Only when I'm having fun with my girl.
Nah, nearly all but a few girls don't "get" it. They see it as stupid and laugh at you.
yeah, I don't get it, either. My mom likes it, but she's almost 50...
Girls should read it as affectionate.
My boyfriend does this all the time, it is very nice. Just a simple gesture of affection. I don't laugh or think it is stupid, it just makes me smile and blush a little.
Only if you are dressed as Francis Drake.
Always when she is dressed as a sexy nun