Parents shocked to find that "Underwear Researcher" was not legitimate (2)

CINCINNATI -- A grand jury indicted a man accused of misleading parents to gain access to their partially clothed children earlier this year.

Prosecutors said Ben Hawkins, 44, told parents that he worked for Springfield Research, a fictitious company, and asked for assistance as part of a marketing survey.

It makes me mad that retards are more likely to procreate. Bring back eugenics!