Penis and Vagina go out for a walk at the beach. While playing around in the sand, Penis trips and has a hard fall, launching a wave of sand into Vagina. Vagina tried to dive into the water in an attempt to wash out the dangerous grain, but was met with a sharp rock to the clitoris. With both agony and pleasure, Vagina writhed in the shallow, rocky waters. Penis scrambled over to Vagina's side and pulled her out of the blue depths, but it was too late; Vagina was infested with crabs. With a girly scream, Penis scampered away, fearing a contraction of Vagina's new affliction. As Vagina cried with the pain of being unable to relieve the itch, many other Penis's and Vaginas gathered around and laughed at the horrendous sight: a sad scene. As they exited the way they came, Vagina continued to die a slow death of itchiness; it wasn't until midnight that Vagina had its final quiff of air. The End.

Tell me what you think, guys. I tried really really hard.