Stranger: where did u go ?
You: i went all the way downstairs its realy far from my room lol
Stranger: so did u wanna webcam or something?
You: then i went to the livng room becuse my dad asked about homework
You: umm sure how do those work
You: my mom uses one but im not sure how
Stranger: well do u have skype or msn?
You: no what r those
You: sounds like candy
Stranger: like where people can talk to eachother
Stranger: ask ur mom how she webcams with peopl
You: um... k brb
You: My, my... back so soon, are we?
You: But I don't see why you'd rather talk to her than me...
Stranger: i like talking to u both
Stranger: but i also realy whan tto see u on wwebcam
You: Aw, so you like my daughter too? That's so cute...
You: I AM A BIG HAM WITH THE VERNACULAR OF A LITTLE BROWN PIECE OF ROTTEN STEAK WE ARE CALLED PENGUINS IN THE ERA THAT NEVER EXISTED HOWEVER IN TIME THE WORLD WILL COME TO FULL AWARENESS OF SUBJECTIVE TIME ENHANCED EXPONENTIALLY BY THE INTEGRAL ROOTS OF TOPOLOGICAL N-ARY SATISFIABILITY
Stranger: ???????????????? WTF?
You: IT IS WRITTEN THAT YOU SHALL ACCOMPANY OUR MASTERS TO THE THIRD TRIMENSIONAL TRIANGULAR TAPDANCE HELD ONLY ONCE EVERY THREE TERTIARY TERRESTRIAL TERMS
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