ID:F0o4IF6w

now die pls, thank you

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 08:24 ID:k0C2sMIn

>>1
All of that is very true. But the average user here thinks they can make an epic win and never lower their standards.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 11:37 ID:0lCjl+no

>>1
gb2gaia.

and it's "???", not "?".

5 Name: かやしゅ : 2007-04-28 11:43 ID:Ohba0sHy

What does it matter. One questionmark, three questionmarks. It is and stays a questionmark. Thread died now. :D

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 12:14 ID:Heaven

>>1
Step 3 should be "Become rich".

This way we all will be happy. Easy!

7 Name: crusty vagina of displeasure : 2007-05-02 20:56 ID:HWsh2URR

yeah you forgot to shit on her face

8 Name: anus butthole of destruction : 2007-05-02 20:56 ID:HWsh2URR

step 5) attach a katana to your penis

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-02 23:43 ID:6QIHT6iI

>>1
haha south park underpants gnomes?

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-04 01:51 ID:/9aTVKue

I know this is a joke thread, but to be serious: I think a number of us are not ugly or fat. The problem is that we are losers that don't know how to properly operate properly in society.

11 Name: Department of Redundancy Department : 2007-05-04 01:51 ID:/9aTVKue

>>10
-properly

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-06 12:22 ID:SgRzZe+G

>>10
seconded

13 Name: 映画男 : 2007-05-06 14:19 ID:/HoYZg07

>>10 so true, anyone know how to not get into the friend zone? i keep getting in there and its rather annoying.___.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-07 01:58 ID:tnTjEcf1

>>13

get in her pants, duh... i'm always in the "friend zone" because I like to be there... and "friend zone"... yeah, only losers like you use that term...

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-07 03:49 ID:Mj95fEnp

>>13 better to be in the "friend zone" than in the "no friend zone" amirite?

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18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-08 00:52 ID:Heaven

>>16-17 has never had sex (with a human), and never will.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-08 00:53 ID:bfOCDyJ3

>>15
No, you're not right.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-08 22:02 ID:NUaeDyoc

Ok, I've lost some weight
I'm both half-decent and have low standards

What exactly is step 3?