Return - Entire thread - Last 10 posts

I need aid! (7)

1 Name: Tom Clifford : 2007-07-07 08:51 ID:QpVKGE0h

I had sex with my girlfriend (who is very big, i like big women) and when she sat on my dick it snapped, could somebody help me?

It's permmy up all the time, and i think the end has gone all mouldy as it's falling off black bits, i think i may be infertile too as i can't ejaculate anymore....

Entire post...

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-07 08:53 ID:2ZSkzhoH

I think you should see a doctor.

If you're a troll, well, then...

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-07 11:14 ID:dHcOnVjs

ew. thats so nasty. i seriously hope you're only joking. but if not, you need to see a doctor.

4 Name: sage : 2007-07-07 22:24 ID:3sYG8Dea


Actually, what am I talking about? That wasn't really that funny. The first line was amusing.

5 Name: sage : 2007-07-07 22:25 ID:Heaven


aww shit, I'm a dumbass

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-08 00:36 ID:Heaven


You cant 'Snap' your penis. It has no bones in it. You get an erection by having blood rush to it where it then expands.

Entire post...

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-17 17:57 ID:Heaven

You don't need aid.
You need AIDS.