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In love with my cousin (44)


1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-27 07:53 ID:VWd2QqWc

I have a really cute cousin who drops by my apartment all the time to bring me food or tidy up the place or even just to hang out with me. She comes over at least 3 days a week and sometimes she even sleeps over. She's probably the nicest and sweetest girl I know and it's really making me fall for her. I just want to hold her in my arms and make love to her, but the only thing that's stopping me is that fact that she's my cousin.

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-27 08:42 ID:1L4vG84A

No safe way, but if you want to kill your retarded emotions you should definately just tell her. I dare you to do it, do it for the lulz and give us a full briefing.

3 Name: Kira : 2008-02-27 09:22 ID:m+9X9jr/

Tell her how you feel then maybe she can respond it to you in a good matter (if she is a good person that is). Tell her why you have crush on her and such.
Who knows it could just be a family love (not serious love).
But also tell her that you are not too serious or else she might be too surprised.

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4 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-27 13:52 ID:zOyNchfM

Or, wear a condom. We already have enough retard children.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-27 15:32 ID:Heaven

>>1
Cousins usually aren't considered incest. If you're in a place where this isn't the case, you might consider moving.

>>3

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-27 19:26 ID:Heaven

>>4 like youself.
Also cousins aren't directly incest.

7 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-27 20:33 ID:zOyNchfM

>>6... but you still going to have retard babies.

(i know you are but what am I?)

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-27 23:46 ID:qQo77d7Q

perv!!!!!!

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 02:13 ID:1L4vG84A

FCKR

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 03:05 ID:RxI2dbfG

I've had attraction to a first and second cousin of mine before. I didn't act on anything and it passed after a year or two. I also had a cousin who had a crush on me. That also passed in time. IN other words, this may not be a permanent thing.

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11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 05:09 ID:Heaven

>>10

Yeah, but with a "normal" relationship people don't do such deep introspection. Most people just go on their feelings. I think the OP should have the same liberty. Maybe people should do more evaluation before going into a relationship, but if the OP wouldn't do it normally, nothing should change the game because it's his cousin.

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12 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-28 13:13 ID:zOyNchfM

>>11

said an irritating buzz that sounded like a fly... Damn, wheres my raid nigga?

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 16:44 ID:qQo77d7Q

man i cant believe you guys are actually encouraging this crap.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 22:49 ID:Heaven

>>13
I believe it would be more damaging to suppress feelings than engage in an incestuous relationship.

(Assuming both people are into it)

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 23:08 ID:RxI2dbfG

>>11 Your definition of "normal" seems to mean your perception of the average person (More likely than that, average teenager) entering a relationship (Dating). This is disastrous in large. However, I do believe that there is benefit in direct approach when attraction is felt (Which is a separate kind of mindest, one not so bound up in the immediacy of pleasure, and that incorporates the other individual as a person.)

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16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-29 05:53 ID:Heaven

>>>12 STFU and GTFO already, ...

welcome to the internet, yhbt

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-29 08:41 ID:Heaven

>>16 Taking the shit out on someone doesn't mean I've been trolled.

18 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-29 12:36 ID:zOyNchfM

>>15- It is my greatest regret to inform you that you take shit to serious on the internet:http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p180/metallica2k1/internet_serious_business.jpg

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-29 14:53 ID:07OAURXd

lol just move to Tasmainia

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-29 15:59 ID:I+mnaaT9

>>15
If they can live with the social condemnation, I don't see that as a reason to forbid this. Once again, assuming they're both into it and mature enough.

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21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-29 17:18 ID:Heaven

>>18

Hey guys, look, I found a picture of da PG king on his photobucket: http://s128.photobucket.com/albums/p180/metallica2k1/1195614142176.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5913/1195614142176vi9.jpg

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22 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-29 22:24 ID:zOyNchfM

Ummm... Thats not me, cause I dont put my fucking picture on the internet. Im not that stupid!

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-01 18:57 ID:Heaven

>>22 Lol I Lie

24 Name: da PG king : 2008-03-01 20:30 ID:Heaven

>>21
Ths man speaks tha fucknig truth yall

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-02 06:44 ID:QrOh5kym

>>17
Actually, yes it does.

26 Name: da PG king : 2008-03-02 15:36 ID:zOyNchfM

>>23 that shit did make me laugh though...

I kind of feel sorry for those two.

27 Name: da PG king : 2008-03-02 15:36 ID:zOyNchfM

>>23 that shit did make me laugh though...

I kind of feel sorry for those two.

28 Name: da PG king : 2008-03-02 15:36 ID:zOyNchfM

>>23 that shit did make me laugh though...

I kind of feel sorry for those two.

29 Name: da PG king : 2008-03-02 15:37 ID:zOyNchfM

>>23 that shit did make me laugh though...

I kind of feel sorry for those two.

30 Name: da PG king : 2008-03-02 17:39 ID:zOyNchfM

what the fuck did my computer just do?

31 Name: Chou : 2008-03-10 04:19 ID:sv5E1R6+

>>1

She sounds like a good girl, now take her down from that pedestal nice and slow.

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32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 06:39 ID:3Mr5NSPe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_couple#Consanguinity

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 09:45 ID:Heaven

Albert Einstein also drank his own urine. gulp

34 Name: Chou : 2008-03-10 23:32 ID:sv5E1R6+

>>33
Hey, drinking your urine has many medicinal properties

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 01:31 ID:Heaven

>>31

HAHA DNA COUSIN COUPLES HAVE A 6 PERCENT HIGHER CHANCE OF RETARDED BABIES ENJOY YOUR RETARDED BABIES LOL OP FUCK YOU COUSIN FUCKER PRAISE JESUS.

36 Name: Chou : 2008-03-11 02:15 ID:sv5E1R6+

>>35
WHOO! NOW LET'S GO SHOT SOME ALLAGATOR Y'ALL!

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 04:42 ID:Heaven

ALLIGATORS DO NOT GROW ON TREES

38 Name: Chou : 2008-03-11 11:01 ID:sv5E1R6+

>>37
BUT PAPER DOES AND PAPER BEATS ROCK! HA HA!

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 11:41 ID:Heaven

>>35
U-huh. But if the change is 0.01% to begin with, that makes it a whopping 0.0106%. Without an initial factor of risk, there's no point in quoting figures.

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-13 12:06 ID:j78tZuX6

>>39

Uh no, if the starting risk is 0.01% adding on 6 percent would make 6.01%. Did you take math? If you added on 0.0006%, that would make it 0.0106%, but I didn't say that. Either way, if it wasn't painfully obvious, I wasn't making fun of the op, I was making fun of the stupid people saying things like "retarded babies lololol". Also, the starting figure is 3% on average. Adding 6% gives you 9%, the risk for consanguineous couples. Now, kindly learn to point out obvious use of sarcasm and go back to 3rd grade math.

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-13 12:19 ID:Heaven

>>40 fails at percentages.

If you add 6% to 100 you get 106.
If you add 6% to 1 you get 1.06

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42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-14 00:53 ID:RxI2dbfG

>>39 >>40 >>41

Who needs math when you can read?

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43 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-14 13:59 ID:Heaven

>>42 A previous poster had pulled a random number out of their arse without quoting either figure so there was nothing to read.

So anyway, that makes it a 100% higher chance.

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44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-17 02:45 ID:Heaven

>>41

Which means that 0.01% means 0.01/100 by your logic, and thus 6/100 + 0.01/100 is 6.01/100. The poster used percents wrong. If he meant 1/100, he should have said 1%. 0.01% is not 1/100. It is one hundredth of a percent.