1) Lose weight
2) Make sure you're not an ugly piece of shit
3) If you fail at 2), significantly lower your standards
now die pls, thank you
All of that is very true. But the average user here thinks they can make an epic win and never lower their standards.
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Step 3 should be "Become rich".
This way we all will be happy. Easy!
yeah you forgot to shit on her face
step 5) attach a katana to your penis
I know this is a joke thread, but to be serious: I think a number of us are not ugly or fat. The problem is that we are losers that don't know how to properly operate properly in society.
>>10 so true, anyone know how to not get into the friend zone? i keep getting in there and its rather annoying.___.
get in her pants, duh... i'm always in the "friend zone" because I like to be there... and "friend zone"... yeah, only losers like you use that term...
>>13 better to be in the "friend zone" than in the "no friend zone" amirite?
>>16-17 has never had sex (with a human), and never will.
Ok, I've lost some weight
I'm both half-decent and have low standards
What exactly is step 3?