【電車】 Densha Otoko 【男】 (44)

1 Name: 名無しさん : 2006-09-01 02:26 ID:13JtAFqK

Today I went to Akihabara. I didn't have anything specific I wanted to buy, but...
On the train ride home there was a drunk old man on the train.
Almost everyone in our car was women, except for me, who was sitting, and the old man, who was hanging from the hand-rails.
They were all between 20 - 40, I guess.

The old man started getting in the faces of the women around him.
At first he was messing with a younger woman, but she was very straightforward,
hollered at the old man, and then got off at the very next station.
During all this, I keep glancing at him out of the corner of my eye, thinking what an annoyance he was causing.

Next the old man comes to the seat I'm on, goes straight to the middle part of it
and starts yelling at the older women who're sitting there.
"You'd better not even think about using a cell phone, you got it!?"
he goes, trying to scare them.
The women were like(´・ω・`)←all quiet

I think this is going to get long...

2 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-01 02:44 ID:Heaven

3 Name: 名無しさん : 2006-09-01 06:10 ID:13JtAFqK

The women just sat their with their eyes on the floor,
like they were thinking 'it's best not to get involved'.
But the old man started yelling about some ridiculous thing,
like "Women should just shut up and let the men do their thing!"
and he grabs the women's faces in his hands and pinches their cheeks hard.
I figured it was only going to get worse, so I pulled together all my courge and yelled:
"Hey, cut it out!" I'm sure my voice was shaking.
I'd never been in a fight or anything before.
But it seemed like the man hadn't heard me - he didn't react.
"Hey, I'm talking to you! I said cut it tragakjfgs,gnmsfg!"
I yelled once again, desperately. The women were like "No, it's okay, it's alright"
to me, when I started to get to my feet. Finally the man seemed to notice,
and turned towards me.
"Lookin' at me from the corner of yer eyes..."
he spat, glaring at me.

He stumbled towards my seat.
"Yeah, and just how old are ya?"
"22!"
"Yeah? Well I'm ovefrer 60 youknoww."
I couldn't really tell what he was saying, but I figured it was something like "shut up, you dumb kid, what do you know"
"What, what, you wanna fight?"
He was already hunched over in a fighting pose.
"Huh? What are you talking about? I'll call the police."
"Well then call the police; call whoeevvererraff"
Mumbling, he started swinging his fists.
His aim seemed to be off, because his hand hit one of the women sitting next to me.
Well, actually it was more like it slid past her...

How can I make this shorter...? (´・ω:;.:...

4 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-01 09:45 ID:IOdMxdrv

YOU CAN DO IT, DENSHA!!!

5 Name: five : 2006-09-03 01:43 ID:Won9Nu0P

>>4 lol

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-03 06:20 ID:Heaven

This is fucking retarded. YOU CAN'T BE DENSHA OTOKO, THERE'LL ONLY BE ONE DENSHA!

7 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-03 14:43 ID:uddLFDyC

>>6
There are tons of trains that exist, 'tard.

8 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-04 00:09 ID:bcaWJK4G

But don't we all have a part of Densha in us???

Well unless we ever meet a girl then we become Super-Densha!!!

9 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-04 05:22 ID:Heaven

shitty thread wasshoi

10 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-04 13:21 ID:Heaven

densha de goooo~~

11 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-04 16:49 ID:Heaven

>>8
I can't really say that I feel like part of me is a train

12 Name: 名無しさん : 2006-09-05 01:05 ID:13JtAFqK

"I'm coming in, so don't be startled, okay?"
she said, leaned slightly towards me, and kissed me.
To be honest, I really had no idea what I should do.
She came in through just a little opening between my lips.
I answered her with my own tongue.
Our tongues touched once, then stretched out
and explored each other, touching like an embrace.
Of course it was a first for me.
I guess it was like feeling her inside of me?

I don't know how long we continued,
but I was kind of exhausted when we stopped.
"I'm sorry..."
for some reason she apologized
"Oh, no, no reason to apologize"
"Okay..."
She tried to wipe my mouth off again,
but I said
"No, I'll leave it this way for awhile"
and she replied
"Dummy"
and scolded me ( ´ー`)

She got into her car and we said goodnight one last time
and she drove away.
I stood there until I couldn't see her car anymore.

That's it ( ´ー`)

13 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-06 19:43 ID:+9ZBvkcs

BENOIST!!!!

14 Name: five : 2006-09-06 22:02 ID:+HFtmm4H

HERMES!!

15 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-11 21:47 ID:5yCz7rfC

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GANBARE DENSHA

16 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-12 01:26 ID:FljfA+c5

HERMES-TAN WA MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

17 Name: five : 2006-09-15 10:18 ID:4aMxlxyw

tilts head

MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

18 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-15 17:43 ID:FljfA+c5

(´◕ฺω◕ฺ`)✪ฺД✪ฺ)◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)♉ฺA♉ฺ)☼Д☼)❝ฺ❝ฺ)◉ฺ。◉ฺ)▣▣)☉∀☉)━!!!!

19 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-17 07:23 ID:mxRovwS/

モエス...。

20 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-17 15:29 ID:j5F0y6o4

THE VISIONS DANCING IN MY MIND

21 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-17 20:30 ID:FljfA+c5

THE EARLY DAWN, THE SHADES OF TIME

22 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-21 16:58 ID:L83Xvr00

TWILIGHT FALLING ON MY WINDOWSILL

23 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-09-26 09:23 ID:y+GzGLfb

OMGG CALL HER

24 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-10-04 16:42 ID:uRos1EF9

I saw that movie last night actually. It takes on a different perspective if you've read the text discussions already. It was pretty cool; actually. First movie I found remotely touching.

25 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-10-11 04:24 ID:8LPINLSi

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

26 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-10-11 05:22 ID:LqQQysWM

>>24

My wife and I preferred the TV series.

27 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-10-11 12:18 ID:LtOWuoaa

>>26
Seriously. The movie was garbage.

28 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-10-11 16:32 ID:LqQQysWM

>>27

The movie was ok... there was some good cinematography, but the story was best told over a long period than 100 minutes. The story was way compressed too much.... and the actress playing Hermes was way prettier in the TV series.

29 Name: マムシ_72さい : 2006-12-17 05:03 ID:UXFw+Ulg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!キタ

30 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-12-21 02:43 ID:Heaven

>>28
All of the things that made the series great (the interesting bb posters, the ridiculous amounts of deliberation over everything, densha crying every episode, Twilight, the Char cosplayer, Densha's rival) were removed from the movie. The movie is soulless garbage. The series is great!

Do not watch the movie.

31 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-12-21 05:44 ID:mOzZ2I96

>>28

I heard that they chose the actor for the movie that they did because the real Densha said that she closely resembled the real Hermes. Which is unfortunate for him (´・ω・`)

32 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-12-23 04:50 ID:hyQdKxaq

>>31
Hey now, she's not bad looking. :P

33 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2006-12-24 10:53 ID:Heaven

>>32

No she's not, but the TV Hermes was better!

34 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-13 08:57 ID:RzLDg/O0

you guys like 2ch?

35 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-13 09:00 ID:RzLDg/O0

36 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-13 09:05 ID:RzLDg/O0

37 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-14 12:07 ID:Heaven

Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called 2-ch.

In Akihabara born and raised in anime shops is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and reading some manga every day after school. When a drunken old man who was up to no good started making trouble on the train to my neighborhood. I got in a fight even though I was scared and I said I've got to go post about this on 2-ch.

So I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said Hermess and there were cups in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to the computer.

38 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-15 07:42 ID:Heaven

Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit down bitch I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called 2ch.

In Akihabara born and raised watching TV is how I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all fine and reading some manga in my copious free time. When a drunken old man who was out of his head started making trouble on a train to west-end, I got in one crazy fight even though I was scared and said I've got to go post about this on the 'net.

I solicited a cab and tried not to twitch the license plate said Hermes and there were cups in the ditch. If anything I could say that this cab was rich but I thought nah forget it, go home to 2ch!

I logged on to the site about seven or eight and I wrote to the masses I'm home, tell ya later. Looked at my bedroom, I could finally switch, to sit on my thread as the prince of 2ch.

39 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-18 09:53 ID:WUzvPHxA

I don't get it.. Train Home? WTF!?

40 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-19 05:24 ID:Heaven

>>39
hahahahahahha

41 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-22 07:15 ID:dZW02SmT

haha prince of bel air parody ftw

42 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-22 09:00 ID:piXBUabF

Huh?

43 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-22 13:24 ID:Heaven

>>41
lurk moar

44 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2007-01-23 05:03 ID:vf5cxPkV

>>43
Move in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air moar

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