I had sex with my girlfriend (who is very big, i like big women) and when she sat on my dick it snapped, could somebody help me?
It's permmy up all the time, and i think the end has gone all mouldy as it's falling off black bits, i think i may be infertile too as i can't ejaculate anymore....
I think you should see a doctor.
If you're a troll, well, then...
ew. thats so nasty. i seriously hope you're only joking. but if not, you need to see a doctor.
Actually, what am I talking about? That wasn't really that funny. The first line was amusing.
You cant 'Snap' your penis. It has no bones in it. You get an erection by having blood rush to it where it then expands.