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First Time Advice (11)


1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 20:03 ID:bkhEI6Lv

Advice for making her first time really good please.
It won't be my first time, but my second.
Also she's...significantly younger than me, if that matters.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 21:18 ID:Heaven

call the fbi

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 21:40 ID:bkhEI6Lv

>>2
Not that young.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 21:55 ID:Heaven

Please, have a seat.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 22:33 ID:nuhSnAZp

1) Give her a clean bed and an hour, at the very least. No car or bathroom antics.
2) Draw the blinds and close the door so it feels more intimate. Mood lighting is a plus
3) You don't need candles, incense, or Chuck Berry. Soft music is good but no need to go overboard.

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-14 01:40 ID:a66GZ6mH

If it hurts her, ask if you should stop.
Because, ffs, it hurt.
If she's really up for it she'll let you carry on, if not she will eventually.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-14 02:16 ID:QWgDPxI/

>>6 im a guy, how badly does it hurt the first time for a chick? what type of pain could you compare it to?

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-14 02:37 ID:Z665A/kd

Chuck Berry?
Maybe you mean Barry White.

♪ My ding a ling, my ding a ling ♫

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9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-14 15:46 ID:nuhSnAZp

>>8

man, why DID I say Chuck Berry? Some kind of Freudian slip...

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-16 10:13 ID:92uGuEyB

>>9

GO GO GO JOHNNY GO GO GO

11 Name: Agent Dingleberry : 2008-01-16 14:12 ID:jhbDps8s

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