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1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 01:53 ID:4TyTHAyg

Hoooooly shiiiiiiit you guys! I fucking did it! I went out on a date with a girl and got tongue action at the end!

I've been reading up on dating techniques and how to read body language. It went like clockwork. Many signs were there, intentional physical contact, she copied some of the movements I did, she laughed at my bad jokes, etc. I used some of the cocky/funny attitude on her, stuff that Owen Wilson or Robin Williams would use.

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 02:12 ID:PPnVmC+Q

but she was fat

3 Name: Chou : 2008-03-10 02:49 ID:M243NFHI

Ho-ly shit

Twenty years

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4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 03:02 ID:rzfoPEi6

>>3
20 is nothing. 29 years is my record so far.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 03:13 ID:VRNgVnbi

Congratulations man,

"She's also overweight but I can tolerate that for the time being"

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 04:14 ID:mADCk/yd

...after 20 years, OP finaly manages to kiss an overweight girl. I'm mean, but... rofl.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 04:29 ID:Heaven

>>6
Some people are into that.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 13:12 ID:mADCk/yd

but aparently, not OP.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 13:48 ID:3ZSzFbTG

One the main point, Congratulations on scoring the all-important initial "I like you as more than a friend" status with someone!

However, I also don't like the undertone set by your statement that "She's overweight, but I can tolerate that for now".

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10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 16:40 ID:4TyTHAyg

OP here. Yes, I know the "overweight" comment was off-color, but since I've never had any sexual contact with a girl before, I don't know if I'll like it or not. I can appreciate BBW but facts are facts: she's at least 30lbs heavier than me and people will notice.

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11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 04:33 ID:INRqCdSv

Careful mate, tongue on the 1st date?

Make sure you bring a condom on the 2nd.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 04:33 ID:INRqCdSv

Careful mate, tongue on the 1st date?

Make sure you bring a condom on the 2nd.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 17:08 ID:3ZSzFbTG

Again, Congradulations, with a few side notes...

I'd say that if you are concerned what people will notice or think, or if you're not sure if you like her, you probably shouldn't have been "asking her for a date" in the first place...

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14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 18:44 ID:Heaven

>>10

I was joking about the fatness. But if that makes you insecure, then do her a favor and break it off.

15 Name: little fox : 2008-03-14 03:58 ID:gFJNZS+V

>>1
This sound much like

It's awesome, It worked!!!

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16 Name: Da PG king : 2008-03-14 21:20 ID:FSZ31B05

>>>1

Wow, 20 years and finally some toungue action by a fat bitch... (snorts to himself)

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17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-14 22:22 ID:Heaven

>>16

> At least your not gay
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18 Name: Da PG king : 2008-03-15 12:11 ID:FSZ31B05

>>17 Naw, its just that hes braggin about kissing a fat girl after being 20 years old...

Now, I could understand it if the girl was like a victoria secrets model or something, no matter how old you are, thats impressive (like a dime out of a dime, hard to find) But a fat bitch? naw, thats retarded.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-15 12:15 ID:GKDAJq/u

I'm asian, my chances of getting a girl are much lower than a white guy >:(

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-15 19:31 ID:jF943nup

I'm a white guy and my chances of getting a girl are much lower than a black guy

21 Name: Da PG king : 2008-03-15 20:03 ID:FSZ31B05

>>19/>>20 Race has nothing to do with it. Im white, and Im always with one girl or another...

Yall need to relax on that shit...

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-16 08:48 ID:9RN+j2o0

yup, it's not about race at all. It's about how appealing you are, and that has nothing to do with race.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-16 16:36 ID:Heaven

>>21
One girl being your right hand, and another being your left.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-19 03:39 ID:4TyTHAyg

OP back. You guys have no idea. Dating a fat girl is much better than its made out to be.

1) She is all over me. Because she's fat she knows she won't get as much male attention as skinny chicks. So she tries hard to be a good girlfriend. I don't know if I'm her first boyfriend but she acts like I am, or her first in a long time.

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25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-19 18:05 ID:Heaven

>>24

Careful, sparky. If she's too into you, that can be a very bad thing if you don't feel the same way.

26 Name: dthncrnge : 2008-03-19 18:15 ID:Isr011bu

>>25 ditto

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-21 07:52 ID:YOa1qPd1

>>25

Bonus points if this thread ends like a horror film.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-21 12:57 ID:Heaven

Triple bonus points if this thread ends like a School Days bad end.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-22 07:47 ID:Heaven

>>27 >>28 Bonus points only awarded if pix are taken.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 00:12 ID:p/ZboPZQ

>>24
OP with the cocky attitude all of a sudden. If you're going to get all analytical on her weight issues, you'd better be prepared to step up and give her that attention she needs, and not just because she'll apparently be a good lay.

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 00:12 ID:p/ZboPZQ

>>24
OP with the cocky attitude all of a sudden. If you're going to get all analytical on her weight issues, you'd better be prepared to step up and give her that attention she needs, and not just because she'll apparently be a good lay.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 05:36 ID:iE7Mf2gk

>>28

Fuck. Yes.

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33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 11:06 ID:GKDAJq/u

Congratulations on getting tongue action.. Too bad, it's from a fucking pig.

it's easy getting a fat girl in bed, if they're bitchy.. slap them around a bit till they shape up.

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-30 19:25 ID:TwcxVtUd

'da PG king' learn English grammar & spelling before you make your animadversity posts, dammit.