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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-09 01:31 ID:rpKX/7Be

If you give a women arrangements of magnoliophyta genitalia, consumables made from cacao seeds, and (most importantly) expensive and shiny rocks with little intrinsic or practical value... she will reciprocate with sexual favours as well as loaning you her uterus for the purpose of procreation, cementing your immortality through a lasting genetic lineage.

Is this appropriate motivation for you?