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1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 06:00 ID:E3K0OIoy

Alright, I'm interested in a german chick in my class, we talk from time to time, she's really nice. So, is there anything I should know about germans before I make a move?

2 Name: Hanyuu : 2007-05-10 07:29 ID:93zicmfs

Yeah. Scheisse isn't as harsh as the American equivalent.

Danke = thank you.

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3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 10:04 ID:E3K0OIoy

Thanks for he tips. I must confess that I'm interested in many other cultural related issues that might be delicate to touch, such as Jews and the turkish community in Germany, of course that's not something I'd talk on the 1st date but I want to know how delicate are they or if I should avoid them completely.

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 11:18 ID:T/ejJwQG

Nothing is different.

"Don't mention WWII."
We arent talking about some grandma so you can talk about it. But why should you?

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5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 11:19 ID:T/ejJwQG

Oh, and germans like it in the pooper. Touch her ass, its a sure fire way to awesome german sex.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 13:41 ID:y91LZMqE

>>5 stuipid, you know nothing about us germans

7 Name: confused guy : 2007-05-10 13:57 ID:AJalYMte

German makes good quality products ^^

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 13:57 ID:rA6n7MSG

just make hilarious nazi references all the time.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 19:06 ID:pWlxLbCs

dont be uptight about it. Germans are strong enough to deal with these things. Most likely, she will enjoy telling you how you don't know shit about the issues you're talking about. The turkish issue is not a problematic topic at all, at least not a topic that will trigger shame or anger or whatever.

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10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 21:09 ID:E3K0OIoy


That might be so but porn doesn't necessarily equals the likes of the general population, right?

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 21:43 ID:E3K0OIoy

Also, what about the dating protocol?

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 17:37 ID:pWlxLbCs

is derived from dc/tcp protocoll. easiest way is to code it in C++ and send it to her isp.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 20:18 ID:sewj8K43

Yeah, thats why there are documentations about big USA and not german porn producing locations.


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14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 23:59 ID:lcJ3L1KY

Sneaking up behind her and giving her an awkward shoulder rub is always a bad idea. Especially if she's the Chancellor.
Also, don't be Texan.

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-13 19:04 ID:Heaven

I think you should focus more on her, rather than Germany.

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17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 08:09 ID:wsENoAC8

Well, I've kept talking to her, and she complimented my bacterial stain today. I'm trying to find out if she's got a boyfriend.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 10:33 ID:Heaven

she complimented your what?

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 12:00 ID:Bktzo7h6


20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 12:23 ID:iMXO4v8d



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22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 21:43 ID:SVFcoxNK


I performed an india ink bacterial stain to look at capsules in Haemophilus influenzae and she said she couldn't focus hers on her microscope, so i showed her mine and she said it was cute.

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24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-18 22:37 ID:Heaven

she's in a relayionship, so forget about it.

25 Name: madman's horse : 2007-05-27 00:03 ID:DPJCKfAC

Hmm, what a pickle you are in.

looks like your gonna have to grow yourself a Hitler Mustache, if you want some german dick.

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-27 13:42 ID:Cc7apQfI

instead, shave your pubic hair into a Hitler mustache. Then you'll look much more alike.