Asian Man Almost Loses Penis After Fucking Steel Bench (10)

1 Name: Weird Asia News : 2008-08-10 21:45 ID:3CSzt+i9

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

2 Name: sage : 2008-08-10 21:46 ID:Heaven

click the link for image goodness

3 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-12 11:19 ID:5dayqJml

It's certainly a novel Olympic celebration.

When will people learn that sticking bits into random objects or random objects into bits is a bad, bad idea?

4 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-12 13:01 ID:drh4N+uk

lol, christ

5 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-12 19:17 ID:lOrbpmWm

Love?? FAIL!

6 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-12 21:41 ID:Heaven

ラブラブは終わった;_;

7 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-15 20:47 ID:pTFh+y34

I'm disgusted with all of you. Don't you know how hard it is to be a single man in Hong Kong, especially given the gender disparity carrying over from communist rule?
Who would be so low as to condemn this man? Would you cowards speak in such ways without your shield of anonymity? Don't tell me you haven't thought about it, too. Let he who has not thought of sexually assaulting a steel bench cast the first stone.

8 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-15 22:54 ID:Heaven

>>7
There's no Communism in Hong Kong and people there are rich enough to have girls.

9 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-20 18:25 ID:ixHsJSzt

>>7
(・∀・) Okay!

(・∀・)っ 彡●

10 Name: Unverified Source : 2008-08-20 22:36 ID:T6sHyh62

>>8
HK is expensive unless you want philipino whores. Maybe he just didn't want to go all the way to shenzhen for a nice cheap mainlander.

Or maybe he is just an adventurer. A trailblazer, forgeing a path into the brave new world of furniture love. Men like this, ahead of their time in a world that doesn't understand them, are the force that propels mankind towards our destiny.

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