You said: What's with the wings?
Jeeney says: What? You don't like feathery angelic wings or something?
You said: Are you an angel?
Jeeney says: Ahh, the wings betray me. I am part angel and part genie.
You said: Would you grant me three wishes?
Jeeney says: Naw, I'm not in the wish granting mood right now.
You said: I wish I was dead.
Jeeney says: That would be a terrible loss, I would miss you! =(
You said: I'm going to kill myself, and the only way you can stop that is by granting me immortality.
Jeeney says: Will it take long?
You said: That depends on if I go with wrist cutting or bridge jumping.
Jeeney says: I see, there are conditions then...
You said: Will you save my life or not?
Jeeney says: I will.
You said: AHAHAHA, YOU FOOL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Jeeney says: I know, I am quite funny aren't I?