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1 Name: iruscom : 2007-11-11 00:39 ID:slJvWEvx

We in America are coming up on Christmas shortly. This is the first time that I have spent Christmas with a significant other. I'm not sure what to do for her, we have decided that we wouldn't spend more than $100 since we are both college students. We are very humorous and I wish that I could get her something funny and then something sweet. If any of you guys have ideas PLEASE POST!!

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-11 01:10 ID:SXd5zLYx

humourous eh?

try dressing up as a reindeer or something. lol

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-11 01:10 ID:no3QTzDc

chocolate strapon and anus fleshlight should do the job

4 Name: iruscom : 2007-11-11 01:13 ID:slJvWEvx

Hmmm thats not really what I expected...

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-11 01:31 ID:PDQ5weMP

100 things from the 99 cent store.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-11 01:32 ID:PDQ5weMP

Oh, and adjust for taxes accordingly.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-11 01:58 ID:RKpaJ6TT

Do the twelve days of christmas, but your own version.

8 Name: iruscom : 2007-11-11 03:07 ID:slJvWEvx

I really like that last idea! not a bad one. I think I may try to work it out

9 Name: : 2007-11-11 09:04 ID:73jP5mXo

When I had a long term partner we would each buy too much stuff for the other for Xmas and two problems would thus emerge. (1) we would both run out of money, and (2) we would both end up with lots of stuff we didn't want, which either got thrown away, or kept forever due to guilt.

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10 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-11-11 23:16 ID:+pm4rvC1

you could give 100 dollars in € instead with the following poem.

Debits are red and assets are black
Baby, I love you, let me handle your rack

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11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-12 01:35 ID:7EiL/NOU

FO you are pretty stupid.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-12 03:55 ID:FYHiOMP1

Yes, FO is stupid, that's why she talks to herself in the 3rd person.

13 Name: Kurono : 2007-11-13 14:19 ID:zhKuAMjW

Idk. I liked it.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-11-14 13:33 ID:Heaven

And spells onna with one n.