I lubed it up and gave it a try. No go. I got as much pleasure as if I were simply bringing my arm in and out of the cuff on a pulse measuring station at a drug store.
You'll do better with a girl. For Self Romance, you should post in Personal.
> I normally masturbate by placing the heel of my palm in the area between my shaft and scrotum and humping. Things like pillows can work, too.
You just may have ruined sex for yourself for the rest of your life.