I would like to know what some of the Japanese phrases mean that are mostly used online, on boards like 2ch, e.g.
There is DQN and (ry, for instance.
What do those mean? Are there other ones I need to know to understand an average online conversation?
Please enlighten me!
This thread refers to another thread, by the way:
>>258 "storked"? What does that mean?
Thanks for all the explanations of 2ch slang!
２ch語の定義を説明してくれてありがとうございます！
welcome welcome!
Thank you bell mark
「マシ」の意味は何ですか？
What does 「マシ」mean?
relatively good
And see also:
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1102656968/529-533
Ouah le forum de Densho otoko O_O
http://bbs.chiisai.net/download/kareha.pl/1122836036/37-38
What does IV mean if it's not referring to idol videos?
I don't know what IV means, but a quick search on the web shows that these files are archives created by a kind of worm, which live in the share network.
http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.antinny.bf.html
Oh, so that's what it is! I guess my computer ain't infected, though, because I haven't gotten that first error message. It wouldn't matter if that worm infected it either, because that computer's sole purpose is to use Share.
Dear Saori
I hope you enjoyed your time in australia. we will miss you very much and don't forget to e-mail me. i enjoyed your company and so did my friends.come back so to vist as at msj collage. Enjoy yourself and your gift today.
love addyHello, I have a question. What's the origin of BackBeard? It's a giant floating eyeball monster that's posted whenever lolicon is posted. Where is it originally from? Thank you.
>>279
It's from a horror manga by some famous dude. Originally, Backbeard didn't have anything to do with lolicon, but some toshiaki photoshopped in "KONO RORIKON DOMOME" on a panel, and Futaba took it from there.
ktkr=キタコレ... nseg＝何そのエロゲー...
>>280 Wasn't it from "Gegege no kitaro"? (that manga)
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おっ(＾ω＾ )／／|| |口| |ω＾ ) おっ
. .／(^(^ .／／||...|| |口| |ｃ ）
... ／ ／／ ||...|| |口| ||し
..... おっ(＾ω＾ ) ／／.... ||...|| |口| ||
／(^(^ ／／ .... .||...|| |口| ||
"" :::'' |／ |／ '' " ::: ⌒ :: ⌒⌒⌒ :: "" `
:: ,, ::::: ,, ;￣￣￣ "､ :::: " ,, , ::: " :: " ::::
Well, probably something like this. Because they are 2-channelers.
>>Jugem
You seem 2ch expert.
I have a question about 2-channel.
Check your mailbox.
orz、OTL＝失望状態を表す（失意体前屈）
鯖＝サーバー
クソスレ＝つまらないスレッド（糞スレ）
コテハン＝匿名にはせずに、名前欄に同じ名を記入して書き込む常連（固定ハンドル）
コピペ＝他の文献の、まる写し（コピー＆ペースト）
オマイラ＝おまえら（軽い呼びかけ表現で、軽蔑の意味はない）
乙＝お疲れさま（労力をねぎらう表現）
毒男＝独身男性（独男）
鬼女＝既婚女性（既女）
鯛男＝もてたい男性
喪女＝もてない女性
キボンヌ＝希望する
逝ってよし＝立ち去れ、get away（行って良し）
ヤシガニ＝手抜き画像が多く、完成度の低いテレビアニメ
８０１＝ヤオイ
腐＝ヤオイが好きな女、腐女子
ヲタ＝オタク
大きなお友達＝アニメのオタク（アニヲタ）
ウホッ＝ホモ、ゲイ
ウリナラ＝韓国・朝鮮（朝鮮語で「我が国」の意味）
マンセー＝万歳（朝鮮語）
チョソ＝朝鮮人（チョーセン→チョン→チョソ）
ザパニーズ＝日本人と自称する朝鮮人（zapanese）仮面をかぶった人物の絵で、表現することもある
朴李＝韓国・朝鮮で行われている盗作行為、パクリ
ファビョる＝激怒する（朝鮮人固有の精神病Hwa-byungに由来する）
厨房＝中学生（中坊）のように未熟な人、ガキっぽいヤツ
リアル厨房＝実際の中学生
ゾヌ＝犬
〜しる＝〜しろ（命令形）
八つ裂きにしてやる→安崎にしてやる
ミンス＝民主党（政党名）
マスゴミ＝ゴミのような存在でしかない報道機関
★豆知識★
朝鮮人の発音は、Ｄ・Ｇ・Ｊ・Ｚ（ダ・ザ、etc）が先頭にくる語に独特の癖があり、これで朝鮮人かどうか、大雑把に識別できる。
（朝鮮人の中には、朝鮮語以外の言語に慣れている人もいるので、あくまで大雑把な見分け方にすぎない）
it means "slowly" or "sluggishly"
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
>>290
"I have arrived!"
>>291 lol
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
is an egzaggerated form of 「キター！」,
combined with a crazy face "(ﾟ∀ﾟ)"
キタ=kita=(来た)=(came/ has come). =
someone you've been waiting for has arrived ,
something you've been expected has happened , or
something beyond your expectation occured
When your favourite baseball player hits a
homerun , you can express your joy and surprise by
"ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ "
(kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
instead of
"YeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH!!!!!"
Doesn't "Uma" also mean "Horse"?
I'll introduse some HOT Online Idioms!
I'm grad if you point out my English mistakes.
JK (Jyoshi Kousei;女子高生) = Female senior high school student
JC (Jyoshi Chyugakusei;女子中学生) = Junior high girl
KY (Kuuki Yomenai:空気読めない) = Someone who can't manage the situation well.
"grad" == glad.
"introduse" == introduce
女子高生＝highschool girls
空気が読めない＝can't read the atmosphare
300 get
Someone tell me what インピオ means other than a misspell of インポ (impotence). What's the significance? Is it supposed to be an insult? Who the hell cares? Kids are a nuisance. Or is it a reference to sth else?
I've seen a lot of "ちょｗｗ" on nicovideo. Could someone explain that one?
I'd like to know more about the emotes, and what exactly they mean. For instance （；´Д｀）'｀ｧ'｀ｧ means fapping, right? And (´･ω･｀) is shy?
"ちょｗｗ"="hey!(lol)"
(´･ω･｀) my name is "syobon", means Lonesomely.
インピオ is nothing more than typo of インポ. I think impotence is worth insulting term. Doesn't it work in English?
Anyway, to be exact, they insult the one who mispelled it when they use インピオ.
ちょｗｗ is an abbreviation of ちょっと待て(笑). Literally, ちょっと待て is Wait a minute! or Hold it!. In this situation, Hey(, don't make me laugh/this is hysterical)! lolol.
Other emocons are,
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ Yo!
（´ι _` ）disregard
Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ) surprised and gaze around
( ﾟДﾟ)⊃旦 （´∀｀)つ□ tea is ready
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) C'mon!
(((((((( ；ﾟДﾟ))))))) shake like a leaf
（ﾟεﾟ） I don't care.
(ヽﾟд)ヽ give me
(*ﾟーﾟ) happy
（´-｀）.｡oO(I wonder why...)
(￣ー￣) defiant laugh
(-＿-) hikikomori
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ pissed
( ﾟдﾟ) stunned
( ´ー｀)y-~~ relax
┐(ﾟ〜ﾟ)┌ shrug
（・へ・）no good
＼(ﾟ∀ﾟ)／ cheer
（ ＾∀＾）laugh derisively
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ self-despair
ｶﾞ━━ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ;)━━ﾝ shock
<丶｀∀´> nida
(▼Д▼ﾒ) mafia
φ（。。）I should take a note
＼(^o^)／ｵﾜﾀ
= "lol game over" kind of
ｷﾑﾀｸ says ちょww,ちょww待てよ！very often in dramas.
I say ちょｗｗｗおまｗｗｗ in my dreams a lot :(
that, and 工ｴｴｪｪ(´д｀)ｪｪｴｴ工
きんも〜☆
アッー！
Sorry I mistaken bombing.
すまん誤爆した。
>>107
This reply is late coming, but マジレス might be translated well by an acronym used on alt.religion.kibology back in the day: "YHBT", for "you have been trolled." Expanded often to "YHBT, YHL, HAND." which continues "you have lost. have a nice day."
We don't have clever words to refer to troll victims, though.
Can someone explain to me exactly what the hell is so funny about いいえ、ケフィアです。
What situation do people use it in? I watched the original CM and still don't get it.
Okay, this took me really long, but after being brainwashed by 2059309029409 videos on niconico, I think it's fair to say that I simply understand it that when anyone says "This is ________" the joke reply to say "No, it is kefir" (いいえ、ケフィアです。)
Meh.
[jap stuff]
hay 4-ch sensei i has another question
Why do Japanese refer to "cockroaches" as "G"?
Oh for fuck's sake, why didn't I think before pressing "書き込む". Of course it's because cockroach = "Gokiburi" = "G". Why did I keep thinking cockroach = kokiburi.
ちょっと頭吊ってくる
×ちょっと頭吊ってくる（Hanging head）
○ちょっと首吊ってくる（Hanging neck）
>>318
Also, G is the codename of Golgo13. It sounds really tough.
How many idioms do you understand?
http://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/0711/14/news075.html
imo you need to know belowing items at least.
ローゼン麻生
フルボッコ
アサヒる
物売るっていうレベルじゃねーぞ
カワユス
ググレカス
能登かわいいよ能登
コンマイクオリティ
セカイ系
みっくみく
痛車
聖地巡礼
ずっと俺のターン
ローゼン麻生
Rozen Aso = Taro Aso. Named so because he is known for liking Rozen Maiden.
フルボッコ
Fullbokko. I think it means to be beat up rather badly.
アサヒる
Asahiru. Does this have something to do with Asahi Shimbun, which is apparently very sympathetic to Koreans and all things liberal? I know a lot of net-rightwingers hate them.
物売るっていうレベルじゃねーぞ
"This isn't on the level of selling stuff!" I dunno what's so special about this, I only have a vague awareness that the ×○レベルじゃねーぞ is apparently from Gundam or something...?
カワユス
kawayusu. Another way of saying kawaii. Popularized by Shouko-tan, was it?
ググレカス
gugurekasu. Fucking google it.
能登かわいいよ能登
Noto kawaii yo Noto. I don't think she's all that cute, but it's been used for many other things... nanoha kawaii yo nanoha
コンマイクオリティ
Konmai Quality? Is this a gaming term and does it have something to do with Konami? I don't play games so I dunno. Does it refer to idiotic kid gamers who can't even spell Konami?
セカイ系
Sekai-kei. A "genre" of anime. I can only think of SaiKano, which I disliked.
みっくみく
Mikku-miku. Referring to Hatsune Miku and a famous song utilizing Hatsune Miku called "Mikku-miku ni shite yan yo"... but well it plays on the idiom "bokko-boko ni shite yan yo" meaning "I'll beat it up for you."
痛車
Itasha. Cars with decals and other decorations that show off your wonderful otaku taste. However they are painful (itai) to everyone else.
聖地巡礼
Seichi junrei (Holy pilgrimage?) Going to real-life places that were either featured in anime/games or served as an inspiration/base for locations in anime/games.
ずっと俺のターン
Zutto ore no turn (It's always my turn!) Wasn't this spawned from that video of an awful episode of Yugioh where Yugi was pwning HAGAAAAAAA three ways from Thursday? He kept attacking him although he had already won the battle. It's used to imply that something is going to keep going on and on and it isn't going away, I guess.
And now I have a question.
Does 割れ = warez?
> Rozen Aso = Taro Aso. Named so because he is known for liking Rozen Maiden.
To be exact, he had been witnessed reading a manga "Rozen Maiden" in Tokyo International Airport.(Wikipedia)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aso_Taro
> Fullbokko. I think it means to be beat up rather badly.
Correct. It's an abbreviation for Full Power de Bokkoboko. Beat up at full power!
> Asahiru. Does this have something to do with Asahi Shimbun, which is apparently very sympathetic to Koreans and all things liberal? I know a lot of net-rightwingers hate them.
Wrong. To fabricate stories (based on alleged behaviour of the Asahi newspaper)
http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/dicsubs/2007-10/subs2007-10-04.html
> "This isn't on the level of selling stuff!" I dunno what's so special about this, I only have a vague awareness that the ×○レベルじゃねーぞ is apparently from Gundam or something...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SaL--WAb0s
At the release date of Playstation 3, surging crowd caused panic in front of a game shop in Yurakucho. TV news show shot a guy who was shouting this line, and he became online legend.
> kawayusu. Another way of saying kawaii. Popularized by Shouko-tan, was it?
Perfect.
> gugurekasu. Fucking google it.
Correct. And offen followed by a description of imaginary ancient Roman thinker called Gugurecus.
Gugurecus
Gugurecus (date of birth and death unknown) was an ancient Roman thinker born in a city near Albania. His father was a bureaucrat of... blah-blah-blah.
http://forums.samurai-archives.com/viewtopic.php?p=33009&sid=698cd3e69a6f1cee9d6d48255cfedcf2
> Noto kawaii yo Noto. I don't think she's all that cute, but it's been used for many other things... nanoha kawaii yo nanoha
No, Noto Mamiko's angelic voice is heavenly cute, seriously. (^^)
> Konmai Quality? Is this a gaming term and does it have something to do with Konami? I don't play games so I dunno. Does it refer to idiotic kid gamers who can't even spell Konami?
Not kid, but Konami themselves made this stupid misspelling in their games. Konmai Quality is used to tell how shitty Konami games are.
> Sekai-kei. A "genre" of anime. I can only think of SaiKano, which I disliked.
It's not only for anime but also all other cultural genres like novel, manga, etc. Usually in storytelling, a hero changes a social structure, and then the society changes the world. However in Sekai-kei, hero changes the world directly without any logical explanation. The most well-known example is Neon Genesis Evangelion. This genre bacame popular after Eva.
> Mikku-miku. Referring to Hatsune Miku and a famous song utilizing Hatsune Miku called "Mikku-miku ni shite yan yo"... but well it plays on the idiom "bokko-boko ni shite yan yo" meaning "I'll beat it up for you."
Perfect.
> Itasha. Cars with decals and other decorations that show off your wonderful otaku taste. However they are painful (itai) to everyone else.
Correct. But itai is not painful in this connection. The nuance is delicate, so I dare not to explain it here. >>325 is also correct.
> Seichi junrei (Holy pilgrimage?) Going to real-life places that were either featured in anime/games or served as an inspiration/base for locations in anime/games.
Correct.
> Zutto ore no turn (It's always my turn!) Wasn't this spawned from that video of an awful episode of Yugioh where Yugi was pwning HAGAAAAAAA three ways from Thursday? He kept attacking him although he had already won the battle. It's used to imply that something is going to keep going on and on and it isn't going away, I guess.
Correct. Often associated with the card Berserker Soul as well as Yugi's line "Draw... Moster card!! Draw... Moster card!! (endlessly)" and the heroine's line "Please stop, Yugi! Haga's life is already ZERO!!"
Oh, and about Kawayusu, her nickname is Shokotan, not Shouko-tan.
http://yaplog.jp/strawberry2/
>>324
Exactly.
What about 麺？
What, you seen noodles used in an unusual context?
What do "ktkr" and "wktk" mean?
Thanks.
# "wktk" = Shortened form of waku teku, which is an onomatopoeia for showing anticipation.
# "ktkr" = Another short form for kita kore, which is probably closest to "woot" or something.
I hope this is write.
*right...
And if I'm not mistaken, gdgd is short for "gudaguda" which means tedious, drawn-out or sluggish (something along those lines)
I used to be confused for a while thinking it was "gd gd" (gd being short for "good" in English) and wondering why boring things were being called good...
>>337
You're not as bad as me, I assumed "wthk" was "what the heck" and "ktkr" short for "knigkt rider"
knigkt rider, lmfao
Thanks for today's chuckle, I admit that's kinda funny even if it might not be true.
K guys, I've been wondering for a while but what's "jk"?
Eg: 韓国でエロ規制したら、さらにレイプ率が上がるだろｊｋ
(from itai news)
I know JK sometimes means "joshi kousei" but in this context what is it?
常識的に考えて → 常考 → ｊｋ
A4のレポート用紙1枚に、毎日射精して精液を染み込ませていた。
まんべんなく全体に精液を塗りこみ、5日目になると少しくしゃくしゃに
なってくる。このｽｰﾊﾟｰｻﾞｰﾒﾝﾚﾎﾟｰﾄ用紙をくんかくんか嗅ぎながら虹の
ロリレイプ画像をじっと見て、手淫するのがたまらん。まるで自分がこの
女の子みたいに犯されてる気がして興奮する・・・。
ぶっかけ続けて一ヶ月経つと紙が薄茶色っぽく変色し、匂いが1000倍臭いお札
の匂いみたいになって、ますます異様に興奮した。最後ら辺は毎日その紙を
千切って食べながら手淫に耽った。嗚呼。
For a while now I've been rather curious on the meaning of 石バカ...
It's nothing more than a nickname.
For what?
For an annoying troll-er in 2channel. Maybe his real name is 石原 or something.
石バカ dont have meaning.and it is maybe his original word.
if it have meaning,it is not general^^
Can someone explain ゴミムシ to me?
ゴミ＝rubbish，ムシ＝insect
can you understand this is the rude word,cant you?
つまらんぷー
妻のシャンプー
お前らも最近プー
大日本帝國萬歳!
１が建てたの４年前かよｗｗ
そういえば・・・４-chって４年間もずっと生きていたのかよ
信じられない
Okay, I gots a question.
「全裸で待機しています」と言うのを良く見かけますけど
なんで全裸ですか？
>>356
Internet meme ですね。
http://slpy.blog65.fc2.com/blog-entry-1094.html
Oh I get it! Thanks so much, that was a really informative (and funny link).
I get the impression tacking "全裸で" onto everything is an old gag by now though, and only lives on in "全裸で待機します" because of the uh... delightful image of anime otaku kneeling in seiza position in front of their tv stark naked waiting for their favourite animu to begin
what's an animu?
"animu" is an intentional misspelling of "anime".