I like to poop on my wife, but she doesn't like it so i do it when she is asleep and she gets pissed (metaphorically and literately) she is not threatening to file for divorce but i love her so. What should I do?!
Also when we had normal sex, i came in 1.5 minutes. She was mad.
Zed is dead, baby.
Tell her to stop being a little shit and learn how to take some crap from people once in a while.
This is a good thread.