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I DONE DID IT. YOU SHOULD READ THIS, ITS SO AMAZING!!! (11)


1 Name: CHA CHING : 2009-04-20 02:10 ID:xHI7J9j1

Alright, so the thing is this: I know this couple that cant be together. The dude is 19, and the girl is 16, and her dad is a cop. Anyways, the dude lives in a group home, and cant see the girl because the dad wont allow it, but they love each other so much. Me, Im accordingly to her, her best friend. So, I figure, like the good businessman that I am, Im going to make a lucrative deal that is going to benefit everyone in the process. I am going to start biking messages from one person to the other for white owl grape cigar blunts. So, they get each other (they cant actually see each other because shes grounded and the dad is hella suspicious (otherwise I would set up a meeting)), and I get White Owl Grape Cigar Blunts, only the greatest in the world. I just wanted to gloat about it a little.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-20 03:37 ID:Heaven

This is, like, very romance related. NOT.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-20 06:17 ID:Heaven

>>2 well, I do find it refreshing to have a different perspective on a troubled relationship, even if it's from the point of view of some random brat ^_^)

It's a bit like a modern Romeo & Juliet/West Side Story, but told by the errand boy.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-20 10:19 ID:Heaven

.....and how old are you?

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-20 14:09 ID:IsoZDeFi

You know, this is beautiful in its own bizarre way.

You know what? Since it's 4/20, I'ma smoke a blunt for you and the star-crossed lovers.

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6 Name: CHA CHING : 2009-04-21 10:55 ID:xHI7J9j1

>5 thanks, I smoked my own though, that thing lasted like 40 minutes.
>4 Im underage, otherwise I would be charging money
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7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-21 11:11 ID:Heaven

>>6

>"I work at McDonald's. Today I served a couple."
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8 Name: H-town Stomper : 2009-04-21 19:50 ID:xHI7J9j1

>>7, okay, good point, allow me to make it romantic then. (And I dont work at McDonalds, I have a job that actually pays more than bumshit).

The girl is slightly emo and slices her arms to make herself feel alive. The guy is a runaway who ended up in the group home because he had no where else to live. They met each other at a football game, and went out for a while until the dad found out. Now, they are trying to meet each other privately, without anyone knowing. Now, I have this other friend, who is head over heels about the girl, but she doesnt care. And hes not the type to get emotional. Finally, shes going out with this other dude on the side, as a cover up for her and the dude she really likes. The cover up dude has no fucking clue though. Romantic enough yet?

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-22 07:47 ID:Heaven

>>6 Sir, you are an errand boy. And errand boys don't work for free. Besides, I'm being charitable to you by calling you a brat. If you were mature and doing these services with compensation, then you'd be an asshole, because you charge someone who considers you the best friend simply for helping in times of hardship. It's ok if you don't understand my point yet, since I think you're still just a brat.

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10 Name: MESSENGAR FROM FUTURELAN : 2009-04-24 19:11 ID:Heaven

Girl get pragnent
Guy get busted by copdad for statutory and does extra time for outstanding warrant.
Copdad and girl stop talking for two decades
Girl moves on, scraping bottom of romance barrel for men that make daddy mad and can keep wood over the sound of screamin babby

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11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-25 01:44 ID:Heaven

>>10
i lol'd much.

>>8

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