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ITT Our last lay (13)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-22 23:15 ID:Hp8pt4kc

ITT we talk about our last lay. How was it?

I had a one-night stand with my new next-door neighbor a month ago... it sucked hard. Girl couldn't really move at all, actually hurt me pretty badly during cowgirl, and while she had nice breasts, she had some serious cottage-cheese thighs. A good bit smelly down there, m'fingers were rather nasty... ooomph.

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-23 10:13 ID:gejnS3Yq

My last lay was when I banged a pregnant woman which is on her 7th month. Say, it wasn't that bad, I came 5 times.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-23 14:06 ID:h3IFBRoN

I pay for mine, but I have to say that the last few have been fairly mediocre and nothing will beat the one purchase I made on a whim while in Japan (not in cost nor in quality...)

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-23 15:17 ID:Hp8pt4kc

Oh my you are sad, pathetic little man.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-23 18:15 ID:Heaven

Maybe he is, but then again who are you to judge?
Also trolls.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-23 18:32 ID:BhHmXcq6

As >>5 said, it's not your place to judge, whether he's sad or not... I'm sure I'm not the first person who's contemplated paying for it, for one thing, and he's just taken a bolder step and actually done just that... No fault on his part, as he's being true to himself, the epitome of living your life to it's fullest..

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-23 21:30 ID:jOvQgtUJ

I predict this thread will not get very large

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-24 04:23 ID:YE4zWWEV

Nah, the last guy I slept with really messed me up- emotionally, I mean.
He was an OK lay, he wasn't as large as most guys, but he had a lot of energy which was appreciated.
We said a lot of things we probably shouldn't have to each other, seein' as how I was leaving at the end of the summer, and I feel pretty bad about it.

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9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-26 09:24 ID:YkZ+AUkA

On the what now?

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-26 14:02 ID:h3IFBRoN

The way I see it, it's a game of statistics. You could buy a girl dinner and movies for a few dates in a row to get an N% chance of sex, or you could pay a girl money and get a 100% chance of sex. Which a person happens to choose depends purely on their preferences and willingness to bet against the odds.

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11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-26 21:19 ID:msjrU3lr

/b/tard singles hook up for fast times and fun
mostly buttsexxx, but whatever.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-30 20:56 ID:vea1PBzD

My last lay was about 2 months ago with the ex boyfriend. As usual there was no foreplay at ALL and he treated me like shit and asked me to leave immediately afterwards of our 15 minutes of sex.
These are among the reasons he is now an EX boyfriend. Harhar.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-31 03:16 ID:Heaven

Wow, everyone has had crappy experiences lately, but then again, my last experience was rather crappy too. We got drunk, had a slight amount of sex (it was fun, but no orgasm for either of us, haha, other people nearby, didn't want to cause a scene), and I haven't seen her since. We broke up for reasons I still don't fully comprehend. :( However, I should note, usually the sex was amazing! It seemed like a shame that the last time should be like that, though...