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1 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-06-23 11:27 ID:SYnrVXzv

Do you also think this is just some empty promises?
I don't really get what the software is for, but afais, you only learn to remember where each note on the fretboard is. I don't really get how they can promise to become a 'genius' guitar player in less than 60 minutes, because (in my opinion) that's theoretically and above all theortically impossible.

2 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-06-23 18:44 ID:sZVCVO0C

That whole thing sounds like an infomercial. There's no skill in the world that could be taught in 60 minutes, the human brain just doesn't work that way. Better to spend $30 on some introductory lessons, or find someone who knows how to play and just ask them to show you a few things. Or better yet, just pick it up and try stuff out. Lots of great musicians were self-taught, and no matter how you learn if you can't find a way to have fun on your own you'll never stick with it. Make your aim to enjoy the process of learning rather than trying to get to some particular "level" as fast as you can.

3 Name: Re: Software 2005-07-05 02:16 ID:TsCPlavr

The software isn't designed to teach you technique, rather it tries to help you memorize the fret board.
The guy doesn't maintain his website very well so you can imagine what the software is like... a note on the website:

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4 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-07-07 21:16 ID:LRU0vbuq

Thanks- ;)

5 Name: what a dumbass 2005-07-10 14:08 ID:vvMOLIs0

This man is lying to you... the only way to master the guitar is hours of muscle memmory training and scales.. Ask anyone who plays to debunk this software for you since that dumbass left the links open for public download and .. you will cry at the time you wasted even considering this software.

6 Name: *sigh* 2005-07-10 23:06 ID:rij0CxFO

That is such a crap piece of software...if you could call it that.

7 Name: It's pure Genius 2005-07-11 07:29 ID:1fhxm3wf

Well, I have to disagree with you. The software is truly amazing. Anything that can teach you the entire fretboard in less than an hour is incredible. What you do with that information is upto you. If you have half a brain you will realise this.

8 Name: bubu 2005-07-11 19:22 ID:Heaven

ID:1fhxm3wf is Mike Slaiter.

9 Name: jim 2005-07-12 14:07 ID:gaacksMJ

I tried it. I liked it. I can't say that I memorized it yet but I now know the notes for the entire fretboard. This took a day and a half. I did not know anything before this.

I know that with more time a week or two, I will have the fretboard memorized.

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10 Name: robb 2005-07-15 10:10 ID:Heaven

I have to say it worked for me , Ok I didnt do it in an hour
but I printed it out and took it on holiday with me and learned it at my leasure between beers . and I think im nearly there .
also the technique is usefull for other uses when you need to learn a bunch of bits of info .

11 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-07-15 17:55 ID:PK0tki6M

:( the zips are down

12 Name: ash 2005-07-16 10:25 ID:zJbaMD/1

how do you get it for fee

13 Name: ash 2005-07-16 10:33 ID:zJbaMD/1

i tried ur link but theirs a problem with it can i get it free i need to see if it works {fret2fret is wat im on about}

14 Name: RIPPED OFF!!B7XQbMUL 2005-07-16 18:59 ID:jg150aNP

I ordered the system, it didnt work. I asked for a full refund and nothing. I wouldnt urinate on the man if he was on fire. I wouldnt urinate in his mouth if he was dying of thirst! He's a rip off sont give him any money!

15 Name: Apostolos 2005-07-16 19:03 ID:ih6va+EB

"...become very popular with everyone, especially the opposite sex!"
yeah right this is the reason why I want to learn and play a musical instrument "Mr" Mike Slaiter

16 Name: Apostolos 2005-07-16 19:09 ID:ih6va+EB

I would like to get it for free as well just to see if I will attract any chicks with my new skills learnt from the software according to the dumpass mikey lol

17 Name: Apostolos 2005-07-16 19:12 ID:ih6va+EB

I think LYNX works much better let's stick with it f*ck fret2fret

18 Name: Apostolos 2005-07-16 19:17 ID:ih6va+EB

Thanks guys for the solution to my dillema because I was going to buy from the guy now I more ensured what to do LET'S NOT MAKE THE GUY RICH

19 Name: Voseman 2005-07-17 00:24 ID:27FPfkSP

I went ahead and just paid for it. Figured hey, it's only like $30, and if this guy is smart enough to scam me, good for him. Only one problem. I went ahead and did the Paypal thing, then relized I have no idea where to download the files. I only did it about 40 minutes ago, so should I be expecting an email from the guy with instructions or something? Obviously the zip links don't work anymore......

20 Name: wooty 2005-07-17 07:34 ID:TmrDT6oj

i got it and it didnt work!!!!i want my f**king money back!!

21 Name: donald 2005-07-24 15:51 ID:O62XEqjw

i didnt want to feel like an ass wen i payed 4 it and it was a scam but i got it off limewire search for: fret2fret under programs, havnt tried it yet tho hope this helps!

22 Name: Anthony 2005-07-24 19:16 ID:nFF/Cb1d

i have just sent an e-mail to the guy asking for a 'taster', if it works or if he doesnt send me something ill let you all know

23 Name: bb 2005-07-26 17:58 ID:yB79d/HF

could you explain me what that guy says please?

24 Name: 354657 2005-07-28 13:14 ID:tI2MzpQv

Can someone who got this thing send the zip files to me please?

25 Name: 2005-07-29 00:14 ID:1fhxm3wf

was thinking of buying this but need advice of someone who has it incase its a con can anyone help?

26 Name: rAven 2005-07-29 09:01 ID:uOtcfP3E

thanx guys you really helped me!! that f*ckin guy almost made me buy his programm... EMPTY PROMISSES!!!!
Nervertheless I'd like to test it 4 FREE!!!

27 Name: robin 2005-07-30 15:51 ID:MVeUWmOD

grand claims for lame software. nothing new, just a rehash of what most people would already know! check out the paypal url for a clue where the downloads area is! hint, return= how lame!

28 Name: igor 2005-07-30 17:00 ID:IrbOeY8P

sure, sure, jim, a.k.a. "mike slaiter"

i wanna see how that works ~ send it to me, and when it helped me i'll pay you 50 bucks

29 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-07-31 04:54 ID:Heaven

>>25 and >>7 have the same ID...

30 Name: Outcast_Aussie 2005-08-01 10:43 ID:5Qm40fxX

Here's the info.

I am a 44 year old guy who had his left hand crushed to a bloody pulp in 1983.

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31 Name: andypopa 2005-08-02 21:31 ID:Heaven

What is the name of the program. I would Limewire it too, but what is it called?

32 Name: who gives a shit 2005-08-03 13:27 ID:Heaven

i think the guys a genius for managing to scam so many people u gotta give him credit for that, but what dumbass would want the software there should be no shortcuts in learning to play u shld do it cos u love the instrument not because u wanna get good over nite to score chicks, jimmy page took no short cuts didnt even hav the internet in them days but hey if u can get it for free y not give it a try? and well done to mike woteva for makin some easy cash while it lasted, snoogans!

33 Name: who gives a shit 2005-08-03 13:31 ID:Heaven

wots LYNX man?

34 Name: Hehe...what a dork 2005-08-03 17:23 ID:6yQyOaIh

look..dont do this...there are about 3 other things just like this that shouldnt be hjoined is almost the exact same...dont do it...mike slator is obviously a made up name.

35 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-04 08:10 ID:OfvUY7sy

Dude... interpunctation...

36 Name: 354657 2005-08-04 16:21 ID:rMXxpjqB

OMFG! Don't buy this shit! This is a simple memory technique that every one have heard of atleast a couple of times! I was SOOO close to buy it but then I got to see the program....

A little quote from the program: "The Greeks used memory techniques like this all the time."

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37 Name: basslady 2005-08-04 16:22 ID:6PVE04UA

So, I hear what you're sayin'... Some people think it's a rip off and some don't. I think the sales pitch of the site is cheesy, but he's got a point. If you can memorize the entire fret board - even in a week - you do have an advantage. I started taking lessons shortly before getting the program and it helped me immensely. It was something I did in my spare time, for the hell of it. It was only $30 - cost of one lesson for me - and my bass instructor was impressed with the results. Anyway, just my 2 cents.

38 Name: basslady 2005-08-04 16:25 ID:6PVE04UA

But that's not to say I believe he's a genius inventor or that I wouldn't have tried it free if I knew how! :)

39 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-04 18:24 ID:Heaven

This is a very bizarre thread.

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41 Name: roger 2005-08-05 22:03 ID:s/xSd8eR

the fret2fret guy is a fraud, i think he has a picture of his father posing to be a satisfied customer.

42 Name: MIKE 2005-08-07 22:13 ID:Heaven

ever body on this website thanks a lot i was guna buy this shit but thanks for telin me its crap!!

43 Name: Izzy 2005-08-08 03:50 ID:7p9Ion3O

I just dloaded the free program :D Hahaha poor Mike is stupid enough to allow people to dload it without paying.

Lets see what this is all about.

44 Name: Izzy 2005-08-08 03:52 ID:7p9Ion3O

GIMME A FUCKIN BREAK, the so-called "revolutionary system" is a fuckin Flash application?!

45 Name: !!jHlguvSq (Admin) 2005-08-08 06:43 ID:Heaven

I deleted the direct link to the download site of the program. Seemed too shifty for this board to me. Please refrain from posting direct links to software you are supposed to pay for.

46 Name: Dave 2005-08-08 08:12 ID:5+sf2K+B

Izzy where did u download the free progamme from?

47 Name: !!jHlguvSq (Admin) 2005-08-08 08:29 ID:Heaven

From the link in >>40 which I deleted.

48 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-08 18:08 ID:IbFQKrU7

Posting in a legendary thread.

49 Name: roger 2005-08-08 21:08 ID:QK3cyRfw

Hey Admin only a complete fool would pay for that crummy software, now.

50 Name: jacko 2005-08-08 23:56 ID:TGbb3NTL

hey pop can u email me the zip?

51 Name: Mike Slaiter is a retard 2005-08-09 18:16 ID:lliAQET8

damn wtf this guy is a fuckin retard i mean memorize an entir fret board and bcum a guitar ''genius'' thats is fuckin IMPOSSIBLE

52 Name: Fumble Fingers 2005-08-10 09:23 ID:OlDH7C75

heres the "secret"....the notes on a guitar follow a patern. A, D, G, C, F, A#, D#, G#, C#, F#, B, E, and back to A. This pattern goes vertically down the fret board. Make up a story to memorize it. Just Remember that at the 5th string you need to take the note before what the pattern would suggest. ie. a D, instead of a D#. There you have it. Old Mike here managed to draw it out over a five page 1.8 meg flash file. What a scam. My condolenses to anyone who paid for it.

53 Name: Juice 2005-08-10 16:48 ID:Heaven

Thanks guys, i almost bought from this bastard
, why would u spend 30 bucks for something youll only use for about 40 mins. thats like ordering an online hooker

54 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-12 01:38 ID:H4VUfMpL

Dear Mike, as a representative of a music school association, after taking note of your website, I got very interested in your fret2fret system. Most of the schools that are in our association report recurrent problems of shortage of guitar instructors and as a result of that are understaffed. Therefore, any method that would teach our students how to become genius guitarists in about an hour would be very welcome. If your system is as good as you promise, we may even consider a bulk purchase of 10.000 copies.

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55 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-12 02:01 ID:H4VUfMpL

Think of what you could do with the money of 10.000 copies at 27.99 USD a piece, which totals 279900.00 USD You would emerge with a liberating feeling that will leave you on a high for days, I'm sure. It will not make you a millionaire, but you could buy a porche with it and impress all your friends. You deserve it, for you at fre2fret (or was it fret2fre?) do not do things in halves.

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56 Name: Derek 2005-08-12 05:10 ID:Heaven

sack of horseshit

57 Name: !!XjdwLWBy (Admin) 2005-08-12 07:40 ID:Heaven

I just seem to noticed that this "fret2fret" thing is actually showing the in advertising up top. Anyone thinks we should have it removed from being displayed at 4-ch?

58 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-12 08:46 ID:Heaven


59 Name: pole 2005-08-12 12:16 ID:J+17Qe6U

i tried to limewire it, it did not work

60 Name: slotto 2005-08-12 18:54 ID:Heaven

can someone e-mail a link or the file since posting is obviously not allowed?

61 Name: GCHGA 2005-08-12 20:16 ID:Heaven

I'm worried about the mental capacity of people who expect to learn a musical instrument in less than a few years. YOU DUMB ASSES . . . Some software and books say they can teach you to play it hours or days, but the truth is all they teach you is one tune (and baddly). There is a bid difference between playing a few tunes even, and playing the guitar. I know lots of people who can play lots of bits of tunes well but can't hold a whole tune in a bucket. Oh, I forgot to mention I've been teaching guitar for over 20 years and I'm the founder of a guitar academy.

62 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-13 00:27 ID:H4VUfMpL

Many otherwise normal people with normal mental capacities from time to time act impulsively based on wishful thinking, think "O well, what can I loose, in the worst case only about 30 dollars?" and will try it. All those 30 bucks together will generate quite some money for that Mike, with which he can leave ads with links to his website in all sorts of places on the Internet. Enter the search string "fret2fret" in google and see the hundreds and hundreds of places where he links to his site. I estimate he may already have earned tons this way! In my previous two messages I was K.idding of course, but in this one I am dead serious! Cheers.

63 Name: Ripped off 2005-08-13 05:24 ID:5gNdMWIx

the fret2fret site had a guarantee on the peice of crap "software", but I have now discovered that there's no way to conatact the bums. What a scam! This guy needs to go down

64 Name: are you shitting me? 2005-08-13 21:20 ID:FPXOczlf

you can't be serious .....even if you did learn all the notes....that still doesn't mean you can play.pure bs

65 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-14 02:00 ID:H4VUfMpL

Dear Mike,

This is amazing, I would never have considered this possible if I had not seen it with my own eyes: The cat has learned all the notes on the fretboard in 49 minutes! The animal had never touched a guitar before, but just after having learned these notes, it is playing pieces of Mozart in a way that would make Eric Clapton jealous!

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66 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-14 02:29 ID:H4VUfMpL

Ok, here a serious message again, it seems clear how Mike may have gotten into this money-generating business:

In the google cache, it can still be looked up that he bought a guitar in 2004, after which he intends to start some serious guitar playing:

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67 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-14 04:17 ID:HBMfEB0M

> He hired the copywriter Mike Powers

or they're the same person.

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68 Name: Arsene 2005-08-14 13:31 ID:oajEU8nV

OMG this isn't worth 30 bucks... anyway, you can get it from LimeWire or E-Mule I guess. Just search for fret2fret. It should be around 1,8 MB.

This is really simple stuff you were taught at kindergarten, not something amazing or spectacular. mind you, it may work, but you don't charge 30 bucks for this kids stuff!

69 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-14 13:33 ID:Z/reMyF0

> mind you, it may work, but you don't charge 30 bucks for this kids stuff!

Huh, if it works and brings in money I don't see why not.

70 Name: Azra 2005-08-14 20:34 ID:GKW3xTyt

I don't get it? Has the boat left the docks and I wasn't on it? How is learning all the notes on the fretboard teach you to play any kind of tune let alone make you a rock god? With this so called "guitar knowledge" of his, you can't even play twinkle twinkle little star.
I quote : You will be able to play all of your favourite songs... play their solos... and make your own up — knowing full well you're always playing the right notes." How do you know if you're playing the right notes? You know you're playing A note. You know what the note is called, but how do you know if it's the right one. He offers you no scale or mode diagrams, just a stupid "ancient Greek" method of memorising things faster. I highly doubt that there 2000 years old method involved Danni Devito kicking some football player in the crotch while Cher did a striptease for Castro who wasn't paying attention because he was too busy shaking in his Cuban boots, terrified of Arnold Schwarzeneeger and his two meter long blade.

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71 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-14 21:47 ID:H4VUfMpL

It works for my cat ;-)

72 Name: The new god of guitar 2005-08-16 13:40 ID:V424FIPC

Well guys, I have to tell you...I made it. I have a guitar, I know the fretboard. I can every single note on it!!! YOU won't be able to do so. Just wait for me to steal all great guitarrists of all times all of their fame. Thanks fret2fret...I worked out a great way of easy guitar playing taking all the notes you teached me. Now I can play everything

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73 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-16 14:18 ID:Heaven


lol advertising

74 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-17 00:14 ID:WkR3BqPg

Jesus Christ. You suckers.

75 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-17 01:46 ID:F34aE6MH

come on... i mean seriously. if you want to be good at any kind of insterment it takes more than knowing how to get a series of notes out. the years of practace give you personal Technique that you juest cant get out of a method like this. even if you had copleat control over the instrament and could play any kind of sheet music you are not playing music, as one of my musical thery professers said

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76 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-17 04:54 ID:BHgfXiEx

fret2fret is not a method IMHO. It is just one single mnemonic to learn that one single pattern that Fumble Fingers described above by heart. That's the balloon, the rest is the air in the balloon.

I do think that Mike or his copywriter must have a sense of humor, you can credit him for that at least.

77 Name: Raph 2005-08-17 05:00 ID:VzFdJYYr

don't know if anyone has thought of this: i ya can be I rock god by just memorizing the fretboard, than you could do the same with any other instrument.

you will aslo be a violon-god cuz it has frets... and what if you learnt to memorize each notes on the piano? would you be a chopin-like-god-pianiste-in-45-min?

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78 Name: Raph 2005-08-17 05:22 ID:VzFdJYYr

something new: check out this shit

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79 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-17 20:38 ID:H4VUfMpL

Probably this feedback is from the programmer who earned the 50 bucks?

See also:

80 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-17 20:43 ID:H4VUfMpL

Aha, on 25 April he made this description, that is probably about his system:

81 Name: Nate-X 2005-08-17 22:46 ID:+W1pcogs

This amazing secret is simply that from the low E to the A, from the A to the D, from the D to the G, and from the B to the high E there are five half-steps, and four half steps between the G and the B string.

His breakthrough is the pattern they follow, which you could have figured out for yourself if you didn't already know this:

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82 Name: Sebelious 2005-08-18 15:03 ID:DNiAqknD

To be fair all this fret2fret program does is give u a guided explaination to all the notes on a guitar. I'd say if u don't kno how to download stuff and u don't kno anyone who can explain it then it's probably worth the money.

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84 Name: Lish 2005-08-19 18:20 ID:Heaven

thanx all of u? kind people

thought it could be interesting...

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85 Name: Owned 2005-08-20 12:16 ID:LEfQJQdY

Lesson of the day: never trust google ads, this guy needs some serious sodimising. But come on, in this day in age full of 10 year old hackers and p2p programs, who pays for anything off the interenet!

86 Name: Vegio 2005-08-20 14:35 ID:Heaven

Thanks for posting the download link Bassist.

When I first saw his site, I also found it very amateur looking, but still I was a bit curious.

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87 Name: DaZeD 2005-08-20 15:35 ID:YD9+T2gO

I've just started playing guitar and it's tempting when I found the fret2fret website but it sounded so awful; seriously if a guy can fill that much space with just basically saying'you will be a master guitarist with this' then he must talk shite.

88 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-20 18:34 ID:BHgfXiEx

Here is an uncyclopedia article on the fret2fret system, feel free to contribute to it!

89 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-20 20:27 ID:P0nrwNsR


lololol GOOD JOB!

90 Name: !!jHlguvSq (Admin) 2005-08-20 20:28 ID:Heaven

Okay, last warning: No direct links to free download places for pay software! Next one warrants a ban.

91 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-20 22:17 ID:BHgfXiEx

See also:

92 Name: Christiaan van Hemert 2005-08-21 15:37 ID:1nskVaqH

Haha, I was laughing my ass of when I read his webpage. So what he is actually explaining is the circle of fifths?!!! I was wondering what his big "secret" could be, I was hoping for some kind of recipe to make a drug which would genetically alter your DNA to sound like Eric Clapton, hey I would pay 30 bucks for that. I am a professional musician (violinist, composer, conductor) and a musical theory teacher and I have been practicing my instrument for over 20 years for 4 to 6 hours a day and I was listening to a live recording sent to me by the record company that is planning to market it and I was disgusted hearing myself at times on this cd; thus: practice, practice, practice for many more years to come :) If you want some solid theory explanations visit . It is totally free and most of the stuff is good. I wrote it like when I was eightteen and there are some things that need to be changed but it can still help people who want to know about some basic music theory!

93 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-21 16:42 ID:BHgfXiEx

You are right, it is the circle of fifths! Plus a simple basic mnemonic to memorize it, which he claims to be his invention! But do not tell anyone, for it is a secret ;-)

94 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-21 23:24 ID:5/YC9St4

I cannot believe some of you thought of buying fret2fret when it is such an obvious con. It only makes me think of producing my own wanky product with fantastic claims.

95 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-22 00:04 ID:H4VUfMpL

Unpopular Popstar, I was thinking of exactly that, and then donate the hundreds of thousands of dollars it would generate to some charity.

96 Name: HellAwaits 2005-08-22 04:42 ID:4eNWCmmB

Basically...from reading these testimonials..this is what you have to learn!!!!!!!

Bass go here!!

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97 Name: HellAwaits 2005-08-22 04:46 ID:4eNWCmmB

I'm sorry...its my bad!!! its DEFINATELY worth a check out

98 Name: HellAwaits 2005-08-22 04:49 ID:4eNWCmmB

me i feel like an idiot for giving u guys the wrong name for the site AGAIN.....its fuckin """"""""""""" thats it!!!!! dammit

99 Name: jromsway 2005-08-22 05:38 ID:cQeiLpRX

can any send me that zip file so that i could teach my cats and dogs in 45 minutes. Plz. send the zip to my add.

100 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-22 08:15 ID:Heaven

> Unpopular Popstar

That's just the default Anonymous name on here, i.e. what appears as your name when you don't put anything in there.
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101 Name: James 2005-08-22 11:46 ID:98oNSY6s

Since ordering Fret2Fret I am at the top of my game! This software is incredible! I now know all the notes on my air guitar. I have just aquired an agent and have signed a contract as an opening act for Poison. Fret2Fret you have changed my life!

102 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-22 13:22 ID:Heaven

That "software" is about as incredible as your propoganda sales skills, idiot !

I'm making bets that you're Mike Slaiter.

103 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-22 14:07 ID:HBMfEB0M

> on my air guitar.

I think he's kidding.

104 Name: 102 2005-08-22 14:23 ID:Heaven

WHOOPS. My righteous ass didn't see that ^^;

105 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-22 16:02 ID:BHgfXiEx

James and others, I added your comment to a new Testimonials section in the article on uncyclopedia:

I hope others will also add fictive testimonials :-)

106 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-23 01:23 ID:BHgfXiEx

See also this thread on another board:

I also linked to this board from there!

107 Name: Elementality182 2005-08-23 21:29 ID:X5XirW7C

Wow...what a total load of shit! I was reading it, I was interested when I saw the link here, but reading that pitch... Total shit from a person totally full of shit.

108 Name: Elementality182 2005-08-23 21:30 ID:X5XirW7C

Wow...what a total load of shit! I was reading it, I was interested when I saw the link here, but reading that pitch... Total shit from a person totally full of shit.

109 Name: Elementality182 2005-08-23 21:31 ID:X5XirW7C

Sorry for the double triple...

110 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-24 21:06 ID:H4VUfMpL

Yet another thread, here it is mentioned Mike Slaiter also has an amazing way of doing... horse betting :-)))

111 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-24 21:47 ID:H4VUfMpL

Good grief, here someone does fall for it:

112 Name: gengreko 2005-08-25 16:41 ID:xpIVc799

i read the site and i thougt it was quite funny.....what kind of a dumbass would actually fall for all that propaganda and even if they did why would they pay for it? any software that you have to pay for can be downloaded for free on limewire

113 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-25 18:57 ID:H4VUfMpL

Another thread on it, I must admit it is a way to become famous!

BTW, here is that horse betting thing, you think this is the same Mike Slaiter? ;-)

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116 Name: rockn2theblues 2005-08-29 18:53 ID:q73cSZRS

Thanks, I went and got it for free. I read the story, went up and down the fret board a few times and now I know what notes I am playing. It works! The story is so wacky it has to work and I find myself laughing as I realize what note I am on.

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117 Name: tommybluehouse 2005-08-29 19:32 ID:q73cSZRS

Yeah I got the software and it works great.

I'm certain this is the software that Clapton and BB King used.

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118 Name: bassman 2005-08-30 04:48 ID:YWJ0JCgS

>>>>BTW, here is that horse betting thing, you think this is the same Mike Slaiter? ;-)

One and the same. Here'e the whois for out2u and fret2fret. I was checking the bluepower whois to see if he by some chance the domain was owned by the same person, but if it is, he was at least smart enough to use a straw buyer.

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119 Name: Kenneth Idding 2005-08-31 16:42 ID:BHgfXiEx

Good idea, bassman, that is very clear!

120 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-08-31 22:07 ID:Heaven

>>25 == >>7

121 Name: critic 2005-09-03 21:30 ID:jmYCu8rp

Mike Slaiter must be a genius. Within 34 minutes I was telepathically playing my telecaster from at least a ten metre range. I may increase that to 20 by tomorrow. I am thinking of trying a couple of his supplement products; cheek2cheek for champion ballroom dancing tuition in 60 minutes. Or was it some kind of aphrodisiac for homosexual couples? Also try bet2regret, it cured my gambling addiction. 60 bucks all in. Con artist.

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123 Name: Osíris 2005-09-18 10:01 ID:73x5urrs

Oh Come on!!!
The secret is bullshit!!!
Make me laugh!!!
I was wondering what the fuck is this so called "secret", and then you talk about a pre-school kid theory...

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126 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-09-23 11:30 ID:Heaven


127 Name: 2005-09-24 08:52 ID:YrmjkW/r

How is that some say it is and others declar it isnt a worthy nor ligitament also those that curse its truth has it been determined most of those are dissatisfyed purchasers, isnt there someone who has purchased this material make it available
on a website for those who wish to chalenge its integrity. I also am unclear and uncertain and more confussed by the comparisons. This appears to be like George W Bush Verses Jim Keery in politics you never get absolute truth olny versions

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128 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-09-24 13:48 ID:URt8YBmL

It is a pile of crap. There are no shortcuts to musical prowess, only hard work.

On a side note:

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131 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-10-11 20:54 ID:Heaven

wai wai! dqn dqn!

132 Name: boss 2005-10-12 17:03 ID:nsAOEJld

Use link and choose exe file from list. I guess that`s what is this discussion about ;)

133 Name: Darkshot 2005-10-18 22:06 ID:uzKvA754

I have never touched a guitar in my life (but really want to learn), lets see if this program is going to teach me anything (like his so called 7 year old son did). And yeah I'm going to download it for free on that stupid link. Seriously, how could he overlook that...

134 Name: Fiery Hydra 2005-10-30 03:44 ID:EXOhh4FU

Here is the link.

I just downloaded it. $30 is way too expensive; but I think the technique is very good!

135 Name: Hard Vark 2005-10-30 20:24 ID:Heaven

Thanks Boss,

Just downloaded F2F. I can't help thinking that this is a variation of the "magic number sequence". In this system, the scales were chopped into smaller pieces and given numbers. The numbers were in the form of a telephone number, which was easily remembered. The idea was that you just followed the numbers, it worked really well, still does I suppose.

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136 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-11-03 00:17 ID:Heaven

Wow, this thread is 16th on google for "fret2fret"

137 Name: dave-o 2005-11-05 20:47 ID:Qr+dbUG0

cats and dogs learning to play guitar in only 45 minutes...yeah, that could happen
(however, I heard there's this great product out there that can teach people to play in like an hour or something...I think it's called fred-to-fred...

138 Name: choonta 2005-11-13 05:40 ID:GRkz6tNv

Apparently Mike must like to play golf in his spare time when not thinking up astounding brain-power methods... Sandy Lyle and J Haas are some of the testimonials on his site. Knob.

139 Name: kamil 2005-11-13 18:56 ID:6UOlc2D2

Lets took his "software" and delete last two frets (also delete some arnold and deni devito).So we can sell it as "supreme bass playing software you ll be better than flea!" for only 25.99...

140 Name: school of rock 2005-11-15 14:58 ID:Heaven

what a joke! nooooo way anyone is taching anything for that! i'm glad i didn't give a fuckin penny for the shit, cause on, he leaved it open, and we could download it for free.
maybe it's because i'm from norway i didn't understand the shit, but this guy said his son on only 7 teached this, and i'm twelve, and i understand english. helooo...

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141 Name: fendermaster 2005-11-15 15:01 ID:Heaven

i was disappointed about the fret2fret. not only could you download it for free, but it sucked.

142 Name: Dubs 2005-11-16 00:14 ID:lKgeyrHy

I got it for free cause the sucka didn't close the files for public download.

I think it's not very bad indeed but (its just another way to do it), i play and my own technique is much better than this one. How can this guy ask for 30 $? its just fuckin crazy!!!

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143 Name: Mihac 2005-11-20 22:44 ID:y2GEWWMU

I don't think the technique sucks. It really helps remembering the notes very quickly by using that "imagination strategy" I've often heard about on TV. It is certainly more effective than trying to learn all the notes by heart.
But you must not make the mistake of thinking, once you've learnd all the notes, that you can play like Steve Vai or Eric Clapton. This is totally unrealistic. In fact this method only helps remembering the fretboard, it doesn't teach anything about technique or speed. Don't believe everything the guy writes on his page ("play any chord in any shape anywhere on the guitar neck in the speed of light" for example).

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144 Name: homie 2005-11-20 22:46 ID:y2GEWWMU

I don't think the technique sucks. It really helps remembering the notes very quickly by using that "imagination strategy" I've often heard about on TV. It is certainly more effective than trying to learn all the notes by heart.
But you must not make the mistake of thinking, once you've learnd all the notes, that you can play like Steve Vai or Eric Clapton. This is totally unrealistic. In fact this method only helps remembering the fretboard, it doesn't teach anything about technique or speed. Don't believe everything the guy writes on his page ("play any chord in any shape anywhere on the guitar neck in the speed of light" for example).

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145 Name: I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. 2005-11-23 09:34 ID:8NAlYrtO

If you fall for this shit you deserve to be ripped off.

146 Name: oriol 2005-11-26 11:20 ID:Heaven

i'm from barcelona and i've heard about this "incredible and amazing" technique. i'm not believing it, anyway i'd like to try iy cause i'm playing the bass and now i want to learn how to plat the guitar. could someone send me the files¿? tahnks a lot.

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147 Name: Stevie 2005-11-26 13:47 ID:dZMfWg7G

And, would you believe, the link on the third post of this site is still allowing
you to download it for free!!!!

148 Name: sue 2005-11-29 21:36 ID:SrmrECNg

does anyone know a quick technique for learning how to play chords easily?

149 Name: harryzona 2005-12-01 18:36 ID:fDg79d6S

use this with the exe.

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150 Name: Jerry 2005-12-05 05:09 ID:Heaven

That's the link is working now, go ahead and download the shit. Try this Mike:

Arnold is F*cking B.B.King, Devito y f*cking Cher, Fidel and Einstein are watching but at the end, somebody is going to F*CK YOU FOR BEING A F*CKING THIEF!!!

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151 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-12-05 14:45 ID:yLMXeLyI


〜' ____( ゚Д゚)< GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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152 Name: Jerry 2005-12-05 17:13 ID:Heaven

Stupid Americans!!!

153 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-12-05 17:20 ID:yLMXeLyI

I'm Norwegian.
PS Censorship is for idiots.

154 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-12-05 23:07 ID:Heaven

i think he meant to write fucking, fucking, fuck, fucking, ass and shit

but don't quote me on that

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155 Name: tanda 2005-12-06 00:34 ID:xQWK/EYA

fret2fret load of shite downloaded it from limewire for free
just get a book and do it properly

156 Name: zzzzzar 2005-12-10 20:19 ID:cvKC0yh+

This addy works:

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158 Name: Grimbe 2005-12-14 06:07 ID:zuHNzSHZ


159 Name: Damn It to hell 2005-12-16 05:01 ID:k0Fa/hJx

I am only 14 years of age and I was thinking of buying this. And now I find out it's just a big piece of 5 page crap. Lately I have been unhappy because the one thing I love doing I don't think I will have a future in. Then I hear about this thing and I was all excited at the fact that soon I could be playing like my idols. And now I find out that my dream may never come true. I can't wait to dance on your grave you bastard.

160 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-12-16 06:24 ID:Heaven

your dream may still come true if you practice enough and get yourself some fine marketing.

161 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2005-12-16 17:20 ID:Heaven

You can become Big In Japan™!

162 Name: Damn It to hell 2005-12-17 10:18 ID:k0Fa/hJx


That makes me feel a little better.

163 Name: Monkey Master 2005-12-19 21:59 ID:qNTiBMds

Dis program is off the HOOK! And it made my penis bigger!

164 Name: Oo 2005-12-19 22:19 ID:AzIS8IHj

looks like mike spent more time writing how amazing his programme is than writing the programme itself..

165 Name: Aussie 2005-12-21 03:59 ID:2AlpFv/t

I just got this 'progressive rhythm guitar''by gary turner and brenton white' book to teach me the basics its really good anyone could write it i think but its worth teaching yourself as much as you can before you have lessons to save money.

166 Name: Jim Coleman 2005-12-21 14:51 ID:Heaven

Could you send me the email address for Mike Slaiter? I want to write him about his fret2fret system. Thanks.

167 Name: Jim Coleman 2005-12-21 15:20 ID:Heaven

Do you have an email address for Mike Slaiter? I want to write him about his system. Thanks.

168 Name: Monkey Master 2005-12-21 19:14 ID:qNTiBMds

YEAH! Dis program is MAD phat yo!

It's da jizza in da hizzouz!

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169 Name: new!!1D/F/Apa 2005-12-21 20:04 ID:5onRnXkj

Some things are so amazing they blow you away, you never forget them, they are IMPRINTED in your mind....but fret2fret is not one of those things. TRUE!!!

170 Name: MG 2005-12-21 20:12 ID:Heaven
for free

171 Name: MG 2005-12-21 20:13 ID:Heaven
for free

172 Name: K 2005-12-24 15:51 ID:4GQKmJFm

hahahaha the site sux that bad??? wow, thanks XD

173 Name: bariong 2005-12-25 03:52 ID:pQm8Lld6

sucked up..the software is bull and its too expensive.. anyway its sth exciting..hehehe

174 Name: me 2006-01-04 00:12 ID:Heaven

175 Name: J andrews 2006-01-07 04:33 ID:iccTqobl

one day my mate dave gave me a guitar ..then he told me about fret2fret then i became a guitar god at the local old people home ..then my parents sent me to a mental institution for having an imaginary friend called dave

176 Name: jamin 2006-01-08 19:03 ID:fcvebBUG

hi i am thinking about buy the software but has any1 here bought it before and if so plz tell whether i should or not

thx :)

177 Name: jamin 2006-01-08 19:03 ID:fcvebBUG

hi i am thinking about buy the software but has any1 here bought it before and if so plz tell whether i should or not

thx :)

178 Name: jamin 2006-01-08 19:23 ID:fcvebBUG

LOL! i almost bought it but i then noticed the link..........sighs i really wish i could play like clapton or kurt.

anyone have some REAL! ways to improve?

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179 Name: Fredrik 2006-01-08 20:20 ID:kiPdP0PZ

Hah, I got the program for free, now I just have to sit down and look trough it. It may be a pile of crap, but I think I can get a tip or two helping me with the guitarplay.

Learning the fretboard would be awesome.

180 Name: Paul 2006-01-08 23:15 ID:jnDVtDXT

I just downloaded this crap for free to see what all the fuss was about. I couldn't delete the shit quick enough from my PC. I have been playing for 12 years, and this is the biggest load of shit I have ever seen. This guy is a total WANKER and a rip off to any sucker who paid for it!!

181 Name: Steve 2006-01-09 03:31 ID:7IlRooNJ

I downloaded this thing and I get a ".exe" file (what the fuck is that?). My Mac tries to open in Photoshop and then it gives me a message that it has a bad droplet and won't open. Is this a bad file or does it only work on PCs?

182 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2006-01-09 14:43 ID:Heaven

couldn't run it on my freebsd amd64 system either...

> $ ./guitar.exe
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183 Name: Jiggs 2006-01-10 01:16 ID:lxB8SgNF

Fret2Fret is an okay program
i downloaded the flash player thing and wasted 40 minutes of my life
now i kinda know the fretboard the system of fret2fret is so damn confusing

184 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2006-01-10 16:19 ID:Heaven

>>183 is giving me a headache.

185 Name: mike slaiter 2006-01-11 18:26 ID:ybUdywaj

the notes explained:

186 Name: winter.solstice 2006-01-12 05:43 ID:QOl1KCql


187 Name: what??? 2006-01-14 18:13 ID:5ag8LLyP

the 'SECRET order of notes'?!?! thats the circle of fifths!
i know all the theory around this but my guitar playing sucks, if what he's saying is true than any kid who's taken gcse music would be able to 'play like clapton and hendrix' even if they'd never touched a guitar before!

188 Name: fabs 2006-01-15 12:22 ID:d1+SvWlU

well i just downloaded it from that zip. i learnt the notes, but im definately no bass god yet. learnin the notes isnt going to make you good. i gotta say its a peice of shit software. Now i can walk away knowing that ive wasted 10 minutes of my life when i could have played a few songs.

189 Name: x!sJh8mwqDUo!!1D/F/Apa 2006-01-17 05:45 ID:Z0w4VOUF

Go back to the site and get the /guitar.hqx
That one works for Mac.

190 Name: Steve 2006-01-19 02:22 ID:Heaven

The .hqx works on the Mac. It looks pretty damn hokey to me, thanks for saving me $30 (not that I was actually going to buy it).

191 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2006-01-20 01:03 ID:UGNIwWQI

thank fuck i read this, i was gonna buy it ffs.

192 Name: Dennis Revell 2006-01-23 11:59 ID:Heaven

Pick a note a day.

Say, THE C# at the 2nd string, 2nd fret: 2/2 for short. Work out in your head where it is everywhere else on the guitar, that would be:

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193 Name: guitar player 2006-01-24 16:24 ID:ATtg0v/8

why buying fret2fret if you can comfortably download it from its own site?

194 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2006-01-24 18:32 ID:Heaven

Good question, >>193.

195 Name: Hey 2006-01-25 17:19 ID:Heaven

That Slaiter guy is such a dumbfuck.

He's like explaining the mystery of the succes of being a guitar god in a stupid FLASH application, not to mention in 5 pages?
Really man what were you thinking, to make a program to rip off gullible people?

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196 Name: andrei 2006-01-25 19:35 ID:AQMAtz2Z

the whole thing is that he filled his page with a crap load of... crap ( :) ) and every beguiner guitarist got excited. so every 12yr old starts bothering his/hers parents to buy them the thing. => mike make money 4 free.. its just like me n my band. we put like... 0.30 $ per ticket to our concert and the whole highschool comes and we make like 50Ş bucks (in my country, romania, that is allot). the whole difference is that we can actually play :)

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197 Name: xerxes 2006-02-08 19:48 ID:vSJerqeS

yeah...that fret2fret flash thing really pointless....waste of time, learned nothing worth spending 30 bux on. good thing I found all the links you posted before i ended up paying for it lol

198 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2006-02-09 10:01 ID:Heaven

bumping a legendary thread.

wait, not i'm not, because this thread is closed. come again kthx.

199 Name: joms 2006-02-15 05:03 ID:mF+Vs41D

the link to the program is still in #3 if the moderator wanted to delete it too.

200 Name: MiMichael 2006-02-16 21:09 ID:Heaven

it's a pc application. Seems like you can only run it on 32's not 64's.

Happy Happy Shitheads CEO's At Intel and AMD--got a lot of games and applications that i need to run on my old machine. Waste of space and clear old stupidty on your side; not making all the"old" stuff backward compatible.

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201 Name: ♪ ☆ Unpopular Popstar ☆ ♪ 2006-02-20 19:28 ID:FuMjSS0w

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
     |    /       boon
      ( ヽノ

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202 Name: mordecai 2006-02-23 06:31 ID:T0TS6+Wy

everybody's saying how he's a dumbass, but think of all the people that actually bought it, and not this elite group here that were smart enough to know it's bullshit. he's probably nice and cozy now from all the dumbasses that bought it.

203 Name: hank 2006-02-24 15:31 ID:GnLyog3W

To get it for free try limewire...

204 Name: hank 2006-02-24 15:45 ID:GnLyog3W

I downloaded it and have read thru it fast.

I don't see anything that deserves the very angry comments here - well, except maybe for his overselling the concept to an insane degree on his website.

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205 Name: paul 2006-02-25 19:05 ID:YP0r3Zqy

i can now play like brian may after buying fret2fret. all of my friends say i am the best they've ever heard. i am not related to mike slaiter

206 Name: Mike Slaiter 2006-02-26 17:57 ID:Heaven

hey Paul, thanks for trying to stick up for me and my product, but why do you claim not to be related to me anymore??? Don't you have the guts to tell them you're my brother-in-law? Or did something happen between you and Sally?
Call me after work, okay?

207 Name: aidan 2006-02-27 22:14 ID:Heaven

Hey from trinidad in d caribbean,i mean of $30US thats $180. in my country.this is a waste,but it did help me a bit.this program should be free!!!

208 Name: Felipe : 2006-03-04 03:22 ID:VotwSPr4

lol this is such a rip off, i was sooo into it at first, i was thinking "amazing, how can i possible lose" then i wanted to see if i could get it for free, and no web site has ever heard of it then i typed it in google and found this fourm, thx god i didnt buy it

209 Name: Felipe : 2006-03-04 03:31 ID:VotwSPr4

lol this is such a rip off, i was sooo into it at first, i was thinking "amazing, how can i possible lose" then i wanted to see if i could get it for free, and no web site has ever heard of it then i typed it in google and found this fourm, thx god i didnt buy it

210 Name: Bob : 2006-03-04 07:29 ID:KtifagQT

It is true, he is a con-artist and the 'software' is only a 5 page flash player that tells you to remember an actors name for each note. D is Danny Devito, A is Arnold Swartzenneger. So remember he says, Arnold is holding Danny Devito up by the legs.... (A is next to D, strings are tuned to a fourth, Duh.)

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211 Name: Bob : 2006-03-04 07:40 ID:KtifagQT

Look at

same mugshot of Mike Slaiter but here he is a cat lover. Same page layout, different text, another ripoff.

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212 Name: Bob : 2006-03-16 01:16 ID:KtifagQT

Followup: disputed the transaction with paypal and got a refund.

Apparantly cat-lover/advanced guitarist slaiter doesn't even respond to paypals dispute e-mails, as he is making quite enough. And if you all are looking for a piece of software that really DOES teach you the fretboard, I discovered "Absolute Fretboard Trainer".

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213 Name: suka : 2006-03-17 04:58 ID:h7ZrknOV

this is bull shit

214 Name: Rock Man : 2006-03-20 04:38 ID:JcDxp+iO

Ok guys, here is the link, copy and paste this to the address bar. Once you are there go to the 2nd result page at the bottum and click guitar.exe or bass.exe. Thats the software, a flash. Some of you might say it helps. But if you payed for that $30 stuff, you would be very mad. Did anyone buy this? If you did, did you get all those free gifts that are supposed to be worth $300?

215 Name: Rock Man : 2006-03-20 04:42 ID:JcDxp+iO

oops i forgot to put the link
here it is.

216 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-03-21 11:33 ID:Heaven

can we please stop posting in this legendary thread? or at least sage when you post? there's nothing new that can possibly be added here. the internet thanks you.

217 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-03-22 12:04 ID:Heaven

They are all coming from google.
They have no clue what is going on.

218 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-03-24 14:16 ID:6H+j0vRi

4-ch is for idiots.

219 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-03-25 12:20 ID:Heaven

there's one now

220 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-05 08:47 ID:y6NyTmzl

Google have been notified.

221 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-05 09:54 ID:Heaven

Can we please permasage this thread?

222 Name: Alex : 2006-04-11 19:00 ID:nYV+sVzo

This fret2fret program is total bullshit....
the last graphic is useful but the method is so CRAP !!!
i'd rather spend a million hours on my guitar

223 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-13 11:08 ID:Heaven


go do that, then, and while you're at it quick fucking bumping noobs.

224 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-13 18:32 ID:IdvO4wpX

Ok! ...(strum)(strum)(strum)

225 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-18 06:06 ID:Ebe0sYsN

Well I just reviewed the software, and yes for me it's a BIG stretch to learn in 60 mins, or in 1 day for that matter. Like others have said, it's just a memory concept ... that can be applied to other things in life, but for me ... not worth $30. Glad I did have to purchase it. Scam??? yes and no, depends on if you think you can actually apply this concept without going stir crazy. I have been playing guitar for 20 yrs, and this is not much help for me. Easiest way to get it is, P2P software.

226 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-19 10:21 ID:Heaven

dude, if you've been playing for 20 years and don't know the fretboard inside out and backwards, give up now. no software is gonna help you.

227 Name: Fooled_chick : 2006-04-20 01:47 ID:VJYAQjNM

SO I tried the fucking thing, and guess what! I think I'm riped off! Damn it! this sucks! I knew this was a bad Idea, I love the guitar and I first believed it but I was like naahh I can learn it slowly cause thats fair, but then I wanted to learn to play the guitar faster and faster, so u know that paypall regestresion they have. Well Its bull! It asks u to write information and then it doesnt ask u to write a password and after u give em your info it leads u to a page where you have to write your user name AND pasword but they dont even ask you for the password or email it to you!!! Fuck! THis shit sucks! I'm ashamed of my self know.

228 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-24 20:14 ID:2Dq4281a

On "Japan Video Topics", the long running series of videos produced by Japan's Ministry of Foriegn Affairs to promote tourism, the inventor of Yamaha's EZ-AG Guitar (no strings, light up frets) said that when he was learning to play the guitar, he was "having great difficulty learning chords". That's why he created the EZ-AG.

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229 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-04-25 06:44 ID:Heaven

Only as funny as you people finding it easier to bump the thread than to let it die the death it should've died months ago?

230 Name: wannabe : 2006-04-26 09:01 ID:/EN+9mTL

thanks everyone for venting on this. i would have spent money on what would have been a piece of crap. special thanks to "hellawaits" for adding in the website that just shows you the notes and where they are located on the guitar. some people like myself are self teaching and just need something to look at and learn. one question is there any advice that any of you can give for finger techniques to help with eye-hand coordination. any help much obliged. just started 1 week ago and would like some advice from you experienced folk. thanks

231 Name: Fretmasters : 2006-04-28 16:46 ID:qR4rGXAF

Check out this instead of fret2fret, it's much cheaper and much better. Go to to see what I mean.

232 Name: Fretmasters : 2006-04-28 16:47 ID:qR4rGXAF

Check out this instead of fret2fret, it's much cheaper and much better. Go to to see what I mean.

233 Name: Guitar Lessons : 2006-04-29 10:35 ID:xURkAdAI

Download our software for FREE which has a fretboard trainer and chord and scale library.
UNLIKE fretboard warrior - you can practice the entire fretboard without having to pay. If you shoudl decide to make a donation then we give you access to tons of stuff... and we've now included a mnemonic memory technique like Fret2Fret - only better! ha!

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234 Name: Guitar Lessons : 2006-04-29 10:37 ID:xURkAdAI

sorry... link is

235 Name: Lol dont bother : 2006-04-29 22:04 ID:eCIK28/u

Type in fret2fret on limewire and you got it!

I got it, and saved myself 30$.

236 Name: Magnus O. : 2006-05-01 21:46 ID:l+WgRj6s

this is probably the whole method :)

237 Name: si : 2006-05-04 19:18 ID:c9nPUN18

this isnt software dont download this shit.limewire,programs get it for free and have a laugh.

238 Name: Derek : 2006-05-07 10:45 ID:UmAMxuNV

Most people would know all the notes on a piano within an hour. But they would still have no idea how to play the very simplest tune. Same with the guitar. Knowing where the notes are is a basic reference, and little more.

239 Name: joe : 2006-05-08 05:13 ID:54hhhZc3

ive been playing guitar since i was 10 and i turn 19 in a little over a week, its something i take very seriously and enjoy, you cant teach someone how to play guitar by showing them where the notes on on a fret board, if guitar was that easy and if youre like 60 something maybe you could of told kirt cobain the secert to guitar because i think he sucked and im tired of people telling me how god he was, one more nirvana song i might shot my self in the head

240 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-05-09 10:21 ID:Heaven

go do so please.

241 Name: Truxa : 2006-05-09 20:38 ID:MlIjtjaE

is there a version to mac? for this fret2fret? kuz i wana tryit for free but i dunno if i can find any program for mac.

242 Name: Fretmasters : 2006-05-11 19:38 ID:cbijcJ3Q

Yes there is, it's just a flash program.

243 Name: FinalStraw : 2006-05-12 21:52 ID:r7/f8AZi

Well.... If you want to know for sure, and this should end this whole thread...

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244 Name: Jt : 2006-05-15 19:09 ID:mkWX+hbk

What if I told you all that I could teach you the entire fretboard in 5 minutes? If you know your ABC's it's not so hard.

245 Name: MiG : 2006-05-15 19:59 ID:q5dWC86s

it's bloggs like these that make blogging socially acceptable

246 Name: EC : 2006-05-16 11:40 ID:q0FRJCzR

As a pro guitarist, I have been playing the guitar not for 45 minutes, but for about 45 years now, and I still do not consider myself a genius guitar player. Am I a dumb asshole ? Or am I right in suggesting that fine guitar playing comes with lots of talent plus many many years of never ending learning and training, and NOT with just spending thirty bucks and one hour of memorising the fretboard.

247 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-05-16 14:37 ID:ukKS1Lwd


This is not a blog. Blogs are soap boxes where some guy gets up and holds speeches, and others cheer him on. 4-ch is:

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248 Name: J : 2006-05-18 09:14 ID:7oPJvFFK

the method vali but his advertising is misleading you obviously have to make an effort

249 Name: madguitar : 2006-05-19 16:09 ID:8cIQIFTk

Well i don´t bealive in fret to fret but bealive in this one i download their demo and this really helps learning the fretboard, but not only you also train your ear capabilities!

250 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-05-19 18:39 ID:BvjXJaPB


251 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-05-19 18:44 ID:BvjXJaPB


252 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-05-19 18:50 ID:BvjXJaPB

>>12 Here is the download site. Try it for yourself.

253 Name: Malicious artist : 2006-05-19 21:23 ID:E1U8toj5

WTF!!!! I actually believed this jerk ass! he deserve to be smited down, what a whore.. -_-

254 Name: madguitar : 2006-05-20 13:12 ID:8cIQIFTk

what about anybody tyed it yet? free to download and try!

255 Name: Cyber Ninja : 2006-06-01 22:33 ID:JmWlz3W5

Fair play to the guy for doing this...although if any of you are intrested, heres a link to his entire picture folder (this does include other scams of his along with drugs).


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256 Name: Cyber Ninja : 2006-06-01 22:33 ID:JmWlz3W5

Fair play to the guy for doing this...although if any of you are intrested, heres a link to his entire picture folder (this does include other scams of his along with drugs).


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257 Name: Cyber Ninja : 2006-06-01 22:34 ID:JmWlz3W5

Sorry for the double post. I was just laggin' abit there...

258 Name: FretMasters : 2006-06-06 15:06 ID:QoU6o+6d

FretMasters is much better and cheaper.

259 Name: bgcnfgn xdg : 2006-06-12 05:21 ID:ZMlPJtX1

does it acctually come with all those extras and do they work?

260 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-06-12 16:38 ID:Heaven


261 Name: eelo : 2006-06-14 22:26 ID:FVb2ngrf

eyy people..
its just another guy who is trying to make some bucks..
its shamefull how some people kan be..

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262 Name: ViRuS-T : 2006-06-16 10:13 ID:MSiuZj/t


263 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-06-17 12:37 ID:Heaven

WTF people are STILL bumping this fucking thread? GTFO.

264 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-06-17 12:41 ID:6+rj6sq7

dis thread rulez!

265 Name: Fretmasters : 2006-06-17 12:44 ID:sxYIFP8U

Sure Does

266 Name: Muckraker : 2006-06-21 21:18 ID:eRFxxFN5

I'm just posting to piss off the guy who keeps bitching about bumping this thread! LOL!

267 Name: Muckraker : 2006-06-21 21:38 ID:eRFxxFN5

If you're interested in software that can teach you to master the guitar in less than 60 minutes, I have something you'll really love: Magic Beans!

Hurry, though. A major bean grower is offering me so much for them, they may not be available much longer!!!

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268 Name: guitar god : 2006-06-21 23:39 ID:+G3/BN8G

im am a proffesional giutarist, i have been on tour w/ pink floyd, metallica, iron maiden,eric clapton, carlos santana along w/ many others, all you lazy asshole have to do is practice every day for aproximately 7 hours and you will maste it.

269 Name: guitar god : 2006-06-21 23:40 ID:+G3/BN8G

im am a proffesional giutarist, i have been on tour w/ pink floyd, metallica, iron maiden,eric clapton, carlos santana along w/ many others, all you lazy asshole have to do is practice every day for aproximately 7 hours and you will maste it.

270 Name: guitar god : 2006-06-21 23:40 ID:+G3/BN8G

im am a proffesional giutarist, i have been on tour w/ pink floyd, metallica, iron maiden,eric clapton, carlos santana along w/ many others, all you lazy asshole have to do is practice every day for aproximately 7 hours and you will maste it.

271 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-06-24 19:21 ID:neI1jI8M

Jesus knows when you lie.

272 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-06-26 07:20 ID:/r+plCN2


273 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-06-29 12:39 ID:Heaven

lol, joke's on you, i stopped reading this forum. first time i've been here since >>263 and i'm not seeing much new. bump away.

274 Name: Fretmasters : 2006-07-01 01:59 ID:+xHgBkiC


275 Name: randomshyko : 2006-07-01 18:00 ID:QlUXKQh+

this thread is so old, it should have a pension. Oh and fret2fret just rocks so so utterly. I've recently died and fret2fret told me how to play the mandolin, despite the fact I have no fingers anymore. It also told me how to type using my toungue, which explains why you're stuck reading this shit. Ha!

276 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-07-05 08:02 ID:Cgyp9ZY7

this guy has made nearly $US150 000 on ebay..
so i guess it cant be that bad..
pitty for him i downloaded it without paying haha

277 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-07-06 19:59 ID:Heaven

You're suggesting profit is a good indicator of quality?

278 Name: icon : 2006-07-07 19:31 ID:o1WfbdwX

lmfao this guy just got sued for fraud lmfao what a retard

279 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-07-18 09:40 ID:6+rj6sq7

I'll Maste you good!

280 Name: WetGirl : 2006-07-22 09:50 ID:dq1/NTKh

Oooh,i was just wonderin' if any of ;p u guys could (pretty please) tell me a link or explain me how this "Greek memorising technique" works ^_^

281 Name: WetGirl : 2006-07-22 09:52 ID:dq1/NTKh

Oooh,i was just wonderin' if any of ;p u guys could (pretty please) tell me a link or explain me how this "Greek memorising technique" works ^_^

282 Name: WetGirl : 2006-07-22 09:55 ID:dq1/NTKh

...sorry 'bout the repeating didn't i push it twice... '-'

283 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-07-22 11:54 ID:Heaven

You times that frequency by a factor of ten!?

284 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-07-22 12:07 ID:Heaven

posting again in a legendary thread!


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285 Name: WetGirl : 2006-07-24 12:31 ID:t2qSw8CB

Yea, i guess u're right but... what is the trick?! :]

286 Name: WetGirl : 2006-07-24 12:32 ID:t2qSw8CB

I was trying to say i'm sorry about the "threading" and what
frequncy by factor of ten?!
Btw i'm allmost fourteen so get lost 77

287 Name: RaWr : 2006-07-26 17:25 ID:3XexAx+m

I just got the new fre2fret system... wow... amazing...
It taught me everything i needed to know. The notes, that is. Now i can solo like Jimmi Hendrix.

Only problem is, i dont know what any of the notes sound like. I dont know any scales. Infact, i dont even know how to pick properly! But thanks for taking my $30 and bathing in caviar.

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288 Name: kornfan510 : 2006-08-01 18:10 ID:nH1wXTdO

the page in fret2fret actually makes you want to buy it, i dont think it works, in 60 minutes?...right

289 Name: kornfan510 : 2006-08-01 18:11 ID:nH1wXTdO

does it work btw?

290 Name: This Random Guy... : 2006-08-11 01:32 ID:hn/B8DSk

I tried this horrible product. I got free tabs, and that was cool. But don't waste your time if you plan to memorize the fretboard it's just a numonic.

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291 Name: Guitar Master : 2006-08-11 14:02 ID:3RxJrPhe

This is an idiotic thing to buy learning every fretboard by memory doesn't mean everything you also need to play the chords correctly which is an whole other thing, also learn to strum well learn bout scales you cannot play like a 'proffesional' in 60 mins if you gonna buy this shit learn scales,picking and strumming technique this is fuckn no good if you dont have scales whoever made this should be shot and i didnt buy this peice of crap as you can download it for free easily from the same site he gives you it from the dumbshit.

292 Name: DeePaul : 2006-08-13 22:05 ID:hRYigrDB


I can even imagine this guy promoting this like he did in that webpage, while laughing out loud...
What a person like this does is taking the guitar as a stupid instrument, which could be perfectly handled in an hour... unbelievable!

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293 Name: Tanuka : 2006-08-14 00:51 ID:Heaven

I can't believe I wasted two hours reading this thread.
The good thing is this fret2fret thing actually made me gain interest on my guitar again. Not such a bad thing afterall, I guess.

Oh and BTW >>275 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sure Mike is a genius.

294 Name: pshtttt. : 2006-08-14 04:16 ID:SqwBKa1f

bahahahahahaha, this guy has an ebay account where he has reviews of his product, actually read the damn review, somehow, magically all 2000 people or whatever the hell the number was happened to use the words "A+++" and "great" and "ebayer". And not just half of them or most of them, ALL OF THEM.

295 Name: yaayooo : 2006-08-16 15:25 ID:0j97pR2q

well fret2fret is great!!! ... so fking great that the dl page dsnt have ne scurity system ... dude that guy sure is a retard!!! ... just 2 fuking flash tuts each 1.5mb ??? and 1.5mb makes u a pro gp :S and a pro bp :S!!! ... SO STEVE HARRIS EAT MY SHORTS COZ I CAN PLAY BETTER THAN U NOW AND JUST IN 40 MINS!!! ... what a bunch of crap ... dl from free u fuking crap buyers!!!

296 Name: yaayooo : 2006-08-16 15:43 ID:0j97pR2q

"The possibilities of this technique are endless. You can remember long solo's for instance, just by creating small stories using the characters". JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP IDIOTINC MORONIC STORIES WILL MAKE U PLAY BETTER THAN NE GUY WHO HAS SPEND 30 YEARS WITH THE BASS! ... what a retard ... u can remember long solo's .... :S yeah u can remember but can u play them at high speed? moron!

297 Name: jamie : 2006-08-22 22:44 ID:HX5tzQU0

Deepaul what do you mean p2p, sorry to sound stupid. i've been playim for a few years and just wonder is this crap and if there is a chance of gettin it free how, because i'm shit with computers

298 Name: stamper : 2006-08-23 00:17 ID:Mv4/dhTQ

p2p is peer to peer. like limewire

299 Name: Bloke : 2006-08-24 00:14 ID:DQIrbO9I

The End.......

300 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-08-24 11:21 ID:Heaven


301 Name: dragan_ban : 2006-08-25 11:08 ID:icVc4eHg

I agree with Tanuka - fret2fret has helped me find this group and I have found a lot of interesting info here - thanks

I am glad to get the stuff for free though - nothing can replace practice and feeling in playing music

302 Name: Dainis : 2006-08-28 19:01 ID:r5i76O2i

My guess is taht this thread will wind up in an Internet museum one day. Amazing. Some guy redefines overselling, and folks, I have a Master's Degree in Music Composition. I'm studying for my doctorate in the teaching of music composition...and I, yes, I was tempted to buy the product.

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303 Name: unnamed : 2006-09-05 17:46 ID:b/al/542

for those who understand dutch and can make it to the download section of ,there is a very complete music trainer there and it is absolutly has a note trainer.a key trainer,an interval trainer,a triad trainer,a guitar,brass and keyboard trainer,three different kind of ear training and it has a chord calculator and a staff paper generator.
btw its the download the most at the bottom.

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304 Name: Korny : 2006-09-06 18:31 ID:iUuB3UNo

How can one determine, how many copies of fret2fret this guy has sold?

305 Name: Korny : 2006-09-06 18:33 ID:iUuB3UNo

How can one determine, how many copies this guy has sold already?

306 Name: unanimus : 2006-09-10 16:21 ID:Gy/V95ao

I have seen alot of bull shit and gimics online, but this guy is retarded. If your gonna rip people of atleast dont make it so obvious. people like that diserve to get ass raped in jail.

307 Name: dick : 2006-09-11 03:42 ID:HhYTBvcP

oh holy shit i downloaded this software. and i've gotta say it... it sucks. so don't buy it!!!!!!!!!!11111111

308 Name: robbinHood : 2006-09-13 11:54 ID:MeuM5zIi

if any one here still wants the "software",

just use ur brain for a minute to figure out the download link..
the link starts with the complete url of the website uptill ".com", fowward slash "/" and then write the one word or one number meanings of the following things to form the complete file name: "opposite of up", "opposite of unload", "5-4", "2-1", "letter before K", "letter before U", "letter before T", followed by a dot "." and the four letter word for what language simple webpages are made of.

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309 Name: homeboy : 2006-10-09 18:21 ID:au5acJgE

everything same "forwardslash" fret2fret.exe

i tried it for fun, but this guy has to be retarded for being so lame....

310 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-10-09 20:18 ID:cc+8pv60

When the first word on a website is 80-point red text in boldface, I know that everything that follows is 100% factual!

Even more so when the rest of the page is equally painful to read.

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311 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-10-09 22:48 ID:lwKO5VAO

That's just how you're able to tell the good sites from the bad ones.


312 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-10-19 12:38 ID:qAYRr60I

lolling at this thread still being on the first page. can you reach 1000 posts?!

313 Name: Smarter than Them : 2006-10-22 14:27 ID:OQgce4Bj

Since I am from the Caribbean and we are much smarter that the average American, I took another approach. You see, we are able to spot BULLSHIT at a moments notice. I went to the site while searching for a good guitar teaching system. After reading the great sales pitch I googled it and got this forum as a result and have now concluded I will not buy it. You Americans can be sooo gullable its not funny.

314 Name: It works : 2006-10-23 16:07 ID:baFt+xnC

Yes, thats right, it works.... I have mastered the fretboard in under 15 minutes.. and I think that may be a record. But theres only one problem. I know the notes, but he promised i would be able to play the guitar Geniously. how come I cant press down the strings without my fingers burning!? Do you have a method that helps strengthen my hands and grow calaces (or however you spell it). This didnt stop me tho, I decided i would play some metallica songs with my newfound talent.. Theres just one problem. I dont know at all how to link these notes to make chords... What is a chord? WHY!!!! I DID THE METHOD!!!

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315 Name: MUS : 2006-11-27 06:55 ID:sXQVmZai

I got the idea from this forum to downlaod it from Limewire. The way I see it is, any lesson is better than no lesson. I am pretty sure this guy is making a false sales pitch, but even if I can derive at least some bit of lesson from it, it would be worthwhile. So why not try it? Heck, I know it will not make me an Eric Johnson (a guy playing guitar for 25 years can't be like EJ!) but at least it lets me indulge in guitar learning with a lesson plan in hand!

316 Name: Kieran : 2006-11-29 02:55 ID:wi6AwCM/

So what happens if u dont even like playing in the standard open tuning that much???

317 Name: Zameera : 2006-12-01 11:02 ID:ZZfYLU4I

have anyone tried . an alternative to fret2fret.

318 Name: Ankoku_Kishi : 2006-12-05 15:13 ID:+3GgKEaS
happy fret2fretting
and all i had to do was just copying and pasting that url into my browser :D

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319 Name: MUS : 2006-12-06 20:18 ID:ds89bFq1

I am the guy from post#315.

Ok, I have memorized the fretboard. NOW WHAT?

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320 Name: sylvia : 2006-12-14 08:53 ID:yiSwHvy8

Thanks folks was thinking of buying f2f but won't bother now. Looked at the web site mentioned at 185 and this looks ok to me.

321 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2006-12-14 18:26 ID:GFbmOGn0


See >>318 and download it for free. Even if it sucks, you havent lost anything.

322 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2007-01-15 10:24 ID:vpKyhFio cant believe people actually bought this

323 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2007-01-22 19:52 ID:o4qXggju

It's good to know the notes on the fretboard, but it won't do you any good without a little knowledge of basic theory. I'd suggest working on that, as well as just simply learning songs. Remember to have fun or what's the point?

324 Name: adimysk : 2007-01-24 05:58 ID:gAT68GSK

omg this sucks and im shocked and amazed

325 Name: jampakkers : 2007-02-23 06:16 ID:RZUEnkeF

thanks for link of the stupid crap... i'll take a peek on it.

326 Name: S Thomas : 2007-02-26 21:56 ID:xXo5J9g6

I bought this softwtare from Mr Mike Slaiter. Do not make the mistake of buying this software... it's RUBBISH !!. Learning the the BASS takes time and effort. this 60 minute genius is a complete LIE.
All it is, is some stupid made up story to remember the notes on the fret. WHy go through learning the story when you can remember the 7 notes which is fewer than the a 3 or 4 para story. He doesn't tell you how to apply what you have memorised.. THis is his promise or sales pitch... "You will be a music genius if you memorise 7 notes on the fret board" ??? cheap rubbish !!

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327 Name: bb : 2007-03-14 02:16 ID:r9+SzHos

Does anybody know how to contact this fraud and get your money back?

328 Name: whatever : 2007-03-17 16:14 ID:nbQgmxy4

You know, I just found this thread. What a bunch loosers you are play hatin' someone with an idea simply because you don't agree or don't believe is possible. Sensing a bit of jealousy.

I'm a self-taught musician (mainly piano but I play guitar also). I also taught music theory for many years but I no longer have the time. And I didn't teach crap like probably many of you, I taught college level shit.

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329 Name: saved at the last minute : 2007-03-17 19:56 ID:qd6NLXlA

how can this guy have a passion for cats and guitar at the same time? anyone who's seen the viagra commercial knows there's only room in life for one great passion! (unless you take viagra of course)
I'm glad I found this site... I was actually gonna buy it until I decided to google it first and came across this place. I knew it was too good to be true. seriously, a flash application? it's probably more worth it to learn guitar the hard way.

330 Name: bob : 2007-04-07 21:06 ID:uroKOD4e

was thinking of buying this but need advice of someone who has it does it work? or it doesn't work can anyone help? got a sample

331 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2007-04-11 02:40 ID:1gPkztpW


You have to go through the frustration of horrible sounding chords and breaking tons of strings like everyone else.

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332 Name: baps : 2007-04-13 23:26 ID:IH2HDx7a


333 Name: amble : 2007-04-16 23:02 ID:k6FEozm1

Well, I have to say, after reading all your amusing comments and laughing out loud at many of them, I have to humbly admit that I was a lazy naive fool to think this could really help me. Thanks to all for showing me the light!!! cheers...(nearly a sucker!)

334 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2007-04-17 12:28 ID:Heaven

my fucking god, i wander past /music/ to trollbump this old thread for lulz, but it's already at the top of the page. <3 internet

335 Name: INa : 2007-06-22 18:09 ID:DmCqlHBt

The funniest thing on his website is the screen shot from ebay
thats a fake coz it clearly says over there sign in or register

336 Name: bizzle : 2007-06-24 05:08 ID:CL03KC0b

i was thinking about buying it, but then i googled it and found this which led me to just getting it from limewire... it wasnt even worth my time let alone 30 bucks.. his "technieque" is not secret or an invention of his own. it is nothing but using the first letter (or note in this case)to form a story. i used this in grade school before i even played guitar for the order of classifying animals (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)<- King Phill Cooked Oatmeal For Great Servants. its just that simple

337 Name: : 2007-06-29 05:23 ID:FdRE8drD

can any one send me this software?

338 Name: : 2007-06-29 13:54 ID:916EO2Z0

can any one please send me this software too? thanks

339 Name: : 2007-06-29 13:55 ID:916EO2Z0

can any one please send me this software too? thanks

340 Name: : 2007-06-29 13:55 ID:916EO2Z0

can any one please send me this software too? thanks

341 Name: ushi : 2007-06-29 19:03 ID:9k6S5FEJ

You know what people,
I must thank you all...
I mean it took me bloo^y 1 year to juts to learn how to hold and play empty notes and crap, but EVERY ONE< I MEANT EVERY ONE HERE ROCKS>
I got the software and Its workin' thanks ya'll..

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342 Name: Tam-R : 2007-07-05 17:48 ID:WoOvQp4+

MAN... I was about to buy it but then i read what you are saying here and you know what?

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343 Name: IronMaiden : 2007-07-10 09:49 ID:Sj+eS48u

Just came across this thread because im @ work and my xampp doesn't work atm it's reconfiguring and yeah i read this thread and believe me u could make a book and earn money with this xD
it's a bit more than 2 years after the thread creation :D
fuck n1 n1 n1^^

344 Name: Christian : 2007-07-14 03:55 ID:ao/O2Rre

Hey People i just right now i found the way you can download it for free just put in the link page or guitar and put at the end .exe and you will have it for free my friends :D have a good day and see you all later :D bye. you send me a mail at if you have any question ok see you all later.

345 Name: hsdbfjs : 2007-08-16 02:24 ID:2xXNR4Yx

hey can someone e-mail me the link at

346 Name: hsdbfjs : 2007-08-16 02:25 ID:2xXNR4Yx

srry not the link the program

347 Name: OMG : 2007-08-16 23:00 ID:uoszzPmT


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348 Name: Roger : 2007-09-01 13:33 ID:2sQKIaJT

i was looking for the software of course for free and tried took me less than an hour to learn the fretboard....but im also pretty sure that it si impossible to master the guitar in that amount of time.

349 Name: Chris77 : 2007-10-05 21:28 ID:nOMz0lH6

Can someone please mail me this fret2fret program? I would really apreciate it. Im dying to see what everyone's on about. My adress -

350 Name: david : 2007-11-12 23:24 ID:LROWjR25

Of dear oh dear oh dear. it's embarrassing, lame and a rip-off. I'm glad of the advice on the finding the download link, so I could exploit my curiosity, however.The guy must have brain damage.

351 Name: Just me : 2007-11-16 01:24 ID:PVvZha+p

352 Name: Sterling Hamster : 2007-12-02 18:02 ID:owf+qt67

For Mac:

353 Name: David : 2008-01-14 04:24 ID:CbCrLCm5

I bought this shitty software, tried to get a refund through Paypal, no luck. I guess ole Mike's got an iron clad way to fuck his customers. I hope his little dick gets caught in his guitar strings.

354 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-01-14 23:37 ID:Heaven

die thread die

355 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-01-14 23:37 ID:Heaven

Additional saged post for good measure.

356 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-02-01 04:55 ID:41Wk6wj9

This is total shit, this guy is a con man. Do Not Buy. it is free everyware.

357 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-02-01 13:47 ID:Heaven

Find yourself a decent copy of Guitar Pro.

358 Name: Lance : 2008-02-03 00:04 ID:qABF6FoC

Arse, Buh, Crap, Daft, Erg, Ffffff, Grtzfrkn, start again.

359 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-02-07 23:20 ID:Heaven


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360 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-02-10 03:22 ID:Heaven

Yeah, read that shit before replying.

361 Name: Scott : 2008-02-13 07:46 ID:Heaven

hey i checked out fret2fret and it's really bad!
so i made a report that teaches you for real what
fret2fret tries to

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362 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-02-14 07:09 ID:Heaven

This is not a report. This is a form where you ask people for their e-mail so you can send them whatever you feel like. So basically you set up a scam to help people avoid a scam, congrats.

363 Name: Nirose : 2008-08-04 04:04 ID:0PGA7weZ

Fret2fret sucks. There is no simple way of learning guitar and what it teaches is kids stuff. If you want to learn good guitar then its very painfull. ANyway here's the download page to that shit page. The only thing i found good was the tab collection for Guitar pro in the bonus page

364 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-08-04 10:53 ID:Heaven

We all agreed that it sucks, stop bumping this shit please.

365 Name: Yann : 2008-08-27 09:04 ID:oQgycJlH

I am probably going to try this software, it is cheap and if I get something out of it that helps, all well and good. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
You all seem to spend a lot of time writing offensive messages about the guy and his product. I have emailed him and he replied immediately, and his address is on the website. Plus he said he would send me an invoice.

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366 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-08-27 19:12 ID:nO9mGVVq

Dear Mike,

Regarding all you said: no.

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367 Name: Yann : 2008-09-02 14:02 ID:oQgycJlH

You lot are all so paranoid. 366 you actually think that I am Mike. I'd give you my personal email address to prove who I am, but why do I need to waste time communicating with a bunch of retards?
I am not Mike, I am Yann, as it says clearly at the beginning of my post. I am not angry, why would I be? I just see a load of abusive, semi-literate posts written by a bunch of foul mouthed people, who, by the way, are all hell bent on downloading the programme files for free.

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368 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-09-02 20:11 ID:Heaven

First of, downloading music and movies is legal in some countries. Also the program is nothing more than a 7 page introduction to the fretboard. For god's same, looking the same thing up on Wikipedia gives you the same ammount of information, without useless babble.
Also 28,000 tabs have a worth of $24.99, hahaha, oh wow, he didn't even make them himself, same probabaly goes for all other extras.

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369 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-09-02 22:32 ID:Heaven

I am >>366 and I am myself a musician multi-instrumentalist, and also a profesionnal graphist. I "play on crappy instruments", because I don't have a lot of money, and when I play it's in a friend's basement or in an open-scene bar. Thank you for your insight and prejudice on myself.

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370 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-09-03 00:06 ID:Heaven

Reposting >>359, since it fell from main page display:

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371 Name: ♪ ☆ Anonymous Popstar ☆ ♪ : 2008-09-03 02:41 ID:Heaven


372 Name: BIGMIKE : 2008-11-18 21:59 ID:Heaven

I enjoyed this thread, but I am not so inconsiderate and DQN as to bump it again.