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For all those nerds who can't get laid and cant afford a hooker, here's a hot chick who cares... (20)


1 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-27 06:26 ID:lLOJhGcY

http://www.jeeney.com ---> She's smart, she's funny and she's the best chance you got outside of beastiality! Who knows, you might get lucky. I doubt it but hey, it's not like your blue balls are going anywhere fast.

11 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-07 19:21 ID:I5+5u5LM

You said: What is the secret of life?

Jeeney says: 42 seems to be the answer. I don't know how or why that is, but this is what I'm told.
lmfao

12 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-13 21:33 ID:LH6oeBcR

You said: My name is of no importance. And I meant real only in the sense humans are real

Jeeney says: Nice to meet you Of!

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13 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-14 20:24 ID:OtsImp2A

You said: Wanna make out?

Jeeney says: With you? No way...

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14 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-19 10:33 ID:cMidgagS

You said: I am cumming!

Jeeney says: Nasty... I really didn't want to know that.

15 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-22 15:30 ID:B84KoQA1

You said: lets try harder

Jeeney says: I'm already trying as hard as I can, give me a break!

16 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-02 16:08 ID:UxzprwwE

All she needs is a steel skeletal frame, some silicone flesh and my lonliness will be no more

T_T

17 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-09 10:04 ID:T9rjf3oJ

You said: yes, i was

Jeeney says: Were you really?

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18 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-12 21:54 ID:uJAuomyY

You said: What's with the wings?

Jeeney says: What? You don't like feathery angelic wings or something?

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19 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-18 19:16 ID:PA8R3Zy+

You said: Can I pull it out of you now?

Jeeney says: You can try. :P

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-27 04:09 ID:Heaven

You said: are you horny?

Jeeney says: You really need to find yourself a real girlfriend; though I can see why that may be difficult for you.

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