We in America are coming up on Christmas shortly. This is the first time that I have spent Christmas with a significant other. I'm not sure what to do for her, we have decided that we wouldn't spend more than $100 since we are both college students. We are very humorous and I wish that I could get her something funny and then something sweet. If any of you guys have ideas PLEASE POST!!
try dressing up as a reindeer or something. lol
chocolate strapon and anus fleshlight should do the job
Hmmm thats not really what I expected...
100 things from the 99 cent store.
Do the twelve days of christmas, but your own version.
I really like that last idea! not a bad one. I think I may try to work it out
When I had a long term partner we would each buy too much stuff for the other for Xmas and two problems would thus emerge. (1) we would both run out of money, and (2) we would both end up with lots of stuff we didn't want, which either got thrown away, or kept forever due to guilt.
you could give 100 dollars in € instead with the following poem.
Debits are red and assets are black
Baby, I love you, let me handle your rack
FO you are pretty stupid.
Yes, FO is stupid, that's why she talks to herself in the 3rd person.
Idk. I liked it.