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10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2010-03-19 21:35 ID:6Rc33aXV

So, the way this is going, I imagine the rest of her requirements go like this:

second base: Slay the seven-headed Lernaean Hydra. Beware, for destroying any one head will cause two more to grow back in their place.
third base: Travel to the furthest reaches of the Great Forest of Cedar, beyond the seventh mountain range. Destroy the fearsome, mighty guardian Humbaba, son of Hambi, and deliver his head to Enlil, Lord of the Wind.
home run: Defeat the whole host of undying archons and remove the blind god Samael from his great nebulous throne of ignorance, freeing mortal man forever from the tyranny of the flesh.