So the other day my long time friend approached me with a request. He desired to view pornography of his wife, but he didn't want to take the pictures himself. His reason was he wanted to anticipate the viewing of said pictures and "discover" them together with her. Whatever, he wanted to know if I could do this for him and be discreet about it (not run my mouth to our other friends).
There is nothing for you to do, except telling him that it's a misunderstanding. After all, why else document the whole thing and let him see it?
He'll still be angry, but you just have to let him cool off.
Do the only thing you can do: Offer Kay to make porn of her husband.
He probably should've specified 'softcore porn,' but whatever. It's your fault AND his wife's fault; he probably has already talked about this idea with her in detail, and specified to her. I would offer to talk to him about it, but don't push too hard. He's probably going to be angry for a long, long time.
sounds like she wants your penis.
protip: get rid of your friend and bang his wife again
OP here. He text messaged me and said he needs to not see me for a while, but that he's not mad at me. He just needs to work it out, I guess. In the meantime, I've got about a dozen messages on my voice mail and my email from his wife. I haven't read or listened to any of them yet. When we were screwing on tape she was saying some pretty fucked up things, like "your dick is so much bigger" or "you fuck me so much better" and other shit like that (although she was a little more... "creative" than that). I figured at the time it was all part of the "my wife is fucking someone else" fantasy, but now I'm not too sure, since apparently that wasn't what we were supposed to be doing. I am afraid to listen to the messages or read the emails, because I don't want to see any shit like she meant all that stuff. Fuck, what do I do?
What on earth...this is the most retarded shit I have ever read. Who the fuck does these kind of things?
This is a beautiful troll,... ;-)
Assuming this isn't a troll, just in case:
Why the fuck did you even agree to it in the first place? And what kind of fucked up person is your friend? And not to speak of his wife???
This is as previously stated the most retarded shit and you should tell them both that you are all fucked up and should all feel bad and awkward.
Needless to say however, I fucking lol'd
jesus dude...wth lol. What sort of fucked up drama filled world do we live in
at least OP's post made me hard
when the fuck was "fucking your friends wife," ever ok? look, if you're dense enough to think he gave you permission to do his wife, and also to think he'd be perfectly cheery wanking it to you and his wife doing it, you are thick and deserve the loss of his friendship.
If it's too good to be true, and in this case it is, it probably isn't true.
>when the fuck was "fucking your friends wife," ever ok?
I just wonder, assuming it was true, how anyone could assume that the friend wanted the guy to go all the way.
The dude said "pornography", or didn't you read this guys post? I don't know about you, but that implies to me all kinds of shit, and doesn't exclude hardcore. If ALL he wanted was pictures, dude should have been more specific.