English soliloquy (845)

1 名前: Anonymous 04/12/29(Wed)04:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

Please talk to yourself in English, and leave.
Others don't need to give a response.

401 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 12:32 ID:Heaven

It is obvious that he is much weaker than F. But why did T have to have a match with F?

402 あぼーん

403 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 15:06 ID:kl+iIwsh

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, rather I wanna travel around the world.

404 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 18:32 ID:Heaven

How come Yukorin trolls invade every monologue thread, here and on 2channel?
These NEETs should use their time for something more useful, like posting on /dqn/:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/

405 名前: mod!!jHlguvSq (Admin) 2005-04-03 19:40 ID:Heaven

Admin's note: fart jokes deleted.

406 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-04 14:54 ID:Heaven

I don't have anything good to drink at my house so I will have to buy groceries soon. I don't want to, though.

407 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-05 14:08 ID:Heaven

It's so good to delete too stupid posts. The Admin is very wise.

408 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-05 15:23 ID:Heaven

I feel desperate in learnig a foreign language. Only 2% can make it.

409 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-07 10:36 ID:Heaven

I'm good at get into the narrow hole of women's heart.

410 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-08 12:04 ID:Heaven

I thought it's good. It is ofen the casse with us, many people have got me wrong.

411 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 03:00 ID:W5bCg+bo

I hate trying to understand Japanese input methods in Linux because the documentation is in complex nerd-style Japanese. I just want to add kaomoji stuff to my user dictionary, but I can't figure out how.

412 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 15:23 ID:Heaven

Why did so many people attended the funeral of John Paul the second?

413 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 15:24 ID:Heaven

The world has many religions to offer to me. I think if were to take one of them seriously, it would be Shintoism.

414 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 21:49 ID:W5bCg+bo

>>413

> The world has many religions to offer to me. I think if I were to take one of them seriously, it would be Discordianism.

Fixed.

415 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-10 03:02 ID:Heaven

I would choose Catholic church. It is the true Christianity which church fathers made, related to Jesus.

416 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-10 06:13 ID:g5+B8eFK

If I spent half an hour studying and half an hour exercising each day, I'd be much happier. But instead I sit here with my laptop. Something's wrong with me.

417 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-10 14:59 ID:Heaven

Canker sore is so painful. I can't stand it.

418 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-11 13:30 ID:Heaven

That part is so itchy. Why? Medicine doesn't kill the itchy feelings. This year I've got a new problem.

419 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-11 21:26 ID:g5+B8eFK

I have a migraine, but there is work I need to do.

420 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-12 14:06 ID:Heaven

I feel happiest when I see K laughing.

421 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-13 14:46 ID:Heaven

When I speak aloud, I feel good. Stress is gone.

422 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-14 15:48 ID:Heaven

I felt I was not successful in today's teaching.

423 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-15 10:35 ID:Heaven

In mastering a foreign language, practicing is the most important. It's easy to understand, but difficult to do.

424 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-15 16:37 ID:Heaven

I got a cold. Feels like I am high or something.

425 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-16 15:04 ID:Heaven

I might have got a bad desease. I feel scared.

426 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-17 16:12 ID:B7tHPncC

It's getting hotter. It has advantage and disadvantage. I feel itchy when it is warm. It's like atomic dermatitis.

427 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-18 02:14 ID:1PLRpNuB

Finally, I have the weekend to myself.

...so bored...

428 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-18 04:37 ID:CiD99orI

boners boners boners boners

429 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-19 10:54 ID:63k36M37

Things are getting better. I feel a little relieved. I had to stay in a long tunnel.

430 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-19 11:38 ID:Heaven

I don't like tunnels. I suffer from claustrophobia.

431 名前: nanashi 2005-04-20 14:01 ID:Heaven

I believe this thread is amazing.

432 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-20 14:43 ID:Heaven

I wonder why this thread is amazing. I want to hear an amazing story.

433 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-20 14:45 ID:Heaven

Why is the ID of this thread "Heaven"? The founder of this thread must be a Christian.

434 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-20 15:27 ID:Heaven

>>433

The software used on 4-ch is called "Kareha" (http://wakaba.c3.cx/).
On Kareha, there are several options how IDs are handled.
The one used on here is that whenever you put anything in the E-Mail field, no ID code will be generated.
Instead, ID:Heaven will be displayed next to the post.
The "Heaven" bit is some traditional thing which evolved from Shiichan, I think (software used on world4ch.org). It was originally meant to only be enabled for administrators and moderators of a board.

435 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 10:40 ID:Heaven

After all we are too easy on our children or brothers and sisters.

436 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 10:40 ID:Heaven

After all we are too easy on our children or brothers and sisters.

437 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 13:26 ID:Heaven

4-ch is slow these days. Even the people on 2ch have noticed...

438 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 22:20 ID:4US/4NQE

As spring blossoms, the Internet users who had taken refuge indoors begin to venture back out into the world, leaving just the socially-inept, maladjusted shut-ins behind.

Maybe this place will pick up steam again in the fall.

439 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 23:12 ID:Heaven

Always mind the Eternal September!

440 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 23:57 ID:Heaven

>>438
Seasons are relative, yo. It's getting colder, where I am.

441 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-22 11:15 ID:Heaven

Sometimes I feel I can speak English fluently, but it doesn't last. I wonder why/

442 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-22 13:00 ID:Heaven

Needs more practice.

443 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-22 13:48 ID:famBrT6g

>>338
I do. And i wish i could live in Japan.

444 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-23 07:31 ID:Heaven

I'm going to New York from Aug 16 t0 21. What would be the best place to see?

445 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-23 15:01 ID:Heaven

Toilet was stuffed up again.

446 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-24 00:43 ID:W5bCg+bo

記念真紀子!
I am posting in a legendary thread!

447 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-24 09:54 ID:Heaven

If I walk out at night in New York, would it be dangerious even now?

448 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-24 22:24 ID:Heaven

My mouth has been stuffed up again.

449 あぼーん

450 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-25 13:27 ID:Heaven

In Japan trains were derailed and crashed (ran) into an apartment. Many people were killed in the accident.

451 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-25 17:06 ID:W5bCg+bo

Multitrack drifting for the win.

452 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-25 22:09 ID:hjQu4IoG

YOU MUST TAKE THE SQUAMOUS INWO DECK FROM ALPHA COMPLEX. FNORD.

453 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-26 10:46 ID:Heaven

Because of the train derail more than 50 were killed.

454 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-26 12:49 ID:Heaven

that guy has been playing DENSHA DE GO too much...

455 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-26 15:25 ID:Heaven

"DENPA DE GO", he said.

I said: "what"

456 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-26 17:03 ID:Heaven

monoreru mo no reru

457 名前: Kimura-sensei!IkOAS99Dqw 2005-04-26 20:08 ID:fV1N8FBQ

I think #456 fails it.

458 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-27 04:40 ID:W5bCg+bo

>>456 in my opinion seems to be somewhat DQN because he fails to understand that the purpose of this thread is for monologues and soliloquies in 英語, not in some other strange language.

459 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-27 04:40 ID:Heaven

My neighbor is building a giant blue coffee cup in the parking lot.

460 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-27 08:38 ID:Heaven

Mmmmmh, coffee.

It's rainy today. I don't want to go to school. I want to do nothing.
I need to get motivated. It's important to do stuff.

461 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-27 11:14 ID:Heaven

>>458
he only said a pun inspired by >>453-455.
You are too severe.

462 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-27 13:34 ID:Heaven

Sometimes people on the Internet are stupid like that.

463 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-28 22:59 ID:Heaven

I didn't like Suzuki before, but all of a sudden she turned me on. Now I really like her.

464 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-29 13:28 ID:Heaven

Good men are often used by bad people. I don't wanna go to work. My co-workers are so self-centered.

465 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-29 16:50 ID:Heaven

What's good or bad depends on each other. In my opinion, a really good man doesn't badmouth his coworkers.

466 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-29 21:11 ID:W5bCg+bo

I wish the wireless network my neighbor has was connected to my network so I wouldn't have to connect to my network from outside.

467 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-30 10:44 ID:Heaven

CEO came to the meeting suddenly. He changed our plan completely.

468 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-30 13:43 ID:Heaven

I never really know what someone means when he says "we"...

469 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 10:44 ID:1PLRpNuB

I don't have any place left to go but 4-ch.
I think I need to get a life.

470 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 12:29 ID:W5bCg+bo

4-ch is life.

471 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 14:05 ID:Heaven

4-ch is the good internet.

472 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 14:46 ID:Heaven

NK launched a missile toward Japan though it didn't reach Tokyo. The missile is thought to fall down into the sea between the two countries. In my opinion, NK tried to scare/retaliate Japan,@ in order to negotiate about where the next soccer game should take place, A so that they express their anger against Bush's speech that Kim John Il is the most horrible person in the world, or both.

473 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 15:52 ID:1PLRpNuB

>>472 is chubou

474 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 18:20 ID:Heaven

>>473
Seems like you're too ignorant of what happened in the world. You're so called real chubou.

475 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-01 22:39 ID:W5bCg+bo

>>474

>Seems like you're too ignorant of what happened in the world. You're so called real chubou.

"Seems like you're ignorant of what has happened in the world. You're the real so-called chubou."

Fixed.

476 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-03 02:17 ID:Heaven

I wonder why Chinese has begun to attack Japan all of a sudden.

477 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-03 13:25 ID:Heaven

>>475

"You're the so-called 'real chubou'."

fixt

478 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-04 01:16 ID:1PLRpNuB

Nobody understands me but Yukorin.

479 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-04 04:25 ID:R388d3Ch

>>478
Please link pictures.

480 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-04 07:09 ID:Heaven

Will the real chuubou, please shut up, please shut up

KICCHEENNN!

481 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-05 01:01 ID:1PLRpNuB

Nothing to do these days but go to work and wank off.

482 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-05 01:01 ID:1PLRpNuB

(Not at the same time, hopefully)

483 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-05 04:41 ID:Heaven

I forgot about today being a holiday, so I got up way too early.

484 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-05 11:17 ID:Heaven

After all I didn't go to see her.

485 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-05 16:52 ID:oYpYEQyu

hello, i'm japanese studying in the U.S.

486 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-06 01:10 ID:1PLRpNuB

Hello! Glad to have you here.

487 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-08 13:51 ID:Heaven

I have to urinate often. I may have prostatitis.

488 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-09 00:38 ID:Heaven

That's interesting.

489 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-10 14:39 ID:Heaven

Prostatitis is at first not so painful, but I'm worried. But I can't bring myself to get medical checkup.

490 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-12 13:10 ID:XlJOhUyH

Why not? I guess it's too late when the pain become irresitable. Better see a doctor soon. The worst I come up with
is cutting it off.

491 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-13 18:26 ID:W5bCg+bo

>>489

"... to get a medical checkup."

>>490

"... when the pain becomes irresistable."
"The worst [treatment] I can think of is cutting it off."

Fixes.

492 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-14 05:37 ID:Heaven

If I cut it off, I can't enjoy plaing with girls.

493 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-15 12:13 ID:Heaven

To make a good realionship with a girl, being able to make good sex is very important, I've realized.

494 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-15 20:49 ID:Heaven

My world is coming down.

495 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-16 14:20 ID:Heaven

When I spoke English, my voice got thick for the firt time.

496 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-18 11:29 ID:Heaven

We use the past tense when the event finished,but we use the past continous when the event was still going on at that time.

497 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-20 14:53 ID:Heaven

Girls are very difficult to teach in a different sense. I have to be careful.

498 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-20 16:11 ID:Heaven

It feels funny posting in here since I don't understand any Japanese.

499 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-21 14:10 ID:Heaven

High school girls with a short skirt are very sexy, they look foolish.

500 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-05-21 16:38 ID:rDN7ZELe

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